only discourse im interested in is dis course of the meal

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 💜

IDK who needs to know this but real, cut Christmas trees are a huge fire hazard and very often contain... living creatures. Spiders. Bats. Praying Mantis. Merry Christmas! 💫

Get in loser, we're baking cookies.

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Super cute snail

People (individually) are generally good.

How I'm showing up to the Bluesky Xmas party

I'd rather cut off my drawing hand than whine all over socials that I can't get a job in the hopes someone will pity hire me.

Girls be like "I needed this" and it's just Jake Paul getting his shit wrecked by Anthony Joshua.

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Husband: Kiddo what would you like to have for Christmas dinner? 16yo: IDK I've never really had a Christmas dinner from what I can remember. Me, who spends hours every holiday prepping things like Cornish hens and ham and Cajun cornbread casserole:

Movies you may not know are adaptations of classical literature: • O Brother, Where Art Thou (The Odyssey) • Clueless (Emma) • 10 Things I Hate About You (The Taming off the Shrew) • Bridget Jones's Diary (Pride and Prejudice)

Christmas card from my sister, in case you thought there was only one of me.

I can't get out of bed. I think I spent 2 whole hours outside of my blankets today.

Listen, mad respect for the guy, but I'm gonna have to beef with Macaulay Culkin for saying Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie. I don't care if he's the expert on Christmas movies, I fully disagree and now we're in a fight.

Husband: Kiddo what would you like to have for Christmas dinner? 16yo: IDK I've never really had a Christmas dinner from what I can remember. Me, who spends hours every holiday prepping things like Cornish hens and ham and Cajun cornbread casserole:

Don't mind me, I'm just ugly crying over the passing of Mr Marbles (Jenna Marbles's Chihuahua)

I don't think these AI bros realize what they're doing. They aren't going to force us to accept their slop... they're going to drive every last one of us off of socials completely. Which is gonna be kinda nice, if I'm being honest.

False alarm. Turns out I'm just an old lady.

A good measuring stick for whether something will be short lived and/or turn out awful is if I'm interested in it from the jump. I am a terrible judge of what's gonna be good in the long run.

I saw an ADHD decluttering specialist saying she just throws all her laundry in bins instead of folding it, for her own sanity bc she hates folding laundry. That's all well and good right up until I need a specific article of clothing, then the clothes are everywhere and I'm pissed lmao

Still thinking about those leftovers I ate 2 days ago from dinner at a local Indian spot. Might have to go back sooner than I planned.

Overlook and look over are opposite in meaning.

NGL, it kind of makes me laugh when parents complain about having to do Elf on the Shelf. Nobody made you bring that little asshole into your home. You willingly chose to participate in an unnecessary gimmick lol

Me: It's a dog eat cheese world out there Friend: You mean dog eat dog? Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?

Monthly Budget: Food - $300 Subscriptions - $120 Gas - $150 World of Warcraft Mounts: - $4500 Utilities - $325 Someone who is good with money, help me budget this.

I have an appointment on Thursday for a cancer screening.

I finally watched Don't Look Up.

I saw a post where someone was curating their Cards Against Humanity deck to remove offensive cards and now I'm wondering if I've misunderstood what Cards Against Humanity is this whole time...

Rest well, Rob Reiner.

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The Wrecking Crew doesn't care about personal space.

What's the best spice and why is it smoked paprika?

"If I become a ghost, I'm haunting my haters." So you wanna spend eternity with the people you can't even stand? Weird choice, but ok. I'm headed the wilderness to float around and observe all the critters.

"If I become a ghost, I'm haunting my haters." So you wanna spend eternity with the people you can't even stand? Weird choice, but ok. I'm headed the wilderness to float around and observe all the critters.

Walking into 2026 like…

The moment news went up behind paywalls was the moment we lost the war against misinformation.

Maybe because I lived in Texas for a chunk of my life is why I didn't see Texas cowboy stuff as weird? I mean, I also shoo-ed gators out of my yard when I was a kid so maybe nothing seems weird to me.

I keep seeing all these "All neurodivergent do this, that, or the other" and like... when are we gonna learn that literally no group on earth is a monolith? I'm neurodivergent. I actually prefer LED Christmas lights, using the big spoon, and folding my laundry.

They breed once in their entire lives and then die. How would this even be sustainable? Also just no.

Black Swan. The entire movie is great but...It's the finger skin scene. I can never ever see it again bc I'm just anticipating that the whole time.

Why is Quentin Tarantino suddenly running his mouth about everything and everyone right now? Nobody cares if you don't like Matthew Lillard, we love him, we're ride or die for Matthew Lillard. You can get bent, you complete waffle full of twats.

you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for

Then: Girl, it's been years. When are you gonna let it go?? Me:

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

I found out that the person posting anonymously in a local FB group that they hate the new purple color of my house is a neighbor 3 doors down that we're friendly with. Gift ideas? I'm thinking an edible arrangement or a charcuterie gift basket out to get her good and pissed off.

Quote your art with glasses on!