Once again for those who don’t know, but “The WOMEN!” saved STAR TREK from obscurity. Not once, but several times, and started the first conventions. #StarTrek www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...

Narrator: It got ugly.

Tapping the sign

Thanks, I hate it.

Ford blames Jays playoff ticket gouging on asshole premier who scrapped Ticketmaster law in 2019

96 Years Ago Today: Stock Market Invincible

People on a Facebook group for my neighbourhood are debating Nicky Nicky nine door (ding dong ditch to some, I believe?) and came across this gem. The very essence of being old, right here. "When we did it it was fine, but now kids today are doing the same thing but it's BAD!"

That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

Oh were you at Club Your Basement With The TV Volume At A Reasonable Level Because of Sleeping Offspring last night as well? Must've just missed ya.

Why would you show up to Game 7 in the official Losing Game 7 Uniform

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

Honestly. What do #Bluejays see in Brendon Little that the rest of us are missing?

The goal:

Please, sir, Mr. Comfortably Numb, sir, do not detach me. I will look like a fool. You must not do this to me. Please sir!!!

Hockey is a fickle mistress. Unfortunately baseball is also a fickle mistress. And CFL football. And curling. Triathlon? Get out of town, super fickle, much mistress. It’s fickle mistresses all the way down.

Me watching this Sens game:

Now I’m not saying regicide is the solution, but it’s clear that so far the reign of King Charles has been an absolute disaster

Just remembered that time I found a "How to find a Man" book written in 1983 in my old building's laundry room.

I love how indignant cats act when you accidentally wake them up. Sorry man I realize you had a long day and have to work tomorrow

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Found a clip from one of their interviews:

I will log off forever before I sign on to Mastadon

I dont know why I'm not wearing my "Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Is good at baseball" T-Shirt today. It certainly seems applicable.

Baseball's so funny. The Blue Jays just secured the best record in the entire American League, and you wouldn't know because they care only about winning their own division, so that's all anyone talks about.

How fortunate that I, without knowing, already tested* my smoke alarm this morning! *made toast, smoke alarm screamed at me for 10 minutes

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year? How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

Work sucks. Should have called and said I got raptured and couldn't come in.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

No, the Pumpkin Spice Latte is not "better known" as PSL. I am going to become the Joker over this.

I Apologize For Suggesting We Launch All Marginalized People Into Space youtu.be/vc8bKKEeL2I

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

“Actually we should empathise with Frankenstein, he’s really the victim here…” No. Look at him. He’s green and he’s got bolts in his neck. He should be killed with flaming torches

All time photo here

I can

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

Thinking about this again

CFL kicks ass sometimes.

Changing my baby's diaper and singing the Law and Order theme, except instead of "Dun dun" I'm singing "Clean Bum"