16yo: gotta do my Spanish or Duo gonna come after me Me: gonna break in and stab you 16yo: I be like nooooooo por queeeeeee

16yo: Do you want my cheesy gordita crunch? Me: No, not if you're going to eat it. 16yo: Ok. Wasn't sure if we were doing a Cinderella thing where you eat most of the food and I get the scraps. I don't know, I don't remember how that movie goes.

Artists quote with your blue art! 💙🩵

Me: pspspspspspsps Moose: tawny no

This is evergreen.

Y'all gotta stop booking thru AirBnB. I know, I know, all corps are evil and hotels are greedy too but this guy is a clear and present bag of dicks.

IDK who needs to know this but... A part: involved with/attached to Apart: not involved with/separate from Y'all are unintentionally saying the opposite of what you mean 😅

My Pawpaw used to say

Today I was looking at the new to me cow shaped salt and pepper shakers I recently acquired. Me: Inside me are 2 wolves... Moose: One that wants to get rid of everything and live minimally and the other that wants to collect all the trinkets? He gets me.

I'm procrastinating getting started on today's sketches so here's a super duper old drawing I did of Aloe in 2019

Today I was looking at the new to me cow shaped salt and pepper shakers I recently acquired. Me: Inside me are 2 wolves... Moose: One that wants to get rid of everything and live minimally and the other that wants to collect all the trinkets? He gets me.

If I ever go missing, y'all better tell the truth. I don't light up a room, I'm a certified big mouth pain in the ass. Tell them correct so they look for the right person!

Never sign a contract without revision fees. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever. Never ever

ARTIST PRO TIP: Do not spend hundreds or thousands on the most expensive drawing tablets. Get the lower end models with good pressure sensitivity. Everything else will piss you off lol

I love Reddit. I hate Redditors.

For America's 250th, I read Frederick Douglass’ speech, “What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?” on the House floor—for the first time in history. His speech endures as a mirror & mandate for us all—to confront our inequities while fighting for an America as good as its promise.

I recently came across a post that suggested putting a bunch of tennis balls in your dryer and turning it on during fireworks shows to help mask the sound for anxious dogs. IDK how well it works but I might try it for my combat veteran this year 🤔🫡

Can't wait to be accused of using AI to create coloring pages bc I put too many stamens on a flower.

"There is no difference in the inherent value of a life over here, wherever here is for us, than there is in a life over there." -Michael Schur, paraphrasing Peter Singer (Singer's other controversial ideas aside, this resonates with me)

This tiny world is actually the top of a fence post.

People in a Colorado gardening group using ChatGPT to render their landscaping plans while also lamenting that there are watering restrictions in their area is B A N A N A S.

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

I spent my camping trip reading Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. I don't really know how to even organize my thoughts around that book.

The other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take all his bananas.

My favorite multiplayer games are Valheim, Planet Crafter, and Don't Starve Together. I would include World of Warcraft but that's a whole nother beast.

Mel Brooks is 100 years old today. I'd tell you my favorite of his films but I don't think I could choose.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

TIL you can schedule text messages. So next time I only remember to send a text to someone at 5 am, I can schedule it instead of feeling bad, not sending bc it's too early, and forgetting later.

Periodic reminder that the actor that played Byron also voices Mr Krabs.

PrismColor

How old do you have to be before you stop feeling the melancholy of wanting to go home?

Well, it appears we have been adopted by a red tailed hawk. He seems to be a juvenile and he never flies away when we go outside. We think he lives in our back yard now. He pays rent by keeping the critter population under control. Moose has named him Pierce.

She wasn't missing. She was right where she wanted to be.

Moose's list for planning out dinners while we're camping...

Fast Casual Shrimp was my nickname in high school.

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Sleeping is weird. You just pretend to already be asleep until you actually fall asleep.

"That which can be destroyed by the truth should be." P. C. Hodgell

What a day.

I have a VA evaluation appt in 8 minutes and the adrenaline running through my bloodstream is bananas.

Quote with your purple art 💜

Never did I think I would see a cure for sickle cell in my lifetime. A friend of mine in fifth grade died from this disease. My parents kept me home from the funeral because they thought I was too young to handle it. Modern science is a miracle. www.wafb.com/2026/06/23/n...

#SignedCardoftheDay - Day 28! Today's SCotD is an artifact that will have you seeing double, or perhaps triple? #MTG #MagicTheGathering

I only crave water after 6 pm, and especially so between 8 and 9 pm, ensuring I will never get a full, restful night's sleep.

'Storm in the Mountains', Albert Bierstadt, oil on canvas, 1870.

HIGHGATE MIST (2010) Acrylic - 10” x 8” Looking for sketching subjects, I started to seek out sculptures of angels and enjoyed using them as models. 1/2

Me too, coyotes. Me. Too.

Draw/Paint what you like, what you *want* to draw/paint. There are no rules. Art is a free for all.