Like upon my works ye mighty, and subscribe!

Society parried the ozone layer, acid rain, and Y2K back to back and instead of going "wow, parrying is badass" a lot of people went "society didn't even get hit so I guess there's no need to learn how to parry" and instantly took a thousand hits

Dang Fate Strange Fake really is so peak.

*PARENT ALERT* if you hear your child saying “six seven” please know it is drug slang, meaning that your child has been doing six or seven drugs

The longest Moray Eel is actually the Mostay Eel.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Those two mutuals that revive each other if they're not both defeated within a few seconds of one another

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

The only LLM I approve of

I can see why people like FSF. It is like a machine made entirely of wrenches. It is a train wreck but new trains keep crashing into it every few minutes.

The pulsating cube appears again. “ENTER THE CUBE” it bellows. “God damn it.” I reply as I collect the documents that got blown around my office. “I don’t have time for cube stuff right now.”

You might think F/SF is actually airing this season, but next week will be skipped and the week after will be a clip show. Then they will reveal that F/SF was a actually a prank.

I love it when someone else has one of my ideas and executes on it. It always feels like a task off my plate. Today this post is about Heroes of Science and Fiction.

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked

I ate so much rich food this year. I feel like I need to subsist on hospital food for three months. Maybe I will try to just photosynthesize.

DDDDD

The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"

the new year

Crude people build houses with bricks, while elegant sophisticates construct domiciles using brichards.

Does bananual mean one banana per year or one year of bananas?

I'm pretty good at emerging from stuff. Shadows, fog, murky water - I'll emerge from them all

The best thing about online is that, if someone bothers me, I can just press a button and poof! A big axe chops them directly in half in real life

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

My new shirt is made of such delicate fabric that it can only be cleaned by the gentlest touch of a forest spirit. It’s dryad clean only.

KYOANI RURI DRAGONNNNN www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw0g...

The most annoying sound in the world? Gotta be the beating heart under the floorboards. We get it. We’re haunted by our conscience and slowly going mad. It’s been done!

I-

Really feeling the Christmas spirit today (gave them a quick death even though they lacked honor)

We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package

Thank you for Vibing

oh my god

My greatest elemental weakness is a little treat

Actually, missing out should fear me.

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Maybe if I sigh heavily enough it will produce enough force to propel me through this day

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Chat, is this real? Chat, am I real? Chat, is anything real? Chat?

Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.

From now on I will be navigating by kinar (punching in random directions to determine the position of nearby objects.).

The only "award" video gamers deserve is the pick up a damn football and go get a job award

telling the cashier wait i have exact change reaching into my mouth and pulling out a deep blue piece of sea glass

Honestly, I don't see all the worry about spiraling downward. The spiral is a beautiful, elegant shape, and downward is one of the two major directions.

> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home! > The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado! > The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!

The papers are in. The grading begins!