This is genuinely so sad.

Got em! #DarkSouls2

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

Back in 2006, Cloud found work selling mobile phones 😆

KOS-MOS

Pass the Phone: Cosplay Edition at #FFXIVFanFest

Could not agree more with this assessment of the retro scene.

demeter when her daughter goes missing

The Dark Souls brainworms have got me.

no journalists were present. feel bad for the waiters

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

“Guy tries to kill Trump” story becomes “Kash Patel is a cuck” story

Yoshida: "I hear you. I will ask the team about butt slider and long hair. Don't bring up Zenos, please."

Evercold is upon us! At #FinalFantasy XIV Fan Fest, Producer and Director Naoki Yoshida took to the stage to share details on Evercold, the latest expansion to the MMO set for a January 2027 release. Check out our keynote coverage below! Keynote Summary: www.rpgfan.com/2026/04/24/f...

When the richest man on earth murders millions faces no accountability and instead he only gets richer and becomes a trillionaire, I think shoplifting a few fruits at whole foods isn't that big a deal. Of course, the reactionary centrist crowd only gets angry at the latter.

the real problem with hasan is he doesn't support israel's genocide and he advocates for higher taxes on the wealthy. that's it. those are the only two opinions that bar you from the democrat 'big tent'

ladies and gentlemen,

Artwork by Kazuya Takahashi for Final Fantasy XIV to announce that 2019's Shadowbringers expansion will be added to the free trial on April 28, 2026:

Farewell, Dawntrail Thinking about what glam I'll use for Evercold... #FFXIV #art

Ex-fucking-cuze me?

Based.

Shrine of Amana finished! That was a tough zone, made harder by the fact that my Dualsense started experiencing awful drift in the right stick that no amount of isopropyl alcohol seems to be able to fix. 😭

IM SERIOUS

I have a bone fragment coming out from my gum and it hurts. 😭

Why would voters ever make a promise to a party. Why would that ever be the balance of power in anything but a cult.

arthurian fantasy #deadlock #batbook

I've been wondering if Peter Serafinowicz would voice act in a souls game again (he was Pate in Dark Souls 2), so being cast in the Elden Ring movie makes a lot of sense. But now I wonder if we'll see his face in the movie or if he'll be voicing some creature.

Song of the day. 🔥

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

...huh. Turns out I have been misunderstanding how Repair Powders work in DS2 this whole time. ...fukken oops, I guess.

To quote Jacob Geller

Time for some Tomodachi Life

CHOSEN

There are many reasons I believe in the separation of Church and State and "you can't disagree with the head of state, that's against theology" is probably the most prominent "absolutely not" scenario.

1/9 of 1/3 of the government has the expressly stated understanding that his job is to literally make the lives of 5/8 of the country miserable. you don't have to tolerate this

eventually he was executed

I spy some familiar faces in the new patch trailer! I do think it's funny that we've already averted one apocalypse, only to be met with another, bigger apocalypse. youtu.be/pRmrgeTscbc?...

biblically accurate WoL

the reason the games are live service in the first place is so that corporations can profit off ongoing, often extremely unethical monetisation on a captive audience. but the second that fails to make infinite money suddenly its like ohhhhhh its just so hard to preserve. budget and everything yknow

the thing that is always lost from these discussions is that no one cares how hard it is because its your fault, square enix, for making a fuckin nier gacha in the first place

Exactly one year ago today:

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

When you're stewed full o' beer and your coin is a-spent, before you disappear, play a round of Gwent.

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

vamp fatale!🦇 #ffxivart

Wild Arms 4 is a neat surprise!