Everybody loves Da Pope

We’re at Union Stage in Washington DC tonight! Show starts at 8

oh just one more thing

Pueraria suffocata, known as smotherwort, is the fastest-growing species of plant. This vine of the kudzu family can, under ideal conditions, spread 10 meters per day. People living in areas where this species is invasive are advised to close their windows at night to avoid accidental asphyxiation.

Ok. I wrote about the Afroman trial, including this incredible image of him being sworn in on the witness stand.

The Deck of Woven Marrow is a 50 card oracle deck gathering the last six years of my ethereal botanical watercolor paintings into a love letter to interconnectivity. Sign up to get notified when the project goes live here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

What we need is a biotech company to work on genetically engineering some very rich people who are interested in keeping alive the species we still have instead of selling silly fantasies to public radio networks that should know when they're getting played

Excited to reveal this project I did for SEND HELP, directed by Sam Raimi and starring Rachel McAdams & Dylan O’Brien, now in theaters! My illustration was painted traditionally in watercolor. Many thanks to @20thcenturystudios.bsky.social and @posterposse.bsky.social for this opportunity!

The most insane thing you’ll read all day, I promise.

I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead. It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut. No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.

@joannabarnum.com talking about me doing something in Excel for her.

Tix on sale Wednesday at nicklutsko.com

someone got yellled aaaaaat

This looks legit. Even if it’s not, I’ll take any opportunity to tell gen AI to fuck off.

Thoughts on Marshmallow?

this one is called goose horse

I solved the 'it's still the Year of the Snake, but everyone thinks it's Year of the Horse' problem. It's now the month of the Snorse. #sygnin

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE YOUR LEMON PIG DOES EVERYONE HAVE THEIR LEMONS

2025's Lemon Pig is a whole damn end-of-year mood. Wild-eyed, haunted, dehydrated beyond belief. But still wildly clutching onto purpose, with a surprising tenacity.

Every December my coworkers and I do a $0 white elephant - homemade or found objects only. This year I made this little guy, a DIY Labubu my husband named “Uncle Bubu,” along with a certificate of questionable authenticity. #labubu #diy #plush #whiteelephant

Last night, @joannabarnum.com and I exchanged our Xmas presents. Ahead of our trip to Cornwall next year, I gave her The Hellebore Guide to Occult Britain and a few issues of @helleborezine.bsky.social 1/2

It is the winter solstice tomorrow (in the northern hemisphere) this is your reminder that English Heritage live stream the sun rising over Stonehenge on their YouTube channel from 7.30am tomorrow morning. www.youtube.com/live/FEnQmoc...

The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer

“These car prices can’t be beaten!”

preemptive

For today only (Dec 14) All Systems Red (1st book in The Murderbot Diaries) is on sale across all US ebook retailers for $2.99 (published by Tordotcom, edited by @leeharris.net cover art by Jaime Jones) www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

Who on earth thought these were a good idea?

Another little bit of inspiration I made for you

The little guys I have left! Half have gone off to homes, I so appreciate the support for this little experimental series. Doing the shipping hustle through the end of the week, then I’m going to hibernate for a bit. www.joannabarnum.com/shop

Gen Alpha is gonna tell their grandkids this was Karl Marx.

Now is the time of Yule and Monsters

MAN-BAT (DC Comics) Pipe cleaner figure Inspired by a Bsky discussion with @joshadams.bsky.social! Includes felt, paint, denim, and fabric. His head and wings come off for AMPUTHEATRE combat. Stands 3 1/2" (8.89 cm) high with a 12" (30.48 cm) wingspan. #darkart #pipecleanerart #horror #dccomics

HOLIDAY 2025 IS LIVE! ❄️ 20% off your order of $150 or more (including originals & sale items!) with code HOLIDAY25, now through December 5. ❄️ Mystery Packs are back! ❄️ Refreshed Sale section, including some discounted prints that will be retiring at the end of the year. www.joannabarnum.com/shop

Am I the only person on Earth that gets depressed by finding a dollar bill on the street because it means someone else lost it?

I think every time someone from Baltimore has to endure a reference to The Wire, they should get to send David Simon a cash app and/or Venmo request for $25.

If you need a painting of a hot dog with a pickle on it, I know just the place.

Some great stuff in here including some affordable originals!

Halloween 👏🏻 All 👏🏻 Year 👏🏻

here ya go

Every race. It’s basically been every race. Governors. Mayors. Long-held GOP dog-catchers. School boards. Water boards. Flipped a dungeon master in a rural Iowa D&D club. State senators. State reps. A janitor in Duluth. State justices. Three GOP Uber drivers. Just everything.

New @crackerbarrell.bsky.social logo idea, but the old man is nude…

Ooo dang! The campaign for my new book ends tomorrow 🎉 If you love wee chicken shacks, could you share this project sometime in the next 24 hours? Thank you so much to everyone who has backed ~ I can't wait to share the Shacklings with you. 💖 Kickstarter.com/projects/babayaga/shackling

'Poe' • Ink, acrylic, gouache on masonite board. New for IX and for the spooky season. See you next week in Reading.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

Shackling is LIVE! 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 Get a copy of my brand new book at: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bab...