Kihari arrived in 2011, a poaching orphan so weak she could barely stand. Now she's a wild mother – and little Kiki has inherited her spirited personality. Spot Kihari in a crowd? She's the one with one tusk – and one very mischievous shadow. sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/n...

The oil companies don't pay taxes but the US makes war for them with your taxes

"This study examines factors that promote or hinder e-bicycle usage in metro-Detroit, Michigan." Key positive themes: accessibility, health benefits, and car-trip substitution potential of e-bikes. Negative themes: e-bike performance issues, driver hostility, and security concerns. buff.ly/Jt5uVt5

Trump confirms the US has successfully "captured" Maduro after a very strange complete lack of resistance by Venezuela.

Maybe 2026 will be the year we get the 24/7 hypnotoad channel

City of Las Vegas purchased the airfield northeast of town on Jan 2, 1941, and leased it to the US Army days later. It was named McCarran Field in Feb 1941. It's now Nellis Air Force Base. Aerial view of the original McCarran Field on Mar 15, 1941. UNLV: t.co/G6lEeszJVS

what is now if not then?

Rock and dust samples brought back from the near-Earth asteroid Bennu contain organic matter, including amino acids and all five DNA and RNA nucleobases, according to two papers published in Nature Astronomy and Nature in January. go.nature.com/40SlwfF go.nature.com/3CC6ZLO 🔭 🧪

NASA's SPHEREx has completed its first multispectral map of the infrared sky. It sees the sky in 102 infrared "colors," which lets it do things like this: One image highlights mature stars; the other focuses on carbon soot & gas clouds where new stars form. 🧪🔭 www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/pia26...

If you ask AI how much water and electricity it uses, it will tell you that it doesn't know and can't access that information

A panic room for the threat of social interactions

Kirk vs Gorn #Allstartrek

I’m drunk with power, minus the power.

The extra virgin olive oil I got from the halal market is meh

The Bay of Green Bay is almost completely frozen. It has tricky currents and exposure to north and east winds/waves so has rarely frozen over in recent years.

E.T. fax home

Nobody expects you to burst out of the tarmac in your nuclear-powered tunnelling machine and rip their car in half with your mighty mechanical claws. That's what makes it such a fun surprise!

A watched pot never gets you high You gotta smoke that shit

If I have to shovel the snow 1 more time

wanna feel old? wanna look old? wanna be treated like you're old? then getting old might just be for you.

I have discovered a foolproof method to figure out which way the USB plug goes in: The other way.

Help shape the future of Rouge Park by taking the city of Detroit's short community survey. Only takes 5 minutes. buff.ly/Cc6LBUt

Do I get like a 2025 participation trophy or something?

Tired of the snow and cold

I heard that someone had been chased by the police down our road, so I checked the door cam to see if it was caught on there. Turns out my cat watched it unfold live... 😂

I think it would be cute if the vodka and potato chips currently in my stomach recognize each other from back on the farm

If anyone asks me where I got something I always say I bought it from some Jawas

A kid In 3 Acts

vomit on the carpet let the pets eat it

Lesson to a kid 4 26 youtu.be/79llXVDWbCQ?...

Vernor's is tight right now

🇨🇦 youtu.be/UTVlR1UuSeA?...

Happy New Year youtu.be/pbUsQiIRVwQ?...

Here I am with the snowblower and your gunshots and fireworks

10 9 8 6 Fuck

Rottweiler Link Should be there

I got all the beer and music for 25 to 26

Please someone fix this intro youtu.be/7My3PV0JGwc?...

Don't send me money

Happy new year #HappyNewYear #2026 youtu.be/ryT-ltTDCko?...

My 8 friend sober and 5 friends drunks and 3 cigarette smokers are listening to Alanis Morrisette

Hit me 26 New Year Rok Rok Planet Rok Rok And you Rok youtu.be/2lA823-Pswg?...

Are you ready for 2026?

big party at my house for introverts tonight bring your own noise cancelling headphones and kindles

🚨🚨🚨 Tell me your memorable or funnest New Years Eve stories Repost for more

sometimes I can't tell whether Salad is a doofus or a creative genius (he's flipped the ball track upside down)