☆ On #fpl TV this weekend ☆ And now.... Live from Norwich... The quiz of the week... £ € $ Salah Of The Century $ € £ Win a brand new Austin Metro!

☆ Only in #FPL Cinemas ☆ The Gudmundsson, The Badmundsson, and The Uglymundsson

My #fpl squad was chosen using my most up-to-date AI technology.

Scenes! #fpl

Triple Norwegian captain this weekend. #fpl

At the #FPL Town Meeting, a young Norwegian man stood up. "I am having my worst start to a Premier League season, with only 6 goals in 5 games, but I'm still the best captaincy option."

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Even Elvis had to clear his throat. -12 for GW6 Salah to Saka King to Fernandes Reinildo to Gvardiol Xhaka back to Reijnders Yes, I'm very ADHD. But for 12 points, I've corrected Xhaka to Reijnders mistake and am sorted Not bringing Salah back in. £0.3m itb. TC Haaland 🤩

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 A groovy Bench Boost! -8 for GW6. Salah to Saka King to Fernandes Reinildo to Gvardiol £0.9m itb. I don't think I'll TC Haaland v BUR.

I don't think other £5m midfielders in #fpl will perform like Xhaka can. Xhaka can. Xhaka can. Xhaka can, let me rock you Let me rock you, Xhaka can Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do Xhaka can, let me rock you Let me rock you, Xhaka can Let me rock you, 'cause I feel for you

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 9 to play today. Exciting! Bench Boost is fun

21,000 folks have bought Cole Palmer since this mornings #fpl deadline

"Now over to VAR at Stockley Park for a speedy decision on this." #FPL

Yaaayyy!!! #FPL D-Unit is now on Bluesky 😃 bsky.app/profile/fpld...

Nottingham Forest clean sheet gone #fpl

Ndiaaaayeeeee #fpl

Please share. Could help somebody. A code, because many people are more comfortable talking about football than mental health.

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 This Bench Boost will be fun 😃

🤩#FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Ooooh.

#FPL is updating....

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 -8 covered by my Bench Boost Eze to Semenyo Hartman to Senesi Reijnders to Xhaka Next week, Salah to Saka (FT) Profit on Semenyo likely in meantime, then once Salah's price stabilises, Semenyo back to Salah. GW8 maybe. Should clear some cash in the bank.

Martin Ødegaard says, "The #fpl deadline is in 12 hours."

It was great to hear Let's Talk #FPL Andy observing 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗣𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🏴‍☠️ in his video earlier.

"Captaining Salah? So, you're taking on the early kick-off curse, my pretty." #fpl

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Took a -4 for my Bench Boost. Reijnders to Xhaka Hartman to Senesi Gives me double BOU defence and either double LEE or SUN. £2.5m still in the bank. Xhaka has 1 pt less than Reijnders and no Europe or League Cup.

☆ On #fpl Records & Tapes ☆ Haaland Oates

🤩 #uclfantasy Mindfulness 🤩 80 points from MD1. -4 taken for MD2. Rank 429922. £4m defenders sorted. Do I captain Mbappé or Kane? 🤔

Here's the approach I'm using in #FPL and #uclfantasy this season. As captaincy is such a big factor, I have multiple captain options from the start. Hopefully, the cumulative effect will mean high average points with expensive players clustered, and minimum price players offer good points per £.

🤩 #uclfantasy Mindfulness 🤩 Quite groovy so far 🤔

🤩 #fpl Mindfulness 🤩 A fun way to look at your squad choices on www.anewpla.net/fpl/report/ Not just those you still own, but also how those you've moved on have done. Light green is owned but benched Dark green is owned and played Purple are captains

🤩 #uclfantasy Mindfulness 🤩 Solid start. Now I have my big 7 all in my 11 together 😜

Harvey Elliott is already Aston Villa's top scorer this season. #fpl

Leandro Trossard rushing off the bench to help Arsenal #Arsenal #uclfantasy

🤩 #uclfantasy Mindfulness 🤩 My squad to start my second Fantasy Champions League campaign. Good luck, folks! 😃

#FPL this season

"Attention! Fantasy Champions League deadline is at 5:45pm UK time. It has lots of qualiteeeeeze, so join in." League code: 4jrHYJ #uclfantasy Auto-join link gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantas...

"Don't forget folks, #FPL Rank doesn't matter at this stage, not until I've got a good one. And I'd know, because I've been top 10k so many, many, many, many times. But I don't like to talk about it, mate."

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩 Took a -4 for my Bench Boost. Reijnders to Xhaka Hartman to Senesi Gives me double BOU defence and either double LEE or SUN. £2.5m still in the bank. Xhaka has 1 pt less than Reijnders and no Europe or League Cup.

"I saw part of a message he was..." "I seem to have found it. #uclfantasy code 4jrHYJ." "You what?" #fpl

When everybody sells Mo Salah ahead of GW6, I'll buy giant Anton "Hay" Stach to replace him. Safe place to park my money before buying Salah back for below his starting price. Stach is corner-taker for Leeds. #fpl

Ange Postecoglou arrives at Nottingham Forest Physiotherapy department. "Show me the way to our Murillo." #fpl

So many YouTubers are struggling right now. Following the addition of DefCon points, perhaps #FPL will add WebCam points next season? The data models not having enough data yet is purely coincidental.

☆ ☆ #FPL Fun Fact ☆ ☆ To correctly pronounce Šeško, do your Sean Connery impression.

And now he's in me, always with me, tiny Danso in my hand... #fpl

"Have faith in your dreams, and someday your rainbow will come smiling through," smiled Haalandella, before sedately adding, "Take that, bitches." #fpl

By the time of the Burnley Ball in GW6, even the #fpl Content Creator Sisters were impressed. "£14.2m is a bargain," crowed one. "My latest video is titled 'Is Haalandella Essential?" "No way! So is mine!" said the other. "Team value doesn't matter this early. Or Rank. Just ad revenue."

By #fpl GW5, even the Egyptian King was impressed. "That lady I danced with tonight has totally captured my heart. I can't remember what she looks like, but tomorrow I'll marry anyone who's her shoe size."

The #fpl Content Creator Sisters were cruel. "£14m? I can have Watkins for far less," laughed one. "Silly girl Haalandella!! We need our budget for the Nottingham Forest defence. Or we might get Wood if we're really lucky," said another.

☆ Only in #FPL Cinemas ☆ 👡👑👗 Haalandella 👗👑👡 Poor Haalandella, with only 90 goals in 101 games, she had no chance of attending the GW1 Ball the FPL Experts were hosting. "I'll stay humble, but they can't order me to stop dreaming," she sighed.

My #uclfantasy squad is so utterly filthy, it's like that ex you still think about. I'll post it tomorrow after the deadline..... gaming.uefa.com/en/uclfantas...

"Another bad #fpl gameweek and I'll be makin' videos about how important looking after my mental health is. Until my Rank is great, then I won't mention that soft loser stuff again."