one time my brother put kool aid in the fish tank because “they looked thirsty” and killed them all & now he’s an executive of a company worth over 150 million dollars

*Strong Sad voice* Covered bridges 😍

was having a tranquil morning on the back deck, doing stretches in the morning sun and enjoying the birds and then i accidentally knocked over my mother [beep] god [beep] son of a [beep] ass coffee

Kim says expansion necessary due to worsening security threats, long-term confrontations with 'most ferocious enemies'.

Funny how Pratt "Surging ahead" to narrowly take 2nd place. And "Bass falling all the way" to a 5 point lead in 1st is supposed to show that Angelenos are hungry for new leadership and not, the opposite of that.

Wanted some ideas for working more vegitable side dishes into my meal plans. Ordered a book on Amazon. Shipping kept getting delayed. Looked up the author on Good Reads and it looks like she has like 150 cook books all published in the last 2 years. Many with obvious GenAI covers. LMAO

I heard you the first time, history. You can stop repeating yourself.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

the real reason behind the paper straw push is that they get all soggy before sea turtles get a chance to use them to snort their cocaine

I was noticing that players on Vegas have been on the Kings and other NHL teams. I wonder what would be the best roster you could have while using a former player from all 32 teams? Some players will have to have multiple teams because you need to Cover all 32 in 4 F, 6 D and 1 G. No bench.

If I hit the lotto tonight I'm gonna spend like 50K on a polymarket bet that trump is dead just to see if I can set off the news cycle.

Even if he's not, we should probably do this before it's too late.

My most old man trait is that I find it annoying when NHL fans chant one word of the national anthem before the game. Vegas fans all scream "Knights", Dallas fans yell "Stars." Carolina is like extra though because "Red" is already taken by the Washington Capitals. Get your own thing at least.

One of my biggest beefs with corporate movie theaters is making me choose my seat when I buy the ticket FUCK THAT SHIT THIS IS NOT AN AIRPLANE

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Ok? And who funded this study? Big Feeling Better?

It really feels like they heard about the tattoo but thought it was too late to change course. Now every week it gets worse but also even later.

Here's the thing, any politician who uses AI in their ads is just tell on themselves that they don't have any real supporters to put in the ads.

My one hope for the Primary is that both Republicans Govs get swept off the ballot and also Pratt eats shit. Going forward we need ranked choice though.

Democrats have got to stop trimming and moderating to appeal to some imaginary "center" constituency and go HARD on issues where the oligarchs are on one side and the people are on the other.

I'm sorry if this offends but if you want me to subscribe you need to send me a physical copy of some kind. I have ADHD and don't trust myself to go to a website every day. Currently subscribed to: The Onion, Wired, Rolling stone and my local paper.

Vaporware Diplomacy

1. Democrats should nominate people who seem like authentic members of their communities and not just gormless political strivers 2. I don't need David Frum's no talent son to tell me that, he probably couldn't name a single member of the 2003 New York Giants

My brother moved to Florida a couple years back. He's an electrical contractor. He tells me now they are building houses with a "flood level." Basically they build SFDs like 5 over 1s with an entire ground floor the height of the flood zone rating.

I kinda want to see the backrooms but my 11 year old son is obsessed with the backrooms memes and I'd feel bad seeing it without him. Obviously I'm not taking my 11 year old son to an R rated horror film.

At work we switched from Google drive to an Independent provider for our internal file sharing and holly shit is everything SO much faster now. Google groupware is so damn bloated now.

It's always the most soft handed weirdos who say shit like this. I can smell this picture and it smells like baby powder.

Telling universities to become 'economic powerhouses' is like telling Mona Lisa to get fake tits

Eating a banana without breaking pieces off one by one. Combing your hair, also not combing your hair. Hair Conditioner Drinking espresso. Wearing a V neck shirt. Any dog smaller than a retriever. Owning a cat. Gardening. Eating salad. Drinking a cocktail. Mazda Miata. Shorts above your knee.

Replying "This U?" but it's just a screen shot of the letter U in a cool font.

Barring a blockbuster trade where the Kings acquire a 1C I don't see this team being top 3 in the Pacific next year. I think it's Vegas-Edmonton 1-2 and then Anaheim as the 3. Sharks are getting there and I think will probably hop into the 2 spot when Edmonton falls off in a few years.

I love that we can social engineer the computer itself now.

I remember being a kid an looking at the cool drummer boy quarter and thinking too bad I missed out on the US turning 200 years old. Now I'm here for 250 and I'm like I don't know if I fell like celebrating this country right now to be honest. 😕

Some of you assholes should learn how to hit the share button

this sucks. it doesn’t fix any real problems. it’s like giving the public half ownership of fossil fuels. we don’t want that. we want them regulated to death and dismantled for parts.

Good morning! ❤️

The EU's wider rules, which kick in from February 18th, 2027, are simple: Users must be able to remove and replace batteries with basic tools, or specialized tools that are provided with the product for free, and compatible spare batteries must be sold for at least five years.

Watched In the Lost lands on Disney+ today I wanted to like this film but the writing was really bad. Even for a b-movie it was pretty bad. www.imdb.com/title/tt4419...

No, I am not creating another account to read anything.

Influencer culture is highly subsidized by dark money and big tech fascists. We need to have a reckoning with this if we ever want to get out of this mess.

Any way, I'm hoping the Oilers sign Cassidy and the Kings hire David Carle. Knowing my luck though the Oilers will hire David Carle and the Kings will hire Woodcroft or some shit.

SpaceX has convinced the indices to change their rules, meant to stabilize and protect the market: it will be “fast-passed” into Nasdaq for example just 15 trading days after IPO, and the S&P500 won’t require profitability. This is only happening to provide easy exit liquidity for SpaceX investors

Honestly my bank should make me a sheet of 12 pre-printed rent checks so I can just rip one off each month and mail it.

Social media has really brought the worst out of people. It's okay to yell at the TV when a relief pitcher lets in 3 runs to blow the lead. It is NOT OKAY to go on his wife's Instagram. Holly hell, what is going on with the world. www.reddit.com/r/baseball/c...

I was ignoring all previous instructions before it was cool.

If I win the lottery I won't announce it, but there will be signs

Platner is probably gonna lose because the Nazi shit is easy oppo the question is do you really want to debase yourself supporting that?

On the one hand I kinda wanted the Habs to win on the other Hand I want Vegas to lose and the Habs were defiantly not going to beat them.

People will say: The Dodgers are only good because of money we need a salary cap. And expect you to forget that the New York Mets exist.