It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

BREAKING: PM Mark Carney has announced that Hockey Canada has been moved under the Department of National Defence, and its new $5 billion funding will count towards NATO spending. The first billion is for the project "what the fuck happened to Canadian goaltending?"

At least Wayne Gretzky is happy

They knew what they were doing with this lower third.

(with sudden clarity and determination) I have to eat 30 or 40 tacos

Watching a lot of Thomas the Tank Engine cartoons with my five year old, and I gotta say, I had no idea random rolling boulders were such a menace on railroad tracks.

My wife got me a gift. I think I'm being punished.

Everyone else is talking about the obvious stuff here, so may I just say, I hate that "Threads is what people on Twitter think Bluesky is" is a sentence we all just understand and nod sagely about.

Conversation with my 5 year old: 5yo: What is the opposite of eating? Me: Um... pooping? 5yo: No, that's the opposite of peeing. Me: Vomiting? Throwing up? 5yo: No, that's the opposite of diarrhea. Me: Then I guess I don't know. 5yo: The opposite of eating is drinking.

The Tumbler Ridge newspaper puts it better than I could

US media learning about #captainshit

Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion

Bad Bunny was great, but it's that time again.

My 5yo has taken a sudden liking to the song "It's the Hard-Knock Life" from Annie, and I am struggling to understand in what ways this pampered kiddo finds this relatable.

Yep

TIMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY

💔💔💔 youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...

I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!

I swear to God, every time I miss the first half of a game, the second I turn it on we get scored against.

for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence hope that helps

I think about this post a lot.

Pfft. This movie looks to have neither Tom Paris nor Monica Gellar in it. Hard pass.

This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive

We did this a decade ago with the Burkes, YCP etc. Where did that go? You can say it all you want, but you have to create that space daily and not crumble with the least amount of pushback. No NHL team has done that.

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban

Gonna start a trend where I refer to drinking Diet Pepsi as "Getting my DP on."

Big news for A Song of Ice and Fire fans! I spoke to George R. R. Martin and he said he’d finally come up with an ending for Winds of Winter. He explained the ending to me and I gave him my honest feedback that it stinks. He cried for a bit then said he’d maybe try again in 15 years or so

She may be beautiful, but this young lady is a THIEF who stole THREE marshmallows that were earmarked for my hot chocolate. For shame.

the current government is full of people dumb enough to think gutting public services is a good idea but smart enough to know saying they want to gut public services isn't a good idea

Bills.

Another amazing article from @millvsspqr.bsky.social

How did I recognize this before the season started, but Staios made his first desperation move to fix it in January, when the only option left is a homophobe while the team attempts to rebrand as a more inclusive regime than the previous one?

skillful news writing www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

@ianmendes.bsky.social i know you're not involved in hockey ops, but please pass on the message this james reimer thing is greatly disappointing and makes all of the orgs efforts to be more inclusive seem like window dressing (Prove us wrong)

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

Just remembered I have to go to the dang hospital for 11pm tonight. Big time yikes

That awkward moment when you realize the MRI you've been waiting for is not scheduled for 11am on Sunday, but rather 11PM.

Gotta say, if I were a Canadian politician, I would be very careful about praising Donald Trump for illegally bombing an oil-rich country and arresting its leader on what are pretty much imaginary allegations of narco trafficking

My turning-1-next-week baby has been looking at our Google speaker and saying "Ay Goo Goo" clearly trying to say "Hey Google" and I don't know whether to be proud and find it cute, or to deeply apologize to her for raising her into this horrible technological hellscape world.

I am determined as God is my witness to start the Trump fake hand conspiracy theory. His hand isn't showing signs of an undisclosed illness. It's a fake painted Halloween costume hand because his hand was already removed. It's time.

Honestly,the lady ghostbusters movie is the second best ghostbusters movie behind the original. My big issue with it is my issue with most Paul Feig movies: it desperately needed an editor to cut down the improv to just the best jokes and to better draw out its emotional arcs. Buts it’s damn funny.

Clacking the tongs is an essential step in every tong-requiring meal.

AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce