My #fpl season 340 points in Hits 4.7m OR Great fun 🤩

#fpl right now "And I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow."

Samantha popped by to say that Springwatch starts tonight at 8pm on BBC2. Some of her relatives have had cameos on it before. Apparently, once cameras are off, Chris Packham hangs out with the animals in the green room, all smoking and drinking. A proper jolly.

Right, you lot, don't all bugger off. Fantasy World Cup launches any day! #fpl

Andy right now #fpl

#fpl is updating....

Oh, well. -8. O'Reilly to Tarkowski Haaland to Osula Cherki to Hinshelwood 🧢 #fpl

O'Reilly to Tarkowski. Unless there's anything inspiring in team leaks, I'm chill. Keane 🧢 currently the plan.

Welcome to the Bsky End It With a Bang mini-league! The 25/26 season is nearing its end. Make sure you end it off with a bang! Whether you're happy with your rank or further down that you had hoped, you're all equal here. Join in to compete for the highest GW38 score! Read more below👇🧵 #FPL

"And the DefCons are here to stay, forever, like you. Or am I being obtuse? Guard, give him another month to think about it." #fpl

This is groovy 🤩 #fpl

Play-off Final Instead of penalties, if it's nil-nil at full time, settle it on DefCons. We'll find out the result on Tuesday #fpl

The greatest sport is life; Who we are versus What we could've been #fpl

GW1, where this all began #fpl

Tomorrow, they'll be rotation, and we'll see folks on team sheets that we haven't seen for ages. A bit like these three. You've definitely seen them before, but they were younger 🤔 #fpl

He's not the Maguire, he's a very good boy." #fpl

When your dog has a sense of humor. 😆

Statement from #FPL Hippie; "I was confident I could have played a major part this summer for my country after a delusion I had. Now, once again, I'll just be watching it on TV, whilst getting stoned and stuffing my face. I wish the jammy young sod players all the best."

I always get nostalgic around World Cup time #fpl

Sunday #fpl

Goonraker #fpl

He does, you know #fpl #Brentford

On Sunday, this bizarre #fpl season will be over. No Manic Monday.

The question of every World Cup (or Fantasy World Cup) is who will be this tournament's Salvatore Schillaci? That player nobody expected to be there, who hits the form of his life randomly 🤔 #fpl

We are the champions, my friends! #arsenal #fpl

The Bournemouth Identity #fpl

Shouthampton right now #fpl

I'd hoped Pep Guardiola would be the new host of Strictly Come Dancing. The timing was almost perfect. 🤔

If there are any Antiguan football teams here on Bluesky that are hoping to sign an old hippie, DM me. Though unlikely, but this is social media in 2026, so who knows.

I'm already looking forward to next #fpl season. My first 3 seasons I don't remember, other than buying Harry Kane in a car park once Then a gap. Last year, and this year, sodding about in the mini league against my sons. Do I go full dork and take it seriously next year 🤔

#FPL is a video game with amazing graphics, but shit controls. Sort of the opposite of Kickoff 2 on the Amiga 🤔

☆ ☆ Breaking News ☆ ☆ Pep Guardiola to be #fpl YouTuber from next season

Arsenal right now #fpl

The night is young The mood is mellow And there's music in my ears Say, is Vik there? #fpl

Me, using every vacuum cleaner attachment like a boss

Lovely Sunday morning viewing. In this interview, Bruce Lee mentions TV series "The Warrior," which ended up being "Kung Fu" and starred David Carradine instead. 🙄 What an opportunity missed. Bruce seemed like a nice dude youtu.be/m7vDqJkcdSw?...

Asadkhuja Muydinkhujaev is giving his opponent, the ring announcer and boxing commentator a tough night

Before the FA Cup, as is the tradition, let's all sing a song about someone who's never had a job

Action hero #Arsenal #fpl

Late posting this. Groovy so far 🤩 #fpl

DefCons are like wasps. They're annoying bastards, but if you ignore them, you can get stung. #fpl

Leeds defenders are not the Bijol and end all. #fpl

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

You tell him, Clarice.

"Ah, so they're going to play the 3-4-2-1 formation. Shplendid." #fpl

☆ #fpl Fun Fact ☆ Cole Palmer's most recent run of good form is depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry. He has the same haircut to this day.

Good luck tonight, Middlesbrough #fpl

☆ #fpl Showbiz News ☆ Channel 5 to turn VAR decisions into drama starring Sheridan Smith

Ben White denies wrestling in the penalty area #fpl

Chelsea lead the Premier League in XG this season. Please triple up on Chelsea attackers and captain one, XG fans 😉 #fpl