Has anyone done this yet? Kawhi to the Raptors:

every post in this thread brings me joy. what a delight.

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

Interesting that there's no official statement from the Sens yet. Makes me think there's a chance something else breaks tonight.

Brady Tkachuk's no trade list was Florida, Carolina, Vegas and Minnesota, you say?

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF:

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

The sheer scale of a trillion dollars can be hard to comprehend. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a year for a trillion years straight to have that much money.

Post something that still traumatizes you.

Any nhl team could hire me for a million bucks a year; I would do nothing but say 'don't hire Mike Babcock' one time a year, and I'd be worth it.

Many people are calling it the greatest Porta-Potty array of all time, Barack Hussein Obama did not have this many Porta-Potties

Big thanks to Jeff C. for providing the validation I needed this morning:

What's your favourite movies from each decade of your life? 80s: Back to the Future (hon mention Ghostbusters) 90s: Jurassic Park (hon mention Big Lebowski) 00s: The Royal Tenenbaums (hon mention Elf) 10s: The King's Speech (hon mention Brooklyn) 20s: I'm a Dad now; I've seen maybe 3 20s movies.

My kid just watched a show where the main characters all fell into a black hole, but were conveniently spat out of a nearby white hole. I found myself advising "In general, it's probably much safer to stay out of the black hole altogether." Not sure why I felt this advice was really needed.

Spent the week recovering from a hip replacement. Just so much time in bed looking at screens. I don't know if increasing by less than two hours is impressive, or an incredible indictment on how I normally live.

It might still raise a smile in an open mic evening tbf

lmao

Arrived early for hip replacement surgery, stuck hanging out in the waiting room with nothing to do but visualize the doctor sawing through my bones. But they do have a TV with Masterchef Australia on, so

Someone just liked this gif I posted a couple of months ago, and I took a quick moment to be pretty pleased with the ALT text I included.

Colbert's show is still bringing joy with just days to go. Gotta love David Byrne

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

For you to understand how much the world has changed, in the 1970s as a second grader we were REQUIRED to watch the TV show adaptation of ROOTS. REQUIRED. www.knoxnews.com/story/news/e...

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

Sometimes tiktok is good

Me to my fellow Sens fans after Vegas has to forfeit a pick:

/2 Also: being drunk doesn’t make you a fucking bigot. Being drunk removes your social inhibitions about being an OPEN fucking bigot.

Trying to decide what's funnier, the headline, the photo, or the fact that this is an article on aol dot com.

There's a car often parked on my street that has enough random letters to make it seem a randomly assigned plate, but also kinda looks like CUCK 69, with a few random letters/numbers thrown in, and I need to know if the person knows what their plate looks like.

These colours remind you of anything?? 😂

Someone help, after not having thought of it for at least a decade, I've now had "Smell Yo Dick" stuck in my head for 3 days straight.

I feel like “it’s absolute horses” should refer equally to something good or something bad with its meaning imparted solely through a persons delivery of the line

This is an absolutely hilarious story about the new Leafs GM, but the only sourcing of it I can find is Steve "certainly would never make up a story to trash someone" Simmons. (Have we heard what Phil Kessel's hot dog guy is up to these days?)

Watched an interview with Ernie Clement today where he said that his girlfriend had recently gotten him into reading, and then one of the male announcers immediately laughed and responded with "That's a red flag!" so I'm just wondering if murder is legal if it's justified in the name of feminism

I’ve been seeing a lot of negative commentary on Michael Jackson lately so I went and watched a movie about him to find out what the deal was. But as far as I can tell from it he never did anything wrong, so I’m not sure what people are complaining about!

I just realized that Frank Grimes is Millenial Poor and Homer Simpson is Boomer Poor and now I understand his rage so much more viscerally.

Cursed

A perfect encapsulation of online discourse.

Have the Senators booked their vacations already or something? What is this?

TAKE THE SHOT

What are we doing here

Not letting the toddler take her pacifier to bed for the first time tonight. The screaming is ongoing. Send good vibes.

It's go time, mothafuckas. Go Sens Go time.

Ready to announce that to change up some luck, I will be wearing my Karlsson Heritage O jersey tonight. If it works and turns the serries around to a W, I will have to hope we're not playing AGAINST Karlsson in round 2.

Omg, I fully turned everything off

I'm tense.