Our side of this negotiation is asking for 2% of the profits we help generate. Their side says fuck you, sleep on the street. (And that’s their PR strategy!) https://deadline.com/2023/07/writers-strike-hollywood-studios-deal-fight-wga-actors-1235434335/

ANNOUNCEMENT: triscuits and frosted mini wheats are ACTUALLY FIRST COUSINS

Slowly moving to this app and unpacking my steamer trunk full of favorite tweets.

Threads seems very Pokémon Go to the Polls

"Multiple sources tell THR that only four scripted TV series remain in production on the East Coast — with three of them produced by Murphy." https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/ryan-murphy-threatens-lawsuit-wga-strike-captain-1235530321/

The faked photo thing is objectively worse, but the weirdest and most gratuitous Eric Adams lie remains his answer to the softest of softball questions, about the best concert he ever attended.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: if your fav show is on forced hiatus bc of what's going on over in hollywood, the correct framing is "shows are not filming bc studios refuse to pay their writers a living wage, forcing writers to strike" NOT "shows are not filming bc of the writers strike"

Welcome to my new Twitter replacement app, it’s called ✨Glitter✨! You can customize your own algorithm, but every time you post, a fragment of microplastic chokes a baby sea turtle. 🐢 🐢 🐢

My OB/GYN: please stop saying that. The term is “postpartum.” Me: right so anyway once I’ve shidded out the baby

Which food do you think you could pretty successfully eating-contest eat? For me it’s tater tots.

I feel proud that I’ve been writing more but I feel EXTRA proud of this little cat I drew in the margins.

I only know “skeeting” from its other usage: a combo of squirting and yeeting.

If this app stops working too, I will simply go outside and scream my pithy observations at parked cars. I cannot be stopped.

Crossover where the Bobs Burgers kids have to work at The Bear restaurant

Thank you @panic.gay for the invite! Wow that was so nice!