get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

trying to find things to say about the modern world but all I can think of is tourettes guy

Romeo Is A Dead Man, 2026.

And then the hearing ended, they all had lunch, and went back to work

starting up Romeo Is A Dead Man. let's see what nonsense @ghmofficial.bsky.social and @sssuda51.bsky.social have this time. insanity in thread. Spoilers likely.

wrote BASIC on a TI-99/4a

This is why primarying people matters. Suddenly everybody involved in this race is in a firm spine contest.

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

this is a feature not a bug. tesla calls this the brake housing.

@discord.com jump on a cock and die

"If you don’t do the work, you don’t learn, and you don’t remember. Watching a bot do your job teaches you nothing. You end up incompetent. And you won’t work faster anyway."

"Suspected political message" = in Spanish so the mouth noises scared me

hmm...that checks.

with that game out of the way, all of the patriots players can focus on their upcoming domestic violence cases

when @wtyppod.com said "there will be a reckoning", i assume that the patriots loss was part of that.

I don’t give a shit about football but through Osmosis I have come to the understanding that tonight has revealed Woke America to have received The Mandate Of Heaven.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

@helldivers2.bsky.social perhaps i can offer my services as an Automaton-Helldiver liaison? #helldivers2 #superearth #hd2 #hatsunemiku

i think @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social should have to post their 'losing team' memes the next day, like how they send all the unused shirts and hats to needy countries

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Do we know @mayor.nyc.gov 's favorite pokemon?

There are sunsets that are less predictable than him doing this.

i'd rather watch ten of these Bruce Arians and Gronk telling you you don't need a finger up your butt to check for cancer commercials than another one of these claude ads

Oh my God, these Super Bowl ads just get crazier and crazier!

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?

...okay I'm coming around on AI. Hashtag svedka.

this rules

i hope bad bunny comes out wearing the blue liam hat

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

holy shit

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

HIT HIM AGAIN

Even the ads that aren't AI feel like that might as well have been

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

So is looking like Temu tom brady a requirement to QB the patriots or do you start to look like that as the job takes hold?

going great already lmfaoo

every ad is either about ai or made with ai and i have never felt more disconnected from normies

Some context from that Lays ad. People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes. That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.

I’m Analilia Mejia and I approve this message.

FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE PATRIOTS

Never Forget

for people who use the word sportsball, today is their super bowl

Is the Obama meme the deal breaker for you? Is that why you're done with Trump? Fine, anything that turns people off Trump is good I guess. But Trump is no more racist today than he was yesterday and every day of his life before that.

also i hate it when i discover a piece of internet media like a podcast and enjoy the people's humor and style, and specifically note to not be parasocial, and then i realize i am *exactly one internet friend* away from them