This isn't a meal deal. At £6, it's just shopping.

What a piece of work is AI How noble in reason! In form and coding, how express and admirable in action! Like an angel in apprehension! How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paradigm of OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCKING LABOR.

The two entry level jobs in television

If it can be licked, it's a lolly.

Why can’t the players simply kick the ball into the back of the net?

It's the hope that kills you #enggha #🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇭

in a pub for the game where they're having to store the card machine in the fridge when it's not being used because otherwise it gets so hot it stops working

Succinct, and accurate.

Up for the LK morning show for the first time in ages. I'm not a hypersensitive woke type, honest, but her guests are: white man, white man, white man, white man, Jess Phillips, white man, white man.

There's probably never been a better time to remind you that when David Hockney first took his Mum to California she remarked 'all this lovely weather and nobody puts their washing out'.

A concept.

"The boy from Belgium" is it. (Cc @labourshercule.bsky.social @hertssid.bsky.social @ariadnereviews.bsky.social )

I read something the other day along the lines of "we're okay with $100 tickets while rejecting $20 books" and I can't tell if my feed is now finding defenders of this for me to scroll past.

There is a bird sanctuary near where I used to live that had a mute crow. He was named Dean (after James Dean) because he was a rebel without a caw.

Done this for years. Sometimes I retain the question mark so my links look as though they're shared with an implied "what do you think?"

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

In no particular order (yet) : *Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Leviathan *Father and Son *Prophecy at 1420MHz *Memory Death *Naraka #Inferno

I would also appreciate it if a bunch of nerds helped me iron out any bugs in this: andrewblair.co.uk/apps/who-tit... #doctorwho

Allister Heath's Telegraph column? Camilla Tominey's Telegraph column? Zoe Strimpel's Telegraph colu....

Oh so I can understand French.

Grief hits people differently, of course. Sometimes you retreat into yourself. Sometimes you sell your rock star father's likeness to the advertising industry.

Oh boy. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Makerfield by-election Statement of Persons Nominated (1/2) Jake Austin (Lib Dem) Count Binface (Count Binface Party) Andy Burnham (Lab Co-op) Dan Clarke (Libertarian) John Alfred Dyer (Ind) Ed Gemmell (Climate Party) Paul Richard Gould (Ind)

I love this, and I would like to contribute this annotated copy of Peter Aykroyd's "Hawksmoor", found in a Trondheim charity shop, that someone clearly had to study for a course and was UNIMPRESSED

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

nobody liked the follow up single to Johnny B. Goode,

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Introduce yourself with ten bands that don't exist 1. Sally Godspell 2. Cottam Parkway 3. First Indiana Plank 4. Tïné 5. Frog Hill 6. The Magic Water Pot 7. Viaduct Cameo 8. Mrs Boocock 9. Sarah's Password Changes 10. Burn the Rainbow

Please, BBC, I beg you, come up with your own long-running drama series. Cc @rickyorr.bsky.social @labourshercule.bsky.social BBC tipped for 'major' Poirot TV series with new star in role | Radio Times share.google/tj3f54ujwEmM...

Please, 6Music, never ever play that Dexys track again.

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

I think the UK has made some actually interesting performer choices the last few years, then shoved them in a room with songwriters to write a "Eurovision song" and that's where things have gone wrong. -B #Eurovision

May have just stumbled onto something extremely rare and significant. Typing Coronation Street 1960 into Shutterstock, they have telesnaps via ITV of what is called Episode 1 of Coronation Street which looks to be the first dry run/pilot episode. This is incredible to see!

Lager, IPA, Porter, Stout, Mild, Helles

Bluesky

There's metaphor and there's THIS.

Cagney, the @rickyorr.bsky.social cat

Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown

And Placido Domingo of course Spanish for 'quiet Sunday'

Ennio Morricone is, of course, Italian for ’Eric Morecambe’.

Slightly diminish a book. Cloud Pamphlet

Slightly diminish a book. A Brief History of A Killing

I should be working, and yet...

Few people understand that the Odyssey is just Hitchhiker's Guide to the Mediterranean.

I have been making fun of the Odyssey since I was a teenager and I’m not going to stop just because a director with a very parasocial fanbase has made it his mission to turn the Ancient Greek version of “Dude Where’s My Car” into a Very Serious Movie.