If Crystal Palace players are a trap, then I'm trapped like Colonel Abrams #fpl

This boxing announcer pisses me off. Me off.

The comeback is on!!! 🤣😂🤣 #fpl

"Say set-piece again. I dare you..." #fpl #Arsenal

Andrews has done so well for Brentford this season #fpl

☆ Classic scenes in #fpl Cinema ☆ Bart Verbruggen in GHOST In this scene, the subway ghost teaches Bart Verbruggen how to stop solid objects passing straight through him

Only at #fpl Cinemas this weekend Bart Verbruggen in The Man Who Wasn't There

Here we go 🤞🏻 Hopefully, my hit to buy Raya proves worthwhile, and double ARS defence bests LEE defenders. #fpl

You sexy mother Farke #fpl

Why are they cutting away from the game to interview a subbed off player during the match??? That's like your date asking "How was it for you?" while you're still in them 🤔 #fpl

Leeds CS wipe out #fpl

Stach goal! #fpl

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 DGW36 Gone early, as I do. Raya to Henderson Semenyo to Cherki Bank: £3.8m Fucks given: 0 Not sure who I'll bench 🤔

I just had #FPL Review knock on my door, trying to recruit me

Good luck, folks. And if you do have a bad #fpl gameweek, just think of all that prize money that you're NOT missing out on.

🤩 #fpl Mindfulness 🤩 Frimpong to Canvot makes a -8. 0.3% owned with a DGW36? Yeah, I'm in. £1.2m 🏦 Looking groovy for the run-in 🤩

«Is it still there?!» A dog's reaction to seeing a horse for the first time. Original post

Does this mean I need to eat 13 of these per day? 🤔

Don says, "Buy my brother Brennan for #fpl DGW36."

Daddy Pig to replace Cristian Romero next season #fpl

My top #fpl tip; In GW1, choose 6 players in the first kickoff and captain one of them. For a few minutes, enjoy your best rank of the season.

Who's bad? Burnley. Michael Jackson is now their manager. #fpl

Raya could've saved Alderaan #fpl ##uclfantasy

Lovely, all set for tonight 🤩 #uclfantasy

Well, that was fun 🤩 Hopefully, Arsenal keep a clean sheet 🤔 #uclfantasy

Ousmane Dembélé sounds like a guy who really likes tummies 🤔

PSG v BAY #fpl ##uclfantasy

Bird tetherball: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Who would be up for joining a separate "Humans Only" #FPL mini league next season? No solvers, just actual people

Pep Guardiola clearly Wildcarded his #FPL team in GW32. 🤔 I'm glad the Premier League turned down the request to move the fixtures around.

My #uclfantasy all set for tonight. 🤩 Rank: 133285

Any #FPL folks looking for an alternative to Cole Palmer, may I suggest this Ming Dynasty Vase. ☆ Very expensive ☆ Blue and white colours ☆ Could break at any moment ☆ Doesn't do anything

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 A -4. Bowen to Watkins. Kelleher to Raya. £0 🏦 Team Value £108.2m I spread the captaincy around for squad morale. Rogers gets his turn against Spurs to mark his 10th appearance for Galacticos this season. That's how to motivate your players! #fpl

I was expecting a tough gameweek, and it was. But with my TC still in my back pocket, things will be extremely groovy over the final 4 🤩 #fpl

Zirkzee. 38 points in #FPL 27 points in Scrabble

The Brentford team that won at Old Trafford in 1937. I wonder what this team would think if they could all sit together and watch tonight's match. 🤔 #fpl

My Dad was a bus driver for 30+ years. Only last week did he mention stopping at a bus stop in Teddington, when Charles Hawtrey got on his bus, as Benny Hill waved him off. Follow me for more up-to-date showbiz news

If #fpl DefCon points were a meal deal

Why does Match Of The Day only show a few minutes highlights? Why not show the complete games, sped up with the Benny Hill theme over them? Come on BBC, make an effort to entertain us, FFS. #fpl

Suggestions for #FPL next season; RefCon points. 2 points per faked injury and dive. That'd spice shit up. Let's see if computers can predict shit-housery better than the "that bloke's a twat" eye test 🤔

Looking ahead, what do you think your #fpl play style will be next season? Same again? Depends on the rules? What regrets from this season would your changes be designed to address? 🤔

There's been a lot of talk this season about #fpl solvers. The one solver I approve of is Issac Newton, who in 1666 solved gravity. Until then, everything just floated around. Newton's gravity made all sports possible. That dude's a legend. The other solvers I'm not a fan of.

David Raya is back training with my #fpl squad

☆ #fpl Bearking News ☆ Arsenal have given David Raya a payrise, as his previous wage looked tiny in his absolutely fucking massive hands.

In my #fpl team talk, I told EVERYONE that this was Virgil's turn as captain. I SPECIFICALLY told Muñoz not to score THIS WEEK. I'm benching the knobhead next week. 😡 Makes me wonder if giving my team talks is worth it. Though, I might film them next season. 😉

According to Live #FPL, the Invisible Man is a threat at my Rank. That's how wild things are down here

"Take some extra time, maybe I can forget Take a different corner or we'll never win again Would you care?" #FPL

Spurs folks celebrating whilst still being doomed 😉 #fpl

Frimpong, my dude! 🤩 Scuppering Salah captainers and outscoring Alderete and Mukiele already #fpl

Good luck, Jim #fpl