Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood

"LLMs are basically a dead end when it comes to superintelligence."

we so desperately wish this was true.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

Any food NOT designated cage-free was raised in a cage. Enjoy your caged avocado, ghoul

a few days late but we're here for it. pix11.com/news/crime/m...

"Rabbi to customer service, please! The Returned Items Golem is at it again!" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism

"Who is doing all that yelling in housewares and what the hell IS a "kumite" anyhow?" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism

"I don't want the TV, but I do want to rampage like a Viking, so we're going." #talesfromblackfriday #blackestfriday #blackfriday #capitalism

A voice cries out from the toasters. "Pick me! Pick me!" #blackestfriday #scp #iamatoaster #scp-426 #scp426 #talesfromblackfriday

The man on trial in the Food Court has been found guilty and sentenced to hang. #talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys

"local bars are bracing for the onslaught of assholes." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar4G...

A grotesque bird descended, its wings a tapestry of shadows. With eyes like black abysses, it screamed forgotten nightmares. As it vanished, the clouds parted, revealing an unsettling blue sky—a calm that masked unspeakable horrors beyond the horizon.