this is mesmerizing

I’m driving a 2012 ford escape, if I could I would be using my old iphone 4s. I’m still pissed they took away my home button not to mention the 3.5mm audio jack.

there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it

I remember think how once everyone gets a self driving car they will just have them circle the block while they shop or whatever. I suppose if they're all the same company they can just park in the road.

Just saw a Crypto ad on the Kings game. Oof crypto is dead-dead.

Share a ‘90’s movie you think deserves more love.

Joel Armia is gonna be leading the team in scoring soon. I'm sure we all saw that coming.

Finally god damn!

By 30 every man should have a hobby that will kill him someday, an ex who internet stalks them, briefly considered moving to Philadelphia, multiple baristas who know details about their lives their own mothers don’t know, and a blood feud with a local politician

Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate the affordability and that the cost hasn't inflated, but I wish Aldi didn't make you buy a 25¢ cart every single time, I am running out of garage and bakyard space

The list of absolute musts have sides for me at thanksgiving are: Brussel sprouts, Stuffing, Potato, Gravy, and mini-croissants from a tube everything else is optional but I gotta have those sides.

JUDGE: How do you plead? ME: Your Honor, I invoke my Third Amendment rights. JUDGE: Don't you mean the Fifth Amendment? ME: No, Your Honor, the Third. I don't want any soldiers quartered in my apartment. At least not until I get the chance to clean up. It's a mess.

Meta halted internal research that purportedly showed (young) people who stopped using Facebook became less depressed and anxious, according to an unredacted legal filing released on Friday. www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/m...

Is is just me or does she look like they yassified the giant from twin peaks?

I think the lesson from Waymo and Tesla self driving fatalities is that cars are inherently unsafe and we should probably move away from the mare our primary form of transportation.

Thinking about the Miss Pickerell Series. Miss Pickerell and the Geiger Counter is how I learned what a half-life was. www.goodreads.com/series/14021...

It's weird how right-wing nationalism is an international project, but why is CPAC hosting events in Hungry? Why are we bailing out Argentina, etc.

Franz von Holzhausen has to have the easiest job in history. The 3 is just a copy and paste of the S the X is just the S but stretched a bunch. the Y is just the X but slightly shrunk. Even the new models were just the old models with the cyber truck head lights. CTRL-C, CTRL-V CTRL-S.

Becoming a return guy, but for real grass in stadiums

Rush hour is a ruff re-watch the scene in part 2 where Tucker is picking out girls in the massage parlor did not age well.

If the Biden Administration had properly investigated and jailed all the PPP loan fraudsters. It would have fixed inflation and also made sure Trump had no shot in hell.

the correct way to pronounce "pantomime" is "panto" because the mime is silent

Fubo and NBC are beefing so I gotta watch the Rams game on the ole rabbit ears.

Fascinated by the imported Vietnamese Tide laundry detergent in the vending machine at my laundromat. Is it better?

Shout out to all the countries that spin a big meat

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

I put your leftovers in the appropriate containers so they stay fresh and crisp. Please respond.

It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.

some cooking cliches are true: always double the recipe’s garlic. aoli is just gentrified mayonnaise. if you dont like turkey you’re a bad cook and a worse person

What 4 days of no dog park does to motherfucker

I'm sure it's nothing. Anyway, did you know that AI is destroying any chance of climate mitigation

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I don't know how anybody who is old enough to remember the housing crash in the late 2000s would believe for a second that the private sector would continue building houses after the prices start dropping. The only way we will ever have enough housing is if we have a federal homes guarantee.

If you own a Inkjet printer make sure you keep it plugged in and turned on at all times. If you want to store while not in use make sure you remove the ink cartridges first. Otherwise the ink will dry and clog your print heads. I killed 3 printers before I realized my mistake.

Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

Dress code: No denim, must wear a jacket and a tie.

Damn, good job Pendleton Indiana.

Only Fans but it's just me demonstrating how to properly install a ceiling fan with a proper fan rated box.

Most Career Home Runs, Guys Who Pitched 10+ MLB Games: Babe Ruth, 714 Jimmie Foxx, 534 Shohei Ohtani, 280 Kiké Hernández, 130

Loser points are saving the Kings season right now.

I imagine ICE agent/Chomo is probably the worst thing you can be know for in jail. Not that I feel sorry for him at all.

I have to say, losing the "social" and "promotions" tabs has certainly made me fast with the Unsubscribe button. I think some companies had been trying to stay visible in the tab by flooding multiple times a day. Not in this new austerity era!

if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“

It rules how many criminal cases are solved by, like, one tech forensics expert opening a suspects phone w/o even needing to enter a PIN and finding "crime supplies near me cheap" at the top of their search history

ok enough about that TIMELINE CLEANSE

That's right card flopper get out of congress! Dice chuckers only!

Finally, Magic the Gathering quit congress.

re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao