@2000ad.bsky.social Hey, I had no idea that I could buy Tharg themed biscuits !

Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

@nedhartley.com is this anything to do with you? As my son got soooo excited today seeing this saying 'Dad they've got an ultimate crossover for you !' Can't wait

@slaymaker.bsky.social it's truly hilarious. That out of all the movie titles. The presenter kept forgetting. It was eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind. genius. I would almost think it was deliberate

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

The skier’s name? Wilhelm Scream.

Tickets, red hot!

Love my Lego block.

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

As a white man I think she should attack white men way more cuz frankly we deserve it.

A man just shouted at me until I answered his questionnaire on christianity. He scared the b) Jesus out of me.

"What do we want?" "A compilation album!" "What shall we call it?" "Now!"

This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.

Colin MacNeil

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Art by Lar DeSouza…

One minute I’m sat at home on my own drawing cute animals exploding, the next I’m in a desert listening to poetry under the stars. Thank you so much to Emirates Literary Festival for inviting me, I got to hang out with the nicest children’s book authors, and met some of the coolest young readers! 💪

All to please a wannabe king who is demented and thrives on violence.

No point in even referencing Orwell anymore.

@dankmccoy.bsky.social sorry to see it's the 'last' of your special interest newsletter today. It was thanks to late life ADHD diagnosis and a vid podcast I saw you feature that I realise I have RSD. This has helped me cope with a number of circumstances very differently. So in summary, thanks ❤️

@nedhartley.com can't believe just found you on here ...your Bananaman is what has made my 11 yr old beg for a Beano subs and I love your 2000ad stuff. Keep up the good work, that is all haha . 👍

Of course he fucking did !!! Needy orange Gollum loves a shiny precious award !

Well @jamiesmart.bsky.social my son's proudly completed the Hero Slam puzzle and we decided to get it framed for his wall to celebrate as he loves pointing out the characters ! (his fave is currently Furious Peanut!) Thanks for the joy #heroslam #puzzle

Hi all 👋 I’m Steve aka RobotWig. I'm a freelance creative & award winning miniature photographer based in Sheffield, South Yorkshire. All my miniature photos are made using practical FX, real lighting, figures & miniature sets. If you love movies give me a follow 🙏 #introduction #photography

Happy #PortfolioDay everyone. I'm Steve a professional Freelance Graphic Designer and Award Winning Photographer. I'm actively seeking opportunities so please do check out my extensive portfolio if you're looking for a super duper creative like me... www.robotwig.com

@odpomery.bsky.social I'm hard to buy for when it comes to graphic novels but after a tonne of research my wife chose The Hard Switch for one of my Christmas gifts. And I'm so happy she did. I adored it beginning to end. Not like anything I'd seen before and now I'm all the better for it. Big love!

Isn't it ironic but you stink

I mentioned this earlier (without a screenshot) but @ofalafel.bsky.social joke book was received in our home at Christmas and is genuinely uproaringly hilarious ! Cue crying with laughter dads and a grandad who almost choked to death laughing out loud. Seriously hilarious . Just get it ! ❤️❤️❤️

Thank you so much for, A) Enjoying it and B) Letting me know. Have a splendid evening!

Señor Bumhole is the greatest joke ever.

Why this book of course www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/0241...

Instant all-timer here:

I need 2 things from Hollywood, and yes, I am willing to beg for them: 1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd 2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel I am manifesting this reality. It must happen

Didn’t happen. Nobody can remember. Actually, I can remember. Did happen wasn’t racist. Was racist wasn’t offensive. Here’s a possibly made-up letter from a bloke who insists things can only happen if he witnesses them. As Farage squirms, Peter Ettedgui recalls their schooldays: tinyurl.com/4rrn2mkx

"'Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’ with an accompanying hand gesture pointing towards a place far away." www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Simon Bisley

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

It’s so cold and quiet.

Brett Ewins

The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.

“I was just following otters.”

I don’t know who the guy on the right is, but that’s Pastor Dutchie on the left hand side.

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends: