Obsessed with Charlotte Church and Tom Daley having a tits off at a funeral #celebritytraitors

the way Tom Daley is GUNNING for Kate Garraway is so fucking funny 💀 this show is delivering everything it had to and so much more. #CelebrityTraitors

"How am I going to touch someone's face?" Having gone on the BBC compliance training course, Alan. It's a changed world. #TheTraitors #CelebTraitors

If Celebrity The Traitors was made in 1978 it would involve Frank Muir, Roy Kinnear and Angharad Rees in boiler suits sitting round a big beige hexagonal table in TC7, and would be all over in 27 minutes.

Find someone who looks at you the way Nick Mohammed looks at Celia Imrie

this is my favourite renaissance painting. #CelebrityTraitors

Celia Imrie pushing the horse #CelebrityTraitors

"this is why you have a gold medal" yes, in the famous endurance sport of DIVING #CelebrityTraitors

"So she was the time scoop all along!" #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors #DoctorWho

Can't wait until Alan Carr and Cat Burns gang up to boot Jonathan Ross out of the castle and then recruit Nick Mohammed to go on a killing spree of national treasures

it's genuinely so cool to watch a celebrity reality show that is full of celebrities who haven't done one before #CelebrityTraitors

Putting the #NineBodies trailer before #TheTraitors #CelebTraitors is excellent messy coordination. Maximum mess, please. I just want mess.

Chicago town pizza that is, etc

Ordered too much Chinese food for one person so had to do the whole charade of pretending there were other people in the house too, but oversold it and accidentally crafted a one act play about strained friendships and growing apart that is being heavily tipped for awards.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Old and New I managed to get quite a few shots of the new B23 Docklands Light Railway trains the other day. Here's a quick shot taken at Star Lane DLR station which compares the old and new trains.

Everyone seems allergic to the word, but Charlie Kirk was not an activist, he was a propagandist. Turning Point was a meme factory backed by a billionaire designed to steer kids towards Christian Nationalism. He didn’t advocate for policy; he spun narratives to change beliefs. Propaganda.

“MANDELSON” HAS, ONCE AGAIN, DEFEATED “HIMSELF”

only around a decade to go until another PM thinks "I know, I should hire Peter Mandelson"

Uncensored footage of a man being shot, blood pouring from the wound, all over social media. Take that Online Safety Act!

the ‘h’ in honest isn’t

0/0 flour is surely not a basic ingredient, where are the lines here (wrt #MasterChefUK ) (cc @ariadnereviews.bsky.social )

Genuinely didn't think I would make it this far, but somehow the never-ending format disaster that is #MasterChefUK has taken me in and kept me there. The BBC could have edited far more (the "Sherry Pie edit", to cross the reality streams). It still holds its charm.

🎶 And it's only 121 days until the next Bank Holiday in England & Wales 🎶

I'm calling #Eurovision BlueSky - we have a 30 minute #SanRemo compilation video to watch // youtu.be/QsIzmFQ2BO0?

The enshittification of everything now reaches Excel, and I assume other vital office resources. It's the future of working..... Except when it doesn't work.

I just want to read a story.

Thanks, I hate it.

Above all, in eschewing the layered Flaubtertian realism of Joyce in favour of a bleak Beckettian minimalism, Peppa Goes to Ireland uses narrative not to further any naive semblance of 'plot' but to explore epistemological questions and the very notion of "Irish-ness" itself. Highly recommended.

A hugely underrated contribution to the Irish literary canon. The nondescript empty landscape Peppa and her family is an oblique reference to nothing less than the works of Brian Ó Nualláin/Flann O'Brien, an absurdist comment on the post-independence lethargy of the so-called Free State. #booksky

Save on electricity by lighting your house with the glow of your unresolved childhood trauma.

Sorry for not texting you back I was obsessing about tragedies I’m powerless to change

Doctor, it hurts when I do this *be a normal human being*

“Monkey World Tank Museum.”

Obviously everything which happened with #MasterchefUK requires careful handling and understanding. That said, I've just sat through the introduction of Gabriel (episode 5) without blinking. Heavens.

CHEKHOV'S LINE #Gaynor #SewingBee

Sending a "😂" in the group chat.

If you see this, post a TV ident

I've been in loserville territory since high school, I'm very comfortable here.

Medusa Button is my new drag name #SewingBee

Bless him, but I had completely forgotten that Stuart was a contestant in this #SewingBee

The blackbird flies home..... www.theguardian.com/stage/2025/j...

More reality competition contestants of a certain age completely unabashed at going tits-first into challenges I say #SewingBee

I never want to see this again #SewingBee

Oh I bet he does, etc #SewingBee

Ozzy Osbourne has died www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

"Rectangle girls of the world" #SewingBee #DragRace (Of course there's always more than one reality TV show in my mind at any one time) @rickyorr.bsky.social @ariadnereviews.bsky.social