Man there are only like five perfect albums people are just naming fucking records. You like Pearl Jam? Cool, that's none of my business. Perfect? Eat my ass. Marquee Moon Spiderland Zuma Back in Black Pink Flag

Me for Freedom. Grim times, but we absolutely must resist.

he's addicted to posting to an honestly unhealthy degree and also is spite motivated, a disastrous combo. remembering when a bunch of people went "hey, maybe he isn't so bad" when he talked about trans rights and he immediately swatted away the outreach he was getting. resentment is his fuel.

if the subject involves class (especially inherited wealth), he will also spiral into some of the most ludicrous shit you've ever heard out of a self-consciousness around his own class. are those his *actual* beliefs? likely no. it's just numbers fuckstein stuff. but he has to Win Online, so.

his *actual* beliefs: numbers fuckstein warren stuff. you've seen it, you know it, nothing shocking. his beliefs while arguing online: literally whatever it takes to spite the last person to piss him off or try to win the argument he's having at that very moment.

i still have that fucker blocked, but: stancil will take the entirely opposite position he is now anywhere from "tomorrow" to "next year". he will do all sorts of semantics shit to say why these are not contradicting beliefs. please remember he's a former Something Awful guy who got dunked on a lot.

[a really long time ago] ME: what are you drinking from INVENTOR: a glass ME: what's it made of INVENTOR: glass ME: what are those things on your face INVENTOR: glasses ME: jesus christ dude

hey cis friends when i say we need you to be an accomplice, not an ally this is what i mean

buddy we’re gonna tax the shit out of you

The way adult platforms treat studios/talent (ie WOMEN) like they’re gullible idiots make my fucking blood boil

Trans Awareness Week is coming to an end, and for all the gals it didn't work on yet, today is International "Men's" Day.

the idea is not all that counts. the idea is nothing at all until it has been lassooed, corralled, mutated, shuffled, blended with other ideas, and then expressed over the medium of however many thousand words that you have selected and arranged as best you can. the idea is a promise, not a book.

Oh look, a massive threat to women, femmes and girls protected by a badge. F the met.

A student wrote me to say she will be late for class due to subway issues and my two suggested replies from google were ”so cute!” And “yum!” This is definitely a technology we want to rest our entire economy on.

It's never about divining the internal psychology or moral convictions of these people. They're just vessels dawg. We should not care about the redemption of Sarah McBride's soul. Critical support for human beings shaped like a thermometer shoved in the asshole of capitalism.

just use Sarah McBride's actions as a weather vane for how the lib consensus is triangulating on trans issues. The other slime molds, like Butt Gauge and Gruesome are just teeth with faces. That she's doing this and pulled it off shows that the democrats do not think killing transsexuals plays well.

not really sure how it's even discourse but Sarah McBitchmade is for the cis people. She does the little song and dance but I don't expect her to ever actually do anything of substance and this shouldn't be surprising to anyone. She is an assimilationist, in that she assimilated to the ruling class.

Horrifying. Torture. Horrifying.

You know he was thinking about this while he said it.

We are at a point where state and local police are repeatedly investigating federal law enforcement for systemically illegal behavior. To the point that even CBS News has to note that pretty high up in the article. A truly bad sign, at least in the short run (hoping prompts real change in future).

Few things bug me more than higher ed leaders saying that we lost our mission and lost the trust of the public, when we have actually been the target of a decades-long smear campaign by the right wing that worked. The moment we’re losing our mission is right now, in capitulation.

rian you don't owe us anything as an artist and you should be true to yourself and only put out the work that you want the world to see i genuinely believe this having said that what the fuck dude

Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out

when are we allowed to call it a conspiracy against the public, like noted far left radical communist extremist… Adam Smith

i still contend that if one, single journalist just yelled “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OLD MAN?!” that he would be so scared he would never do press again

if donald trump said quiet piggy to a girl in front of me you’d see me on the evening news, of that you can be certain

The left wants to convince you the economy is bad, when the reality is that we’re living in a time of abundance your forefathers couldn’t fathom

Think the universe's writers room is going to loop in the Epstein files into being a potential cause of the AI bubble crash before they sunset the season finale. www.axios.com/2025/11/19/e...

anyone w an american flag in their bio is fucking sus

And FWIW, this is not strictly a Bluesky problem. It is a content moderation problem and content moderation problems are also people problems. I wish there was an easier solution to this

“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence

It’s like [1[25]2] has come early

Lex continues to be the worst gay app on the fucking planet and it takes a LOT to be worse than Her

The people yearn for socialism.

i hate how easy to read this is 😭. it was supposed to be cursed! this is my personal 20[0[11]9]01

When I arrive at the party

Not sure what’s worse: the “Quiet, piggy” itself, or the media’s tepid shrug at it. What a tawdry and disappointing time we live in. We deserve so much better than this.

dd/mm/yyyy? mm/dd/yyyy? NO MORE AMBIGUITY I PROPOSE A NEW UNIVERSAL DATE FORMAT THAT REFLECTS THE NESTED NATURE OF THESE TIME UNITS: yy[m[dd]m]yy i expect today to be remembered forever as 20[1[19]1]25, the first time the best date standard was ever used

goldilocks seeing pappa bear and mamma bear's nightlights on their bedstands:

WITH INDEPENDENCE DOUGLAS Would just be the funniest response. Qualified for the World Cup? Automatic unilateral declaration of independence.

explaining the reich to an american:

Reading Moby Dick and I know I'm way too online cause I had a physical reaction to a character called "Peter Coffin" appearing lmao

You should have pressured Harris to drop genocide as a plank of her platform. You didn't. She kept it. She lost. And now we're here. Because of you.

"oh we just invented this thing called movable type but nobody can read. let's translate the bible and start a schism in the catholic church in order to make everyone literate and create demand for our new product" they have played us for FOOLS

protestanism was invented by big book to sell more books

if you say palestine would be better off you should be required to cite a specific way in which it would be. the strikes on iran were planned and approved by biden, trump just gave the go order. literally nothing about trump's actions towards israel is different other than that he got a ceasefire.

these aren't contradictory of course, zionism is inherently an antisemitic project

liberals love to do zionism and also spread the antisemitic myth that israel controls the US rather than the other way around

Please remember his stated reason for keeping the stuff secret was that it would be embarrassing and humiliating for everyone involved.