Just when I thought I couldn't love the Groce Out more. "Miller said customers have used about $500 of the $5,000 set aside at his Lincoln City store. McGinty said customers have used about $1,000 of the $5,000 at his McMinnville business." Practical compassion FTW.

things that arent the future of civilization - chatbots - crypto - robot butlers - cars that sorta drive autonomously as long as youre paying attention for when they fail and almost kill a bunch of people things that actually are the future of civilization - free clean energy

Can we set aside that crisis of young men being driven to the Right? From NBC’s exit polling for young men 18-29: VA: Spanberger +14 NJ: Sherrill: +10 NYC: Mamdani +40

whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

today's 10 minute sketch is an extremely disappointed looking harp seal

I haven't been this happy since Kissinger died. If there's a hell, Cheney is being "alternatively interrogated" for eternity in it. www.politico.com/story/2014/1...

Quick everyone make the good tweets about dick cheney before all the Americans wake up

Greetings, from Astoria. ✨

Fantastic tifo display by @rosecityriveters.org #BAONPDX

Your life is worse off because too many white people hate Black people.

Join the union.

Some people see Oregon’s government as a deep blue democracy, but it’s actually the evolution from a whites only resource colony into an oligarchy (watch who Tina Kotek & state leg jump for) & is now on its way to becoming a resource colony again (land and cheap power playing host to data centers).

We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

#fall #astoriaoregon 💚

NY AG has created portal to report/upload footage of crimes committed by the violent bigoted morons of ICE. Every state AG should do this. Fuck ICE & any who offer them even tangential support or ignore their rancid, hateful, cowardly crimes. Repost! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

What idiot called them "Golden Oreos" and not "Bor-eos"

Today in 1893 there was a soccer match played at what is now Providence park. Thanks to @davidinastoria.bsky.social for finding it. portland.daveknows.org/2010/08/16/f... #RCTID #BAONPDX

does the new york times have a special room where they go huff each other's farts

let's play a game...

Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community

I wouldn’t be surprised if TriMet breaks a post-pandemic record for ridership today

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Here's the block list

How much do you dare me to wear this to the “No Kings” protest?

the political press has spent decades portraying that same large swath of Americans as not "real Americans" so my guess is they're just grateful to have the help

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

#portland #pdx

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

Astoria Zine Festival - this weekend (11-12 October 2025) astoriadave.com/astoria-zine... #zine #astoriaoregon

I split AI into 3 non-mutually exclusive types (see Table 1 above): displacement (harmful), enhancement (beneficial), and/or replacement (neutral) of human cognitive labour. More later possibly, but see Tables 2 to 4 (attached or here: arxiv.org/pdf/2507.19960) for the worked through examples. 2/n

We too yearn for the heady days of the 1980s and 90s when decent, hardworking Portlanders could make their way in this town.

I need people not from Portland to understand that a majority of the escalations happening here are the direct result of the far right grifting machine. They are another arm of the fascist regime and have been manufacturing content and spreading lies to manufacture consent. It's as simple as that.

You know which one it is. Just watch it again youtu.be/2naoSiNRQ1w?...

we have trained your company's accounting software on 6 million reddit shitposts and it is accurate 55% percent of the time. please clap.

lucky to call the greatest of all time, a thorn 🌹

Overhearing someone be confidently wrong on the bus My man, i briefly leave the internet to get away from that shit

just saw a video about how harmful it is to put shoes on babies because their feet are still developing and wearing shoes regularly can make them grow wrong. and i thought damn. have i been reading too much into that hemingway story

Sure. Left wing terrorism is at an all time high, going from 3% of domestic terror fatalities to 4%. Right wing terrorism on the other hand has dipped to an all time low of 95% So technically, yeah.

Okay but the Portland farmers market is a well known hotspot for the notorious Venezuelan gang Trendy Arugula

Portland’s Antifa headquarters.

Comic by Kelli Hughes-Ham. 👏

Atlas Hugged by Kind Rand haha we're just having fun here

breaking: trump orders troops to portland to “try portland wing week”