What is the fuck ass problem of the Angel of Death?

Murder, Inc.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

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It’s supposed to get up to 54 degrees today. I’m finna choke down this Sudafed and take my ass outside.

Idk who jinxed me and the bf but between my sinuses and his back it’s gonna be a very lowkey Valentines Day lol.

D. I is a close second.

The big impact of your "little prompt" in ChatGPT And imagine how even bigger the impact is with your prompt in Sora

This would all be over if states and local school districts would just refuse to comply citing centuries of verified science.

Happily allergic

honestly, taking Catherine put them on a final. it's time for a replacement

@Death your aim sucks

I knew better lol

Spring gotta hurry the fuck up

The first time I went into a Walmart, a white woman had slipped on some cottage cheese and was rolling around on the floor hurt. That has nothing to do with why I won’t eat cottage cheese but I thought it was funny 🤷🏽‍♀️

If I’m supposed to eat it, why it look like that??

I love how the whole SL knows KD ain’t gone use that lotion IRL.

He gon have access to all the lotion in the world and still walk out looking like he survived Pompeii.

They would’ve never let this happen

No seriously, I’m 5’8 and I can’t reach the damn thing. The bf: Grab the bar Me:

Wait lol

Not having hips is always funny cuz you get to catch ppl off guard when they realize there’s ass involved. Happy Monday

Nope

That was fun! 😃

Sang Ricky!!!

Oh hey Stefani!

Always down for some good ol Scorpio slander lol

Yall finna be ovulating and in heat next weekend which is Valentine’s Day if you’re on your period this week. Please put the rubber on tighter. Use your butt. Use your throat. We don’t need any Scorpios. This coming from a sister who brother is a Valentine day weekend conceived Scorpio. I beg

Basically my daily affirmation: I smoke I drank I'm supposed to stop But I can't Imma dawg I love hoes And I'm addicted to money, cars, and clothes

Glorangutan

Glorangutan need to go get a job. Talking bout some damn "twunnyfyehunnid...flat"

Maaaaaan the first time I met a 6’6 nigga with the mini meat, I was shocked. I thought that was illegal!

I don’t know any Libras who do THESE specific things but bring’em anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️ they’re a good time lol.

Luther Vandross 🤣🤣🤣

YOU CAN NOT DO NOTHING WITH BLACK FOLKS WHEN WE DECIDE TO CARRY ON !! #GRAMMYS #BLACKHISTORYMONTH

There are like 3 Post Malone variants that y’all keep tryna convince me are different people

Keep the residents of toontown away from here!!!!!!

C’mon Stefani!

😞

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara: “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”

Aye fuck 2026

ICE has been holding a disabled Black man for a year! Rodney Taylor is a double amputee who was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE took him. He’s been denied his prosthetics & placed in solitary. His health is declining. Public outrage might save his life. Say his name:

Been catching up on movies since I’m stuck in the house. I loved #Frankenstein. #Bugonia however was ass 😑

Bigger person my ass lol

Sure do lol