Thomas Frank, in a luxury villa somewhere warm, enjoying the football. #fpl

☆ ☆ #FPL Bearking News ☆ ☆ Mikel Arteta tells Arsenal players to do something else.

My last #fpl gameweek this season not owning Semenyo. Sold him last week. Been shaking like a shitting dog ever since. He's back in for GW28 already.

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Gone early. -12 sets me up to Roll until GW32. £1.7M 🏦 Semenyo, Thiago, Frimpong return. Welcome, Mumble Kelleher, I'll learn to pronounce your first name soon. Mbeumo had to go due to the Brentford players coming in, for squad harmony.

"Cole Palmer. Talented you are. Nice bloke you are. Teach you I will. But quite frankly I think you're just too fucking dim to understand all this Jedi stuff. Offence meant none." #FPL

Cole Palmer, game show host #fpl

Good luck, folks! 🤩

☆ ☆ On #FPL TV This Week ☆ ☆ The Joy Of Wildcarding with Andrew Lawes fplnightmare.bsky.social

Winter Olympics Biathlon is cross country skiing and target shooting. It's the James Bond event. Why not add a downhill element, ending with skiing off a cliff with nation flag parachutes 🤔

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 This is how I'll likely line up off my -12. Tempted to captain JP, but probably Haaland. My "Man Utd Triangle" will make it's debut in GW28. Mbeumo and Dalot benched currently. TV: £107.1m 🏦: £0.3m Wilson to N'Daiye Rice to Rogers Semenyo to Mbeumo Timber to Dalot

Gone early. 🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 A -12. TV: £106.8m 🏦: £0.3m Wilson to N'Daiye Rice to Rogers Semenyo to Mbeumo Timber to Dalot

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Not bad off a -12, no Chip played.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" #fpl

Gabriel, when he gets a goal, CS, Defon, 3 Bonus points and plays the guitar behind his back to celebrate later. (Hopefully) #fpl

Schoolboy amateurish punnage.

2026 basically

Forgot to post my #uclfantasy squad. Going ok so far

Qarabağ predicted line up v Newcastle #uclfantasy #fpl

Smash that subscribe button #fpl

Dave is full.

This week, I enjoyed the insight of the #fpl YouTuber who said Hugo Ekitike needs to work on his finishing. He didn't expand on how, but I'm expecting a followup video filmed down the park where he demonstrates a finishing masterclass and Ekitike's errors.

Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis to test "New Manager Bounce" theory with 38 managers next season #fpl

Bins, teaching their kids how to cross the road.

☆ ☆ #fpl Injury Update ☆ ☆ Arsenal nurses ask to examine Riccardo Califiori yet again

Marco Bizot #fpl

My Valentine's Day album #fpl

Happy Lonely Wanking With Regrets Day, everyone

☆ ☆ #FPL Injury Update ☆ ☆ "There's been a great disturbance in the Norse."

As an Arsenal fan who captained Gabriel, I'm doubley disappointed. But if my maths are correct.... If I'd triple captained him, I'd be six times more disappointed 🤔 #fpl

Fair play to my younger son #fpl

This film looks quite good, I might watch it youtu.be/yn11lJ9I3QA?...

Dyche another day #fpl

My #fpl DGW26 so far. Keeping Semenyo an extra week on my -12 and selling Rogers worked out a 12 point swing. Rogers is back next week. So a Semenyo blank and Rogers haul would help greatly, ta in advance lads.

Gone early. 🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 A -12. TV: £106.8m 🏦: £0.3m Wilson to N'Daiye Rice to Rogers Semenyo to Mbeumo Timber to Dalot

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Always find the positives. Captaining Gabriel is differential at my Rank because my Rank is shit 🤩

I'll be watching El Sackico. Which 7:30pm match will you watch? #fpl

Rang my younger son about 6pm #fpl deadline. He has Timber, Rice and Madueke. I explained the risks of each. He's captaining Madueke. Proud Dad 🥹 Our mini league; Small Hippie 1313 Hippie 1313 Smaller Hippie 1246 He's chasing!

Ch-ch-changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes (Don't want to be a richer man) Ch-ch-changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-changes (Just gonna have to be a different man) #fpl DGW26 -12 Palmer > Wirtz Guehi > Timber Rogers > Wilson Abraham > Ekitike TV: £107.6m £0.1m 🏦

Samantha is seemingly not a fan of magpies.

I'm listening to music to take my mind off #fpl

I'm captaining Gabriel this week, but not triple captaining. A bit like when everyone is dancing to a song, and I just sway from side to side to fit in temporarily. Outside of the "engaged fpl community" (folks with lives) probably won't captain Gabriel. I'll TC later. #fpl

Hippie's Tune of the Day As there's no games today, I got stoned with my #FPL squad and stuck this on. Bruno Fernandes danced. Haaland zoned out. Rice fell asleep, the lightweight. Great times. youtu.be/fR0pLDzatq4?...

How many Arsenal players will you own in DGW26? #fpl

Battle of the hair transplants on #MOTD tonight.

Unpredictable fploptimized.com/highlights.h... #fpl

Groovy!!! 🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

Absolute Cinema #fpl

Dominik Szoboszlai rocking that look #fpl

"I think Cole Palmer is a fun option."

☆ ☆ #fpl Fun Fact ☆ ☆ Erling Haaland hasn't scored since his mobile phone asked him to prove that he's not a robot.