i was out of town but i am very happy to return to a new @wtyppod.bsky.social and and am now doubly chuffed that @victoriascott.bsky.social shares my visceral fucking hatred of Salt Lake City.

If I was FIFA, I'd be working on a campaign where a soccer ball hits the president in the head so hard he stops being a stupid demented pedophile.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:

Arrested Development ass administration.

Not only did two neo nazi teens attempt to copycat the Christchurch mass shooting, the world's richest man falsely blamed trans people for it. Not a single outlet covered that he spread that disinformation.

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

i've returned from the shit dimension, and i got special new pooping and peeing powers

democracy is a fucking scam, and if voting worked, they wouldn't let you do it.

it's all a scam yanno. They're all juiced to the gills. insider shorts, kalshi, btc darkmoney. Govt by & for finance whales, pyrotechnic tv to shut you up. Party of no alternative & party of no future, holding hands, leading us all up the glacier to the mountains to waste away in eternal twilight

it doesn't just get worse every day, it also gets stupider. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

[cars crashing, sirens blaring, helicopter blades whirring, comical old-timey horns sounding, from somewhere a “BOIOIOIIIIIIING” followed by an “AWOOGA” can be heard]

Everyone paying $2 more for gas but don't worry the Trump administration is going to solve the "teenager sperm epidemic"

Happy Mother’s Day to our Nona

The Ultimate Maid for this Maid Day #cosplay #maidday #danganronpa

THE SUPER BOWL FCC COMPLAINTS FINALLY PUBLISHED www.fcc.gov/sites/defaul...

lol and lmao

i think i liked it better when the billionaires and people in the halls of power were shadowy and scheming and evil instead of being loud, cruel idiot child emperors with a small army of scheming vizers around them

The Party of Rugged Manly Men: no, seriously, we'd all get the shit kicked out of us by a guy who turns 80 next week and regularly falls asleep at random.

every aspect of American life has gotten more difficult and more expensive directly because of Trump and 30% of the drooling morons in this country will ask for more

lmao look at this fuckin baby

your software is not conscious, you absolute weirdo

"Please be a better and more magical computer program"

susan collins will Shake Things Up.

There is perhaps no greater example of everything that is wrong with the internet than THIS statement. "We launched Frinkiac 10 years ago for fun. Everything worked perfectly and we didn't touch it. BUT WITH THE HELP OF AI, WE'VE MADE IT WORSE!"

this motherfucker’s public utilities commission has approved maximum rate increases ever year and additional fees to pay for power plants they have no intention of building, just show up and say “we’re gonna build a plant!” and the state will hand over billions in customer fees no questions asked

don't talk to me or my son ever again

What part of "man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" **was fucking unclear**?

Announcement: chat jipiti

"The workers are more powerful with their hands in their pockets than all the property of the capitalists" (it's labor day, y'all) www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhU5...

Happy International Worker’s Day! If you are employed, unemployed, or are working a job. Remember those who fought for better wages and a higher standard of living throughout history and present, both alive and dead. We have nothing to lose but our chains. Proletarians of all countries unite!

i had to google this morning to find 'holy shit piss!' (www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9...) and imagine my surprise when someone had added it to an english playlist called 'holy shit piss!', and DOUBLE imagine my surprise when i realized it was @donoteat.bsky.social

Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast https://theonion.com/trip-to-asia-gives-man-new-understanding-of-how-soup-can-be-breakfast/

One of the websites attached to the InfoWars asset list is, I shit you not, goblinlove.net. We have our work cut out for us.

Happy MGS2 Day part 1 to all my fellow #MGS fans. my favorite holiday of the year. i will be beating the game on Extreme today and tomorrow for the first time since I was a teenager!

The Palestinian Authority held the first municipal-level elections in years in occupied territory and in response the Israeli army kidnapped one of the victors and held him hostage and released him only on the condition that he step down from his seat.

Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed

Happy Ed Balls Day!

I have a crazy pitch for the next agdq

Democrats could win 2026 elections TODAY by saying “if they build it, in the first week of our majority we will blow it up.” Special nationwide lottery to win the chance to press the ‘blow that shit up’ button will pay for cleanup.

I don't know why, but the last few Uber rides I've had have given me this info shovel bullshit and I responded the only way I know how:

Disqualifying thehill.com/homenews/hou...

I hear the attempted assassin was a game developer, which explains a lot, because he wildly mismanaged that sprint.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work: