All this just so the villain can go "I want that twink GONE" and explodes the car so he can't escape.

im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger

It would be quite easy to get me to download Uma if it got an SBR collab where Slow Dancer and Valkyrie got hit with the Umafication beam.

Saw one DarkIronGains post and refound my love for insta/reels.

i dont care that this freak is dead now

! He kept the aioli !

Jordan Burger

the ffxi new player experience

they call him The Drink #DBFZ

"honey mommy and daddy are gonna see other people" mallow when its his turn:

"Ridley's got the last Metroid, and you know what that means." "Yeah. Trouble."

Lumpy

I would not want to live here

She think she's above catnip infused rat toy. Be serious.

If you want a perfect snapshot of how bad twitter has gotten: I posted these weenies on here and instagram and the comments were “oh looks tasty.” I posted it on twitter and it trended as an international conflict

Lady Maria worshipped as a long forgotten statue. #bloodborne #ladymaria

New York is the greatest city on planet Earth

Bluesky is lacking this

シングレ最終巻楽しみ

It's such a sadness that you think you played a 3rd NieR on your FUCKING telephone. Get. Real.

Someone hit my last post with "Nier 4*" don't make me tap the sign...

just gonna send this to publishers with nothing else attached from now on

it may be both my birthday AND my wife's birthday but we must not forget it's also PENIS FRIDAY #TGIPF

that’s why we love you creeper you’re a real ass dude

oguri cap

SILENT HILL 2

How Yuji Hori and Yoko Taro are gonna move when Nier 3 is greenlit (2035)

Jarvis, undeck his halls on December 26th, then deck his balls.

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

heard this one second hand like ten years ago but a friend of a friend (bald white guy) told some noisy teens on the subway to quiet down and one of them looked at him and said “suck my pussy uncle fester”

ドトオペの好きなところ　#デスart

Sometimes I fart a little while I'm in my gaming chair and I'm afraid that I've ruined it's resale value a little more every time.

Okay Mario... time to party.

Pulling out the charcuterie spread till my holiday calories look like this

Y’all, the Castlevania: Awakening In The Moonlight musical by Takarazuka Revue is available legally on VOD with subtitles starting today until the end of March, this is a great adaptation and the women in this show are so good, PLUS this is a rare experiment globally Please see it if you’re curious

Had xmas prime rib/chimichuri so good it put me in a coma that would wipe out a small village

The fact PlayStation app saved clips and Switch has a QR code for for uploading vids and photos yet online posting of games dipped 90% after Elon made it impossible to upload to Twitter proved that to me

i forgot i made this gif. take this