oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Our Endless Numbered Christmases

i’m posting the video again

Liggo

you will be visited by three spirits

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

When it happens I won't be able to go home for days. I'll make more money than God. And mayb then I'll take the money to that cabin in the woods and finish my book.

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

The problem is the same old thing; $4 million is still overpaying for a DP, and the DCU Kasper/Levien era has been filled with moments like these. Spending too much for too little return. And that's without the out-of-his-control stuff.

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

i welcome our q-tip overlords

I like how even in this hypothetical the Phillies can't be worse than the Nats

he had that shit on

I'm being paid to record this and I'm merely checking video integrity while watching an old episode of Space: 1999

Snow. @capitalweather.bsky.social Rockville

one of my Dad Mode moments was getting an air gun at an auto parts shop. Cost me $60, it's louder than a chainsaw, but i can at least fill my tires in the discomfort of my front walk by doing a squat in the middle of the road

Some fine Superb(est) Owl, thanks to an early Christmas gift from Kit. 💜 One of my cats knocked off my old Psygnosis mug off the counter, but it was getting worn anyway, so it's nice to have a fresh one, and now a matching mouse mat. 💜

being a millennial is great. everything I ever did on the internet for like 10 years is all coming back around as class action lawsuit money

We're about to approach Wizards levels of rebuild hell next year. There's no faith to even HAVE at this point.

Remembering that US Army FPS where you could shoot your CO the microsecond he handed you a gun, and the game would fade to black and then back up with you in the brig, unable to quit out and having to Ctrl-Alt-Del

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

“millions of people worldwide will pay for MLS Season Pass to pay to see Messi and friends”

In the city? That sounds nice

the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain

Sleeping with three creepy old presidential candidates? They might think it's an organization. Can you imagine, can you imagine sleeping with 50 creepy old presidential candidates? In harmony? Friends, they may think it's a movement. And that's what it is.

Mrs. Met

leave society, be a monkey

She was fair and clear. What more do you want from a ref?

The Bad Sex in Fiction awards needs to come back

Moving to the Euro schedule would be a death blow As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season Which is why MLS will do it, of course.

finally found the difference between truth and beauty

"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up. Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD. I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.

*buffy saint marie voice* MAGICK IS AFOOT

Yub Nub moment tbh

lol

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

When I am king, I will outlaw the button for “hey did you want to sign up for a credit card or extra thing you’ll never use” being labeled “maybe later” There will never be a maybe later I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button

THE KING

I fucking knew it.

Check this out

Happy MLS DC United Season Ticket Window to all who observe. Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations. They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.

And here's the problem: this is the dam-busting year. At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere. DCU can't say this because it's not true.

Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness

That’s Sabrina Carpenter