My mum bought a pride bag from poundland without knowing it's a pride bag. We love an accidental ally.

Guys, I think Film Club on iPlayer might be the cutest thing I've ever watched.

Someone tracked down, made an audio file and emailed me an old Victoria Wood song I'd been obsessed with since 1987 but couldn't find anywhere, and I've been listening to it everyday ever since.

Bless Tom for thinking a Traitor would deliberately draw attention to themselves by making a huge blunder in front of everybody #CelebrityTraitors

Damn. Making Celia Imrie a traitor would have been the best casting choice in television history. #CelebrityTraitors

Mark Bonnar. Totally would. #CelebrityTraitors

Nick Mohammed being a Celia Imerie stan has made me a Nick Mohammed stan #CelebrityTraitors

God I hope they're not too busy blowing smoke up Stephen Fry's arse to murder or banish the cunt #CelebrityTraitors

Can't think of a sentence I like reading more than "Your order will be delivered in full"

Whether it's a sign of me getting old or old school tories just looking sane amid the current shitshow but I'm finally beginning to see what my dad saw in Michael Heseltine 35 years ago.

Ordered a new hot water bottle for my mum, my dad and myself, complete with covers. She's gone for red, he's having grey and I'm getting lilac.

Following a mega hot gay on insta who also shares my views on the world. I love when both these things happen at once.

It's occurred to me that poppy season is just round the corner and is going to be even more preposterous than normal.

I'm very late to Hacks, and it's totally living up to the hype, but I cannot look at Deborah Vance and not see a cross between Christine Hamilton and Kim Cattrall.

Who thought to slice a chocolate gateau while it's half frozen so it doesn't look like a dog's dinner when served later

The best in the business all have Tales of the Unexpected on their imdb

Not saying my sister's holiday content is reaching its limit but she sent me a clip of her visiting a supermarket in Sicily and telling me the price of carrots.

Slightly obsessed with these two atm

The best thing about The Girlfriend so far is reminding me what a bop It's My House by Diana Ross is.

Got a very lonely looking samosa on my plate

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I don't know how but we've managed to accumulate 4 spare kettles.

I'm so taken aback that something nice and uplifting happened in 2025 but here we are #TraitorsIRL

The way our cleaner arranged my crisps is so cute

Just feels like Americans and Italians are more organised and committed to standing up to shit. Can't even persuade folk to boycott one series of Strictly here.

I hate that it's gone the way it has. I hoped it'd go more like...  #TraitorsIRL

About to demolish this plate of masala fish on lentils and rice

Did not know how much I needed 15 seconds of Indira Varma getting the giggles

When you want to read about Mark Bonnar but you don't want to buy the Sunday Times

Juice Series 2 is everything I hoped Series 1 would be but wasn't quite, and Mawaan Rizwan is hotter than Russell Tovey - I will die on this hill.

Wholesome content incoming

It's definitely jacket potato weather but not quite jacket potato and beans weather

As if Antonio would've stormed off set if he didn't know he was about to be eliminated but this way he gets to make Veejay the villain. The Twins are a pair of demons. #ProjectRunway

Having tea and cake with four pensioners. I've found my people.

I think I've got the hots for Paudie and we're just gonna have to deal with that #TraitorsIRL

I love that one of the celebs attending Together For Palestine is Mike from Neighbours.

My mum just texted asking me to order some nice things for her "desert party" on Friday and I was like "how about some sand a couple of camels?"

Haven't eaten a pickled onion in 20 years and now I'm half way through a jar of them.

Every day I fall a bit more in love with Ed Davey

It's a good job our old glass cabinet ways a ton or the guys who just came to collect it might have blown away.

You'll never turn me against these two

Just head a radio advert where a jacket potato was referred to as "Everyone loves a Jackie P" and now I want to hurt someone.

Managed to get this down me with only 3 peas rolling off my fork and onto the floor which is a new personal best

I don't care how ridiculous the plot of The Guest was, I loved it.

Texting my cousin to keep her car doors locked and windows shut while she drives to us from London and taking photos of my dad's mug because his expired passport risks instant deportation by Reform when they get in. All very normal things to be doing on a Saturday night.

Shout out to players that get told they don't speak enough but quietly solve the whole game #TraitorsIRL

Afraid to say I'm officially "needs reading glasses" years old

There's taking a more relaxed approach with customers and then there's the woman I just spoke to at Hargreaves Lansdown who kept saying "lush" to all my replies like I was at a hairdressers or spa.

Winning 90% of the time and it counting for nothing is bullshit #SewingBee

Some of us patiently waiting for Patrick to announce he's a 2020's gay #SewingBee