Mods are asleep post Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore as photographed by Annie Leibovitz

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

The inevitability of AI is now under threat from no one wanting to use it.

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

"A Fistful of Pills" showing twice daily at 8 "For a Few Pills More" daily matinee at 2 Be sure not to miss them!

The thing that's really convenient to not know is that nonprofits like Feeding Our Future exist because the nutrition reimbursement program is so burdensome IN THE NAME OF REDUCING FRAUD that a cottage industry exists just to fill out the paperwork on behalf of programs that actually feed children.

Chuck Wendig has such a way with words, as always.

Happy MLK day, gang! Martin was a Democratic Socialist, anti-imperialist, anti-capitalist, thought white moderates were the bane of Black existence, and died on a trip to support a sanitation workers' strike! Beware his sanitized and sanded-down edit!

Every place resists ICE in their own way. I hope we never learn how Philadelphia resists an ICE invasion*, but if it comes to that, holy fuck. *make it stop, damn.

People who think retribution against politic dissent is new are wrong. When I wrote for WhiteHouse.Org, a website that mocked the George W. Bush administration, all my boarding passes were marked "SSSS" which meant that everything in bags were unpacked out and searched. Nazism isn't new to America.

As an American you wake up everyday in one of four moods

This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it

I’m howling.

Córy Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...

This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality

Abolish ICE. A little journal comic from South Minneapolis. #iceoutmpls #iceoutcomics #iceoutofmpls

Just got my regularly required poke to the solar plexus to get my ass in gear. The appropriate use of privilege is to protect and advocate for others. The. Singular.

Some people seem surprised that so many ordinary Minnesotans are willing to brave tear gas and pepper balls. 1) Midwest culture is really tribal/community based; that's how you survive winter 2) everyone there understands having to eat pain sometimes bc WINTER

I spent too much of my life pretending to be an anxious brain in a sterile mech. Do not recommend. Do fun things and screw with your sensorium! Eat a handful of cherry blossoms on a dare. Squish the mud between your toes. Press your face against a loved one's body and memorize how they smell.

Also, you should block agitators.

Ahahahahano! Ahem, let me try again. Straight face, straight face! Nope. *snrk*

I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing

You're such a fucking monster if this is the pull quote you use from this interview. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

important message to all bluesky users

Crossing all my fingers and toes!

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

Professors are no longer able to teach accurately about gender, or hold students to any standards in their work, because cowardly administrators cave to fascists.

Family member who doesn't know about the no added sugar thing sent us the most gorgeous assortment of chocolates for Christmas. It felt like more of a kick in the teeth than I expected. Oops? I'm buying myself some really stinky, really rich cheese tomorrow.

Thank Christ

Sometimes parenting feels like a hostage situation. I want to get up early, but what's the odds of that waking the kiddo and something turning into a giant fight? I want to go out as a family, but what's the odds of that turning into a giant fight? Emotional exhaustion before 7 am on Saturday sucks

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

"I can promise I'll never miss another flu vaccine again." You don't have to learn this lesson the hard way. www.voicesforvaccines.org/well-never-m...

I truly believe this country would be in much better shape if the general public had this “we must destroy them” attitude about CEOs of companies that do wage theft and mass layoffs-offs instead of consenting adults who got caught violating a corporate fraternization policy.

I can't pick my favorite part. - Addressing AI as Comrade Claudius and it going with it to make everything free - Fake PDF to convince it that it was a Public Benefit Corporation - It suggesting stocking underwear - Live fish 💀

Gang gang cockatoo science is sometimes quite undignified 🥲

'Twas the Recall Thursday before Christmas and all through the house your stuff was trying to kill you yikes fam, get out

True love. The truest.

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

You know, speaking as a person in tech, whenever I read posts by a writer or artist being rude about AI I really want to ask them to take a step back, think, and ask themselves “Could I somehow be even meaner?”. Don’t half-ass this. It is impossible for you to be too negative about AI.

Gar-witta-gar da-bang da-bang diggy-diggy-boogie what the boogie say up jump the fishie Because it's GAAAAAAAR-MAS!

My handsome man is the best, though. His brother is excellent as well, but the ginger menace's idea of cuddling is laying on my feet and attacking them.

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

Turns out that accidental undereating can cause a chronic illness flare. Who knew? Everyone. The answer is "everyone." Fucking processed food will be the death of me.

Such utter bollocks. Thank you, Robin, and I wish you hadn't been put in this position.

Water your tree.

You guys, this is Spain's announcement that they would not participate in Eurovision. 👏🏾