this just in: I WANT HOT WINGS

Detroit was once the stove capital of the world. I loved seeing the Garland Stove on Jefferson Avenue. It also reminded me of the wood stove my grandma cooked on until her death. (She chopped the wood herself.)

Le Four a Chaux; a Study for the Panorama of the Battle of Champigny, by Alphonse de Neuville, 1881, 📸 via @zm_cox

You can call 100 churches with a baby crying in the background & ask for help with ONE can of formula, and maybe 3 will help directly. But if you pull up on 5 dudes selling weed out the coney island parking lot and ask, you'll get a 100% success rate. Baby might end up with a Gucci blanket too.

As a diet hack, I have a protein-packed greek yogurt whenever I feel like a snack. Now I need a hack for what do to with 30 empty yogurt containers every night.

the important thing is that Waldo finds himself

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

They are actively trying to murder us. In some cases they've succeeded...

Pretend I'm not here

This week on Reveal: A ‘Goon Squad’ of sheriff’s deputies roamed Rankin County, Mississippi, beating and choking people until they confessed to drug crimes. Signs of the violence went ignored for years.

The 30 Years War II ?

Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all

1. Michael E. Armagost, 37 – Third Mate, Iron River, Wisconsin 2. Fred J. Beetcher, 56 – Porter, Superior, Wisconsin 3. Thomas D. Bentsen, 23 – Oiler, St. Joseph, Michigan 4. Edward F. Bindon, 47 – First Assistant Engineer, Fairport Harbor, Ohio

29 bells.

I start my first meal of the day around 8 am and finish around 10 am, I call it breakslow

what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then

girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes

In 1803 the Louisiana Purchase doubled US territory when the United States bought ~828,000 sq mi from France for $15 million — a huge transfer that fueled westward expansion, land speculation, and new markets #HistoryOfEconomics

I know everyone is dealing with their own issues but I was making a sandwich and realized I'm out of mayonnaise.

Our anti-poaching dogs aren’t just working dogs – they’re much-loved members of the ranger family. Each is paired with a handler, building trust and teamwork through hours of training. On long patrols, first-aid trained handlers carry up to 8 litres of water each to keep everyone hydrated!

In 1987 Stephen Roche pulled off cycling’s rare Triple Crown — he won the Giro d’Italia, the Tour de France and the World Road Race Championship in a single season, a feat matched only by Eddy Merckx. #SportHistory

What's it like to have friends? Asking for a friend.

Sir, this WAS a Wendy's

one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver

need more coffee to be more anxious at higher speeds

i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,

Selling reindeer jerky on the side at Santa's Castle

Oh these winter blues

The Edmund Fitzgerald was owned by Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance company and named after the president of the company.

At 20 years old, Karl A. Peckol was the youngest crew member of the Edmund Fitzgerald. He would now be 70 years young.

In the last known image of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, you can see the structural fatigue where she had started sagging in the middle. Freaky!

Map: Detroit Food Pantry Finder 2025 The City of Detroit has taken small steps to better engage with the food system in moments of crisis. The first was food box distribution during COVID-19 and now they have a team verifying food pantries in the midst of uncertainty with federal nutrition…

Good morning Remember to rinse with orange juice after brushing your teeth

On this eve of fifty Novembers the winds still howl the bell still tolls. My breath turns heavy as we drift into the long cold night. The Fitzgerald stirs beneath. I harbor their echoes and cradle her steel. My waves bear the sorrow of all I have taken.

All this BS and we'll never see the Epstein files

You deserve to be happy. I mean, it's not going to happen, but you deserve it.

Here's an idea.... Release the Epstein files!

We'll illegally take snap away then negotiate to fund it for a year if you lick our boots And these idiots are falling for it

If you didn’t know the words to “Gridiron Heroes” (the Detroit Lions’ fight song) before you walked into Ivy and Coney today, you probably do now. Also, you’re probably drunk on the post-TD shots of Rumplemintz.

Ta faltando tompeiro

DIA workers say museum’s Diego Rivera murals inspired them to form a union www.metrotimes.com/news/metro-d...

David Rodríguez with an incredible bicycle kick goal to level the game for Ottawa

Now the Spanish announcer is taking about Halle Berry

OMG they forced English announcers over the Spanish broadcast

Two Major League Baseball pitchers have been indicted on charges they took bribes to give bettors advance notice of the types of pitches they'd throw and intentionally tossed balls instead of strikes.

Only time Vilma won’t be the worst person in the booth.

This would be a good time to cut the game to Heidi