Went to costco and forgot to buy beer, shame.

also want to add: i deleted facebook/instagram/tiktok over a year ago, and it’s the *best* thing i’ve done for my mental health. once you realize how much of your personal connections are mediated through these algorithms.. i’m never going back.

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.

Sports are so dumb sometimes, I love it.

Man these gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

I would like a Democrat to announce that after the mid terms they will in fact stop this from being built along with the ballroom fiasco.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

LOL, at the translation.

Look all I'm saying is the Pete leaked time on target for an airstrike in a signal chat and a month later 18s started "falling off ships" www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

They need to stop making a new 2k every year just to give minor updates and rosters. Should be one major release every 4 years with roster updates etc every year via DLCs

Asking a cop the same questions they ask us 🤣

Rad

One of the moms an my sons 12U hockey class described her 11 to 12 year old son as "a real alpha male" and I could feel myself making a saving throw to avoid taking psychic damage. Not sure if I literally cringed or not.

Alien archaeologists excavating ancient skate parks and theorizing about our religious rituals.

We need like the spotify model for these treaming services. Where you subscribe to one of 4 services and they pay based on what you watch. We should force Netflix etc to get out of the studio business.

About 40% of Americans have cut back on streaming services in the last three months. They blame both the cost of the platforms and the broader cost of living crisis. And nearly 75% of Americans are frustrated that streaming platforms they subscribe to keep raising prices.

Apple is closing down the first of its US stores to unionize. Apple says that because of the collective bargaining agreement with these workers, they "couldn’t offer to transfer them to nearby locations.” The union is outraged, and exploring options to hold Apple accountable.

This is propaganda.

back in the day on twitter it took a few thousand likes before your posts started to get annoying shitheads in the replies but the magic of bsky is that it starts on the ground floor

if you don't hear music in your heart maybe you gotta open the configuration program to randomly try switching music card options until it comes through

It went 28 days later, then 28 weeks later, and then 28 years later. We never got 28 months, what gives?

In Space: 1999 Moonbase Alpha has Earth gravity so they clearly have graviton-manipulation technology but their Eagle spacecraft rely on chemical propulsion for maneuvering and takeoff/landing?

we just wanted to see through the water surface in quake we didn't know 😞

I’m old enough to remember when “tracking” wasn’t about data — it was fixing the lines on your VHS so the movie didn’t look haunted.

They immediately got smoked by the Fremen after I said that and it's still one of my best dad moments.

This is 14 Bone Temples worth of severance. We could be watching "28 Years Later 10: Even More Bones" with this kind of money

I repeat, I am NOT penpals with the Zodiac Killer, and have NEVER spent an entire night inventing cryptographic code symbols, this should clear everything up, thank you for attending my press conference

I know people get cute with “What if your house burns down” and “what if your player breaks” Nothing is permanent but it’s better than some dweeb deciding I can’t have my library anymore and remotely nuking it

Greedy tech bros are doing great work sending people screaming back to physical media.

One of my many low stakes tech regulation takes is that we need laws banning companies from bricking devices. Amazon should be forced to provide some work around for people who want to keep using these devices.

Speech reminds me of one of my favorite early 00s songs www.youtube.com/watch?v=93N4...

If the Sabres, Flyers, and Maple Leafs all win their games in regulation, then the Bruins (who are not playing) will qualify for the playoffs tonight.

Saw these 2 dogs just running in the street on my morning walk. Hopefully they find their way home.

Like say what you will about Walmart but Walmart is functional. It is a store that makes sense. You try to buy a pack of ramen from Amazon and it’s like escaping the fucking Minotaurs labyrinth, it’s somehow become more annoying than getting in the car.

Threatening the pope, losing to Persia and presiding over economic decline- Welcome back Emperor Valerian!!

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

I just learned that Hamas and Hezbollah are two different groups. Here's my plan for lasting peace in the Middle East....(1/73)

the irony of filing my taxes and the government being like ‘we don’t like how you spent your money, now you have to pay us more’ really? REALLY? LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR SPENDING

Consult a doctor if your ceasefire last longer than 4 hours.

As designed by Nike and MLB, City Connect uniforms celebrate the city where the team plays, which is why they have uniforms that say “Tejas” (not a city), “Wisco” (not a city), “Atlanta” (a city that the team left), and a jersey celebrating 1600s piracy

I can see how having an app to help you keep track of tickets is helpful for some. For most of us though the ballpark app could just be an email. Or am I just being a Luddite again?

Confederate surrender day video for all who celebrate

the most demented part about trumps posts is that he signs them as if we don’t see his face and name at the beginning. it’s like your crazy aunt on facebook that would randomly comment on one of your pics from 5 years ago, “missed you at easter but your dead mom loves you. love, aunt nance.”

Chris Chelios looks like he's been cooking low and slow for 12 hours

This is like when bong shops had to say “for tobacco use only.”

Repost if you've watched a World Series game that lasted longer than the Iranian Ceasefire.

Repost if you had ONE NIGHT STANDS that lasted longer than the Iranian ceasefire

They spent all game talking about how much better the bullpen is this year and well ...

texting random numbers: “don’t ever contact me again”