This whole Economists v. Jon Stewart thing going on reminds me that economists are the most sensitive little bitches in academia, puffing themselves up as way bigger than they are and then getting super defensive all the time for any challenge at all. At least historians know we don't matter.

Motherfuckers are doing Pascal's wager on AI now. It's over, pack it in!

Okay, so don't get mad but what about mixed doubles luge?

James Cameron had some balls telling us Jack couldn't fit on that door. Like none of us had seen the Olympics before.

So apparently smoking weed and hanging dong give you a competitive advantage in sky jump and I never would have thought sky jump was so cool.

Trying to find the words to describe this rain without being disrespectfuuuuuuuul!

if i was a figure skater i would just go out there in my shortie nightie and do the robot and the worm with a couple of quads thrown in 🥇

I won a bronze medal then told the world I’m sad you dumped me. Please respond.

People who have tried to get me to listen to Tech 9 and people who have asked me for bail money is nearly a perfect circle

Age verification? I was there three thousand years ago, when Isildur took the Ring. I was there the day the strength of Men failed. I led Isildur into the heart of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged the one place it could be destroyed. It should have ended that day, but evil was allowed to endure

My son told me the Actor who plays superman is named corn-sweat. I was link that can't be real, no way. But apparently that's his name?

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Wait are they letting figure skaters do back flips now? Because I thought that was "illegal" or whatever. If they finally legalized it cool though.

Now I have to go back to watching regular commercials like some fucking asshole

Bad Bunny for Super Bowl MVP

I didn't realize till I re-watched because it was white on white, but bad bunny is wearing a Jersey with the name Ocasio and the number 64. I know that's his actual last name but what is the significance of the number 64?

the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing

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Bad Bunny won the superbowl. Who is he going to play next year?

they're calling it the dunkin donuts ad that single-handedly lost new england the superbowl

Whoever caught that pick give him MVP.

Finally got a game going here with 12 left in the 4th

My parents didn’t have power for three months and my mom drank water out of a jug that she filled from a stream and my dad ate breadfruit that fell off his trees and they’re white and have money

Tired: Super Bowl Wired: Benito Bowl Expired: the ability to score anything but a field goal

After Benito, if this is still boring as hell I’m going to get on my peloton bc jesus

This is the most boring Superbowl since the Rams V Patriots in Superbowl LIII.

the coinbase commercial was a karaoke rugpull

Crypto advertisements are never gonna beat the allegation that crypto is a Ponzi scheme.

Industries that have unlimited ad money because they are robbing you: Insurance. Pharmaceuticals. Tax preparation. Banking/Finance.

Adrien Brody wins Oscar, burns all goodwill over the course of 20 years then wins another Oscar, rinse and repeat

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

I hate these uber eats commercials with Matthew McConaughey.

I usually make wings before the game starts and do pizzas during halftime but I always miss the half time show that way so I'm gonna wait till it's over this time before I throw the pizzas in the oven.

Made 2 batches of wings this year. 1st batch I did in traditional buffalo sauce the second batch I tossed in Orange Chicken sauce. I like it gonna keep doing them that way.

They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event

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Queso dip from costco was mid. Okay taste, texture presentation was poor. Do not recommend. 3/10

“Now we all know mechanical handles. What if, instead, we introduced something new that was harder to find, and capable of failing, in an emergency”

In the tune of Copacabana*: Milano, milano-cortina ... *Okay if I'm being real the tune of Star-wars Cantina by Richard Cheese.

the comments rock though

“im not familiar with bad bunny but..” i mourn for the lack of baddies in your life brother

Anyway I bought this heat and serve queso from costco. I have wings brining in the fridge and I'm gonna throw some pizzas in the oven during the halftime show. I think I'm set!

Superbowl LX sounds like it was named by GM or something. Does it have heated seats?

It's #superbowl Sunday! Whether you're rooting for the #patriots or the #seahawks, we're all about to be swamped with ads for #ai. so I thought it might be helpful to point out that a #chatbot really can't produce anything worth a damn.

I made you some toast, please respond!

LEAVITT: Of course Donald Trump didn’t have Jeffrey Epstein killed. The suggestion is defamatory and the President will be taking legal action BONDI: Saying that Trump had Epstein killed is now a felony TRUMP: They set up a live feed in the cell so I could watch. I put it on YouTube, here’s a link