Seems a lifetime ago now, but very small green arrow last week. Have a very itchy trigger finger but will try and hold out to pressers, then pretty much anything goes as OR still over 3.5m so it's time to attack it. Any leftfield suggestions?

Seems a lifetime ago now, but very small green arrow last week. Have a very itchy trigger finger but will try and hold out to pressers, then pretty much anything goes as OR still over 3.5m so it's time to attack it. Any leftfield suggestions?

"Ian... We got any king ribs left in the freezer?"

Hands up anyone else who has asked themselves "who have i got on Facebook from Canada, the US and Mexico?" tonight 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Oh look this is relevant again

Pukki's final touch for Finland was his assist to Niklas Pyyhtiä's first goal for the men's team, some 5 minutes into his debut. If this were an Opta post, it would say: Symbolism.

Get to know your followers 10 random things you like International breaks 🙃 Loud shirts Sci fi novels Gigging Irn Bru Travel Theatre Watching footy while exercising Cooking Eating

I'll second this. Great book.

Kinda relieved that Guehi is getting a rest today as I was shitting bricks about having Semenyo first on my bench 🙃

Here's another one of these to absolutely mess with you. You're so very welcome.

Roared back up to 3.5m OR after a decent GW10. Midfield still badly misfiring - already done Gordon to Enzo and have 1FT and £2.2m ITB to look at other options, but will probably roll and sort out after the International break.

The Full Moon is beautiful tonight, seen here over the Space Coast of Florida at 8:46pm (ET) as the International Space Station and its crew of 7 passed overhead. Traveling @ ~17,500mph, it took less than 3/4 sec for the ISS to transit the face of the Moon. #moon #photography

Small red last week with 46 pts. Bowen to Mateta has left 1FT and zip ITB. Roll the other one, or is there something likely to get me into the top 4m OR? Not that i care anymore...

On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey

Now, I'm sure I've seen a similar aesthetic somewhere, but somehow kann ich einfach nicht meinen Finger drauflegen.

GW9 brings a small red thanks to Van de Ven, who of course i only sold a couple of weeks ago. Just checked and i have had a massive TWO attacking returns from my midfielders all season. A goal from I Sarr and an assist from P Sarr. 2FT and clueless what to try next 🤔

Sums up the weirdness of #FPL this season that i don't have any players in these fixtures and feel perfectly relaxed about it 🙃

Thought i could get away with gw7 before WC. 2m OR drop said otherwise 😬 Thoughts on draft WC? Roefs, Chalobah, Caicedo and Woltemade are the most readily disposable so plenty of flexibility for decent suggestions 🙃

It is a joint statement from the Board of Deputies and the JLC. Its sad something like this needed to be said on the first Sabbath after Thursday but many people from every faith & none will be glad to see the clarity with which this longstanding position has been reiterated, and so can amplify it

In honour of #patriciaroutledge #richarddddddd #itspronouncedCEEFO

Probably need a WC but not sure if it's worth it this GW🤔 Of the players who started >£8m, Haaland tops the points then next is Salah as 22nd highest scorer, so everything feels like a punt. Worth waiting until after the IB for more info? #FPL

Last Hurrah for Ollie Watkins as he outscores my entire midfield & defence. Still getting chucked on the WC 👋 All done for #FPL this GW - should finish it in the giddy heights of top 3.5m! Will be hitting that WC button very soon.

Much as I hate the whole "Christmas stuff being sold earlier every year" trend, this is a worthy exception and should make a perfect gift for your patriotic 'concerned citizen' relatives 🎅

Woo Hoo. I've stormed in to the top 49.08% with my okayish BB. Roughly a 2m rise to 5.4m OR. Think that the sweet fixtures next week justify holding the forest and villa flops before WC7. Trying out TC Robot 🤖 for size. Open to any thoughts on that 🙃

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

A mob of angry drunken men screaming abuse outside an asylum hotel have defended their actions, saying all they want is for women and girls to feel safe walking the streets. From the new Private Eye, out now.

It's only September and I've just been #Whamageddoned 😲

Benched Guehi because of course I fucking did 🙄 Still steeling myself to look at how badly I've done (again). Update to come, probably when I'm stoned enough to numb the pain 🙃

Don't usually pay much attention to rank mid gw but this caught my attention. Anyone managed to get over the 10m mark?

Can't be arsed jumping on any transfer bandwagons so rolling. Kroupi Jr worth a punt against 🐺 Sticking with 🤖 captain. Will it be a red or green?

First time golfing for 10 yrs y/day. Can barely fucking move today - apparently some muscles only get used for golf! Was hammered by my 80 year old dad but on the bright side managed to beat his 90 y/o playing partner 💪 #winning

Season 25/26 #FPL diary. Unable to do any real planning, so xMins the main factor. 🤖 over 🇪🇬👑. Had far worse starts to season. Would have been great but for Forest loss of CS. No changes planned until i have the chance to actually watch some footy...we DON'T move 🙃

The Moon and the Pleiades from this morning. 17 August 2025. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #StormHour #ThePhotoHour

Ended up with this having paid no attention to anything much except xMins. Going by all those home fixtures GW2 might be a bit rough 😬

I'm in, so sign up now as the risk of your finishing last just dramatically reduced 🙃

First draft. Due to personal circs I have very little chance of doing more drafts after the weekend so any comments appreciated ☺️

It Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton

Got round to registering for #FPL and wish i hadn't bothered. App is unusable and Web barely better so still on auto pick team 😐 Which arsehole put Elon Musk in charge of the "upgrades" to the site?

Have never yet had a lower rank than my #FPL ID since started paying attention to that. Determined to resolve that this season. Still haven't registered and will probably leave it for a week or two from now. #winning 🙃

Not many positives for Switzerland tonight, though their flag is a big plus.

Wife picked our daughter's name when she was born - Saila. I've held it in for 16 years until the first time she came home drunk this weekend and I got to sing what shall we do with a drunken sailor at her. Then she threw up on my wife's slippers. It was worth the wait.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Shetland Isles, a Scottish archipelago in the North Sea, are exploring the construction of undersea tunnels like in the Faroe Islands. What would that mean for football teams, fans and island life in general? And what is the sport like in this isolated outpost? 🧵 THREAD

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

Great news for anyone in Scotland who sells "Cunt" signs 🙃 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Elon Musk Scrubs X Of Jewish Users Who Made Grok Mad

Time now for the Missing Words round…

Happy 4th specifically to the those fighting for democracy against a sad little man who wants to be our king. Here are words banned by the Trump administration. These people, these causes, are worth fighting for and they cannot be erased by one bully and his soulless henchmen. So yeah, bite me.