I’d imagine they’re making Russia and china think twice and go “well if the us can do this with no international repercussions, then it may be time to do the same”

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Rama Duwaji and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social on Inauguration Day.

I just met a Russia girl on the subway that needed help and I got to say “I know” & “very good” which I remembered from high school Russian and she loved it. (She spoke very passable English, this was just me showing off.) It was such a lovely interaction, I feel all nice inside. I fucking love NY!!

I’m still so excited about this. 😂😂😂 It’s the little things…

I made oyakodon in my rice cooker and IT IS SO GOOD!!! So happy. This will be a fucking staple for sure. 🤤 Obsessed with my new rice cooker!! So dumb I waited so long to get one. 😂

Happy New Year!

My New Year’s resolution is to be even more of a hater to “A.I.” A soul-murdering scam to create a generation of dead-inside drones - if you use it on the reg you’re a clown at best and if you promote it you’re lower than the shit on Satan’s hoof, sorry I don’t make the rules etc.

It's 2026 but I'm still writing "Slovakia" on all my Czechs.

I’M SO HAPPY ABOUT MY NEW MAYOR!!!!!!!

Best Hawkeye run I've ever read. The kind of book that'll appeal to teens and geriatrics, alike.

I just made eggnog hot chocolate. I might be a genius.

Ahhh! @paulscheer.com made the absolute sweetest mini-documentary about Swiftie dads! It's only 15 min! WATCH IT! Have a tissue handy! 😍😭😍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XN...

DNA evidence is *very* extremely conclusive. There is a problem though: even though the odds of a false match are like one in a billion, laboratory error is not. It is illegal to mention this. www.cnn.com/2024/03/09/u...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... Bite analysis and identification: also bullshit, also admitted.

Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience. Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense. They admitted it. slate.com/news-and-pol...

None of this is responsible. None of this is ethical. And--importantly--none of this is actually competitive. Do not believe anyone who tells you that AI schlock marketing is what will win you an advantage. That person does not care if you sell books; they want to sell you AI schlock marketing.

Absolutely loved riding on the holiday nostalgia train! (After years of forgetting to do it. Haha)

from “Mini Marvels: The Dare”; writing, art, and lettering by Chris Giarrusso; in Daredevil/Punisher: The Devil’s Trigger #1 (2026) #Comics #Punisher @chrisgiarrusso.bsky.social

I saw Kumail live earlier this year and it was such a funny show. I think it might be the same material as this special and I’m def gonna watch it again. Glad to have him back doing at stand up!!

NYC, 12/3/2025

Our new mayor is adorable. As are the Patinkins. 🥰 Happy Hanukkah!

I think every comics creator should internalize the fact that using a.i. for any part of your job not only comprises your work but it also fucks over every other person working with you. It's not worth it. Ever.

updated my letterboxd favorite movies

Ok so I just scrolled through my voicemails looking for spam and I got to old messages from my mom and dad and now I’m a crying mess and I don’t know what to do with myself.

I called both Gillbrand's and Schumer's office today and told the staffer who'll eventually listen to the machine that they have a moral responsibility to push back within their office against this anti-trans wickedness. Find your senators here if you wanna make similar calls: reps.fyi

I know I’m behind but I just started watching The Pitt and now I’m worried I won’t sleep tonight because I can’t stop watching.

😂😂 I might have to make these @hdtgm.bsky.social @paulscheer.com

"You have to use AI." ...why?

Remember when Uber first started and like part of the draw was they would have like bottles of water or gum for you and shit?? 😂 Should’ve known that wouldn’t last. Haha

Is this creepy fetish spam?!

If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.

oh people are MAD mad, got it

…Thereby making the students utterly incurious and cut off from the community around graphic novels, the history of comics, and the development of their own artistic tastes as readers, let alone as potential artists in dialogue with any of the former.

It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.

Abolish ICE.

there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician

Was there some kind of data leak or something? Or maybe new spam technology?? Over the last week my phone and both my work and personal emails are getting more spam than ever!

Using Outlook: *deletes email* Me: "Oh shoot, didn't mean to do that." *Command z* Outlook: un-deletes an email three deletes back instead. Me:

“If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant…then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them.” — Sir Karl Popper

I saw two movies today! TWO! Zootopia 2 (thanks, daddy Disney) - excellent, I cried - and Rental Family - incredible, I cried. Go see both! But truly, Rental Family is beautiful. I cannot recommend it enough. Plus: lovely to watch not even a month after returning from Japan. 🥰🥰🥰

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

I think this is my best score yet!

Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH

BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.