Alice in Wonderland art theme this month and I opened up a spot at the sketch tier (branches) and watercolor tier (stars)! patreon.com/fallenlights

Life is truly beautiful.

The struggles of being an artist: How to look up reference of "wet silk dress" without getting a bunch of naughty results. My algos and ads are gonna be fuuuuuuuuuuuucked lmao

“Why can’t we just put the oil onto trucks and ride it across the desert rather than through the strait of Hormuz?” My love, let me direct you to a little documentary called Mad Max: Fury Road

CARS BACKING OUT IF PARKING SPOTS IN PARKING LOTS SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY

An aspiring artist at a show once asked me what advice I would give someone looking to go to college with the goal of being an artist. I told her to get a business or finance degree. You can learn how to improve your art from other artists, incl schools like SmartSchool, along the way. 1/2

One time, I was telling my sister that without my ADHD meds I will straight up forget about a thing between my 30 minute reminder and when the thing actually happens. She was like "so set alarms!" and showed me her alarm app with 2 dozen alarms and I just laughed. She doesn't think she has ADHD.

Ok we're at the point of the US President posting uncensored snuff videos now.

If the past tense of sleep is slept, it stands to reason that the past tense of steep, as in tea, is stept.

I chose a hell of a time to listen to The Women by Kristin Hannah.

LOOK AT IT omg

I just want the Pope to start swingin'.

What y'all doin' today?

Weird ways Army service prepared us for other things: Moose was one of the few volunteers that felt comfortable enough wearing PPE to help the groomer wash a bunch of dogs that required special handling.

I'm procrastinating getting started on today's sketches so here's a super duper old drawing I did of Aloe in 2019

Sometimes when Moose is getting ready for work, I just follow him around chattering his ear off about shit he doesn't care about. He seems to enjoy it. He'll come get me and be like "come chatter at me while I brush my teeth" lol Today's topic was "mantasy"

Emus running around always remind me of when my Sims accidentally set their kitchen on fire and freaked out. Follow me for more banger gaming hot takes.

Cyril Cox – "Late Afternoon Light" (2022)

See, the reason our representatives don't do anything beyond tweet stuff and write stern letters is because he's doing all the stuff they want to happen with the added bonus of being a really great scapegoat. Win/win for them, the rest of us poors can get bent.

Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do enjoy a good show.

Conventions that have full waitlists AND don't allow you to get a refund for your table (if you give them ample notice, like 30 days) are greedy. They only get away with this kind of thing because we put up with it.

They also think Trump, who was convicted of 34 felonies and faced no consequences, gives one single fuck about committing war crimes.

Listen, what are the charges? Operating a water craft without a lifejacket? Otherwise, free Captain Jackie.

Me, after reading the latest post by the orange man: Welp, guess I'll go draw butts. ...and then I drew a hot dude and his butt.

This is Brandy. She practices self-care by dissociating in the bathtub. 13/10 honestly no notes (TT: monkeyshinekennel)

I'm really glad I clicked on the Nutella trending topic.

it would be cool if any one place people congregate online wasn't heinously evil and psychically poisonous and also broken

If you think Nicolas Cage isn't a fantastic voice actor then you haven't seen The Croods.

Do y'all think it's a pain in the ass for Sylvanas Windrunner to get her ears through that hood?

Let your dogs on the couch (threat🗡️)

I'm under NDA for the foreseeable future so here's some smol art I drew a couple weeks ago.

Of all the terrible ideas to come out of this administration playing with our military like they're little green army men, lifting the ban on service members carrying personal firearms on base is one of the most ignorant and blatantly stupid moves. Layers upon layers of reasons why.

I like the way squirrels tuck their little hands in to their chest.

IRISH GUACAMOLE 🇮🇪 1. Wash and peel 6-8 large potatoes. 2. Cut potatoes in quarters and boil until tender, about 20 min. 3. Strain water from potatoes and add two teaspoons of salt, one cup of whole milk and 3-4 tablespoons of butter. 4. Mash and mix well. Serve hot. Follow me for more #recipes.

For the record, I can go about 6.5 hours living in denial before I have to finally admit to myself that I am, in fact, coming down with something.

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

ARTISTS! Ask for what you need. More time? Ask. Maybe they can, maybe they can't, but how much easier will you breathe if they DO grant you a few more days? More pay? Ask. Their budget might have room. More gummy bears? Ask. I doubt you'll get them but if you do hey free gummy bears.

Rider-Waite (Rider-Waite-Smith) tarot, 1st edition (1909) designed by artist, illustrator and writer Pamela 'Pixie' Colman Smith - (The Fool card) #WomensArt #AprilFoolsDay

Listen discord I don't need your AI nonsense to help me write gooder. If I wanna look like a dumb idiot in private messages to my friends, that's my business.

I don't care how profitable a show is, requiring struggling artists pay upfront to *apply* for a show will always be a banana pants policy.

ARTISTS! Ask for what you need. More time? Ask. Maybe they can, maybe they can't, but how much easier will you breathe if they DO grant you a few more days? More pay? Ask. Their budget might have room. More gummy bears? Ask. I doubt you'll get them but if you do hey free gummy bears.

People were NOT CHILL about my "thanking a veteran post" so I deleted it.

On this day in Horror/Fantasy History, BEETLEJUICE was released in 1988.

Souldigger found a home.

Sundaaaaaaaayyyyy

Me: dip trip flip fantasia 16yo: what Me: that song in that commercial, it's a 90s song 16yo: You mean it's an oldies song

Running low on originals at Planet Comicon. IDK what I'm gonna hang on the walls for upcoming shows 😅

It looks like a defense perimeter against predators. I love pigeons. They are chaos agents.