Well this is all very silly #MUNFUL

Tidy Raul penalty 👌 Fulham deserved a goal today; been a decent contest if not a quality one #MUNFUL

Have I ever told you how much I fucking hate VAR delays #MUNFUL

EVERYONE'S GETTING SENT OFF

Man Utd still not cohesive but so much more fun to watch than the Amorim days Players aren't actually scared to try things and overall tempo is a few beats higher Fulham competing well though; game still in the balance #MUNFUL

Update from @david-ornstein.bsky.social: Wolves have accepted a bid from Crystal Palace for Jorgen Strand Larsen for a fee of £43million plus £5m in add-ons.

First goal and doubt it will the last given how Cuenca is defending today #MUNFUL

'MY SQUAD VALUE HAS ESCALATED BY £0.5M HANG IT IN THE LOO' #FPL

Catched them all #FPL

That'll be Tyrique George then

Konaté's out for the post match interview as well; fair play man 🙏 #LIVNEW

Konaté with an arms folded knee slide 🔥 Happy for him after his personal loss #LIVNEW

Mo gets an assist but he increasingly looks the odd one out in this Liverpool team and I think he knows it #LIVNEW

Newcastle look gassed now Luckily they don't have a Champions League play-off taking them to Azerbaijan #LIVNEW

That's why Alisson is still the best GK imo Makes the save but pushes it out of danger; so many can't do that these days #LIVNEW

Quite a strange half; borefest and then suddenly three goals As soon as Liverpool retaliated it's almost as if Newcastle collectively remembered how tired they are That second Ekitiké goal was an elite finish. If his manager starts believing in him as much as he does he'll fly at Anfield #LIVNEW

Outside of the foot; lovely stuff Hugo 👌 This is a fun donkfest #LIVNEW

Happy feet from Wirtz to put it on a plate for Hugo; man's growing into this league #LIVNEW

Anthony Gordon doing a Premier League goal #LIVNEW

Liverpool still so fragile without the ball it's untrue Their decision to get Isak over Guéhi last summer feels like one of the all time clangers #LIVNEW

Gordon's such a silly aggressive shit when he plays Liverpool; dial it down mate or you're getting another red #LIVNEW

Entirely justified shirt removal yellow card #CHEWHU

Cole Palmer has been such a ghost today #CHEWHU

Nino brings Max Kilman on. OK... #CHEWHU

If he meant to direct the header like that it's an outstanding striker's goal Not sure he did though 🤔 GAME ON! #CHEWHU

BOB SAVE POINT 🙌 #CHEWHU #FPL

Sky Sports really need to book more advertising That Petplan song reminds me of when Bryan Adams was No.1 for 16 weeks #CHEWHU

On our way to steal your Garnacho #CHEWHU

The best I've seen West Ham in a loooonnnngggg time AWB has been electric. Fernandes really bringing energy to their middle third Chelsea have frankly been outfought and Rosenior has a lot to do at half time #CHEWHU

I'm yet to be remotely convinced about Delap at Chelsea Not just about his own personal form but about the one dimensional way the team plays when he's on the pitch #CHEWHU

West Ham hustle very impressive so far; whether they can keep this up for 90 plus minutes remains to be seen #CHEWHU

Wow. One benefit of being down in the depths is that Gabriel points actually mean something 😯 And a Bruno return could fly me to the moon* *give me a snorkel in the mudbath #FPL

Assist for Rayan. Been really impressed with his play since coming on Kept things simple; not trying too hard to be a hero and making good decisions Encouraging signs around his temperament #WOLBOU

Wolves hit the post. Edwards' subs have made a difference and Bournemouth up against it now #WOLBOU

Rayan's coming on 🙌 Was getting bored; this has turned into a proper drossfest Kroupi off #WOLBOU

I don't think JP coming off the bench will be the worst thing; may well be needed to win the match Can see West Ham being quite stubborn and not convinced Delap's a difference maker just yet #CHEWHU #FPL

Wolves had a bright start but faded after the disallowed goal; didn't create much else Bournemouth grew into the half Kroupi/Adli linking well with Evanilson doing his usual donkey work Would love to see Rayan get on; this defence can be badly exposed against pace and direct running #WOLBOU

What a finish from Kroupi; like a golf shot with insane dip 🔥 #WOLBOU

Mané goal disallowed for offside; took him ages to realise as he went full beans on celebrations 😆 Good energetic start from Wolves #WOLBOU

#FPL #GW24 #EOstats #Top10k Effective Ownership Haaland 147.3% B.Fernandes 100.6% Gabriel 81.5% Rice 55.4% Rogers 54.4% Thiago 52.8% Enzo 48.1% Semenyo 42.9% Chalobah 35.5% J.Timber 32.4% www.fplalerts.com/stats/

Where I was ➡️ Where I am Wildcard isn't for everyone but absolutely was for me Chelsea attack a four week play; benchings today won't phase me Bruno captain; looks fantastic under Carrick 🤩 This squad hopefully gets me to five frees when doubles kick in Good luck everyone 😀👍 #FPL

£0.1m profit on João Pedro when he's not even played for me yet That's 33% of the fucker's debt recovered from when I owned him earlier on #FPL

oh no cant believe arthur fell i really like arthur #FPL

Open for marketing roles #FPL

Price changes starting to go banzai; don't get caught out #FPL

One thing the DGW26 reveal has sparked in me is a complete aversion to using triple captain that week Certain we'll get better opportunities at the business end And I'd never play that chip on a defender; even if he is a set piece attacking freak #FPL

Day before deadline and I've not touched my wildcard draft at all today. Think I'm done I do not believe this is a good sign #FPL

Bruno momentum continues apace; think he'll be close to 100% EO amongst engaged players especially now the models have him clear of the robot for captaincy I'm edging towards that myself as well given the Man Utd feel good factor and his extra routes to points 🤔 #FPL

September 2025 Doubt man's looking to stop at a minority share #COYS

'Four week gamble on João Pedro, Dan? FOUR?! That's insane' #FPL