On the "bisexual lighting" Wikipedia article there's this extremely funny image of a skeleton. I love the lil guy

I can't wait to make my first child smoke an entire pack of cigarettes at once

why are you, as a man, donning now your gay apparel?

guys he bought me new wolf ears!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

I'm posting this every December honestly

"this meme is just an excuse for complete assholes to give the absolute shittiest hot takes of all time while deflecting criticism by claiming it's a meme. fuck this meme"

TIMESPLITTERS REWIND IS SO GOOD AAAA I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY IT CAME OUT

holy shit Timesplitters Rewind finally releasing today and being able to run on a GTX 760 was something I never thought I'd live to see

they call it the Fediverse because you'd have to be a fucking Fed to use that mastodon shit

she suck me like a halo 4 pulse grenade. idk is this anything

I wish Bluesky had a comprehensive event calendar and event invite system like Facebook did because to get invites to raves in your area you basically HAVE to be on Facebook and have friended the rave organizers and DJs. if Bsky could replace that I'd flat out delete my Facebook. pic unrelated

the way they handled the Psycho Mantis boss fight in the Metal Gear Solid board game was so fucking amazingly done that our entire table was yelling "WHAT THE FUCK" when we figured it out

I think if you use more than 4 hashtags in a single post you should be blasted out of a cannon into the stratosphere

hello fellow redditors I just got arrested for bouncing on it puppyboy style ask me anything. reddit am I the asshole for bouncing on it puppyboy style

they hired me my own personal assistant at the warehouse dude hell yeah I love ordering men around

guys do you think count chocula had hoes

Let Thwomp Crush Your Cock And Penis For Eight Red Coins!

going pretty well dad

meme I made on my phone in 2022 that I can't remember the context of that's actually funnier without the context

oh yeah? well women can't find the prostate

I block people because its fun and free :)

hell yeah I got a disabled bus pass so a monthly unlimited ticket costs me only $48 now instead of $96. the perks of being mentally ill!!!! sir you need to give me these bus passes for half price because I have Silly Boy' Silly Syndrome!!!

I love saying "DNI" about really pointless things. people who like mushrooms on pizza DNI.

I wish there was more cute art of mmz zero

catboy summer is over it is now Puppyboy Autumn :3

Valve's "The Orange Box" came out on October 10th, this is because every game in it is a 10/10

came up with a new meme let me know what you think

The Orange Box from Valve was released 18 years ago today. Team Fortress 2, Portal 1, and Half-Life 2 Episode 2 are all 18 years old now!

our warehouse's recycling company is called "Abitibi-Bowater" and today my 17 year old coworker couldn't remember their name and asked me if "Skibidi Bathwater" had picked up the trash yet. bro.

yuritober is dead this month we're doing YAOIWEEN™

had a shower thought today: what if they made thigh-high length psych ward grippy socks for us mentally ill twinks. i feel like theyd sell good on meme value alone

You should have to prove you can beat your own custom Doom WAD yourself before being allowed to submit it to the idgames WAD archive, like you do with Super Mario Maker levels. i said what i said

lmaoooo the deus ex remake looks fucking awful I've seen fan made mods that look better

sick of these cis white himbo wannabe gay dudes hornyposting on my feed give me my fellow femboy twinks posting about wearing cute clothes or give me death

niceeee im so happy this has a release date AND its in a couple months, the demo was soooo good. i highly recommend playing it, its like oldschool Famicom Detective Club

the mgs1 mono tv gag is classic

admit it you've all triggered this line

The woman is a snake. Believe nothing she says.

had intrusive thoughts about Ganondorf With Big Naturals at work today

screw Dreamcast Day, today is FINAL FANTASY™ VIII DAY BABY!!!

I'm shocked the Vengaboys made this track. First heard it on a late-90s Paul Oakenfold Essential Mix, and it felt like a throwback to older breaks and trance even then. Genuinely one of my favourites and I'm only *now* realising who produced it! youtu.be/Mu5dlM1hRTo?...

I be wearing the skirt and thigh highs when I game I won't lie

welcome to The Pussyfart Pavilion. home of the Pussyfart™

I wanna be like the Quest 64 shitposting account but for Custom Robo on GameCube but I don't think it'd go very far

Megaman zero from memory

MGS Delta getting a Guy Savage remake made by Platinum Games is insane. I fully expected them to leave Guy Savage out entirely.

today is my 32nd birthday! I got free wiper blades at work and bought a big corned beef and gyro meat sandwich for lunch so even tho I work it's still a nice day :3

Some classic Shadowrun treasure for chummers who haven't seen it before: a wonderfully shoe-string budget promo FASA did for 1st Edition not long after its release.

Who wouldn’t this work on??

ive gotten followed by 20 extremely obvious bots/hacked accounts in the past 2 days jesus christ what is going on with all the new bots on bsky the past couple weeks