Wissa gets a Christmas gift 🎅 Classic poacher No.9 tap in. I'm legit interested in this guy from GW19 onwards Thiago is the cheap car on hire purchase; Yoane is the shiny speedboat I'm saving up for #NEWFUL #FPL

'DEAR SCOUT...IS RYLAN JERKY ESSENTIAL...' #MCIBRE #FPL

Foden with a refreshing 19 minutes' worth of rest tonight #MCIBRE

Off work until January 5th 🤩🍻

Tip 🤝 Iceberg

Screengrab from LWOS. I'm not childish enough to be super binary and still don't think we should have kept Ange But what stands out is the plunge in big chances created and touches in opposition box. Dross #COYS

'I shall give you...ONE THOUSAND AFFORDABLE TICKETS!!!'

Braced for the inevitable #FPL

'SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A MAVERICK I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF MORE AS A VISIONARY NOT EVERYONE IS COMFORTABLE WITH THIS UNIQUE TRAIN OF THOUGHT' #FPL

Never asked for this free hit; relieved to get out with a green arrow Five free transfers; probably using two tonight and hopefully no more Up against Haaland triple captainers next week. What fun 😖 #FPL

If I'm generous: Premier League intensity at its very best; couldn't take your eyes off it Neither team deserved to lose If I'm less generous: Batshit blumpfest with so many basic errors Neither team deserved to win Lot of fun if you don't support either team 🤩 #MUNBOU

WHAT SCORE IS THIS WHAT DAY IS THIS I REMEMBER HALF TIME #MUNBOU

If Mbeumo plays like this for Cameroon, he'll be back from AFCON in record time #MUNBOU

This is fucking wild; still half an hour to go 😆 #MUNBOU

Protecting and building on that 2-1 half time lead is elite mentality #MUNBOU

This match now be like #MUNBOU

Entertaining but an absolute donkfest; all three goals a comedy turn Petrović must have been tasered before Casemiro's header; only explanation Iraola will be livid. His side regrouped really well after going one down #MUNBOU

Tyler Adams' injury badly disrupts Bournemouth; could be on the ropes until half time now #MUNBOU

'Christmas is a time when you start thinking of gifts In particular, the gifts awarded to the opponents of Real Madrid by the officials of La Liga Christmas is a time to look at what is in a stocking And what is inside is the leg of a La Liga referee that continually punishes Real Madrid'

Relieved that Bruno and Bryan are playing otherwise my final free hit tinker would have become relevant 😬 #MUNBOU #FPL

Strong rumours of Amorim flexibility #MUNBOU

Spence's face when he got subbed off for Davies is rent free in my head He's less of a blank canvas but I bet there are several players in that squad who aren't on board with Frank #COYS

This is why cup competitons exist 🤩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRTo...

I still believe the managerial identity to a huge extent is irrelevant underneath this board #COYS

My dad doesn't really follow football but reads the room #COYS

Just seen that St Mirren beat Celtic in the cup final; result of the day 🙌 Can't think of a season where both Old Firm teams have been so much in the mud

one point above safety score on free hit hear me roar #FPL

Thiago is fantasy yeast. Needs very little to rise incredibly quickly #FPL

Never asked for this free hit, but clear that I've been too guilty of targeting fixtures rather than players Wilson/Rogers/Bowen never on my radar; outcome biased maybe but perhaps they should have been On the flipside, Haaland/Foden were shield picks and hauled...what's my point again... #FPL

Very least Leeds deserved #BRELEE

Why didn't Dango shoot there?! Did all the hard work to open the angle up #BRELEE

I like those subs from Edwards. Brentford have been dreadful; need something fresh Really impressed with the Leeds battle but as ever, counts for nothing if you can't score #BRELEE

Think he's good for tomorrow night #FPL

If the darts channel has a live stream of staff cleaning floors ahead of the evening session I'd take that over the second half of this #BRELEE

Bit handsy but surely not enough for a pen?! #BRELEE

not a classic is it #BRELEE

Our good is never great. Our bad is always hideous #COYS #NFOTOT

Two goals down and he brings on a CDM who can't progress the ball and a 32-year old centre back Meanwhile the guy up front who has played like he's eight months' pregnant stays on Make it make sense #COYS #NFOTOT

Thomas Frank needs to give a three hour TED talk on why Davies for Spence made sense #COYS #NFOTOT

Maybe we'll make some changes at 4-0 down #COYS #NFOTOT

Wretched goal to give away. Archie needs to be aware of his surroundings if he's showing for that He probably needs to come off; on a yellow and drowning Both sides as bad as each other for the first half hour Forest improved; we got worse. Ironically after Frank spoke to everyone #COYS #NFOTOT

Fine with the team; would like to see us attack Savona and test John in goal Archie needs to put a real shift in today Nervous about MGW; just know he'll turn it on today after all that transfer nonsense #COYS #NFOTOT

Palmer's goal on the highlights did spark my interest; exactly where you want him in that attacking right half space But overall he was still very deep; wouldn't go there anyway until his minutes improve One to monitor though. We'll probably all want him for GW24-27 #FPL

What a gift. Arsenal looked nowhere near getting a goal until Johnstone's brainfart If I'm an Arsenal fan I'd take the three points along with the warning This side still doesn't believe they can do it Pep knows that #ARSWOL

That's as pathetic as 'elite' sport gets Apologies to all of his team mates who were doing perfectly well up until that point #ARSWOL

Zero shots on target against a team with two points when you're league leaders #ARSWOL

Arteta needs to go nuclear at half time. You don't win titles like this #ARSWOL

Arsenal don't look hungry tonight. They look as if they just needed to turn up #ARSWOL

Was that a 30:01 sub. Deleting my account if so #ARSWOL #FPL