Whoa! Saw them in person earlier today and now they are on my TV... #Svengoolie

Ha! Love how Hulu has both the Hannah Montana anniversary special and Idiocracy under "movies for you." No irony there...

All reports say Russia is helping Iran target US troops, but none mention Russia helping Iran target Israel, keep that in mind.

And here's the goofiest Mummy figure you'll see to close out the night...interesting color choice... #Svengoolie

These mummy movies sometimes run together for me, so here's how I remember the order of them: the HAND opened the TOMB letting out the GHOST, leading to the CURSE. #Svengoolie

The hypocrisy never ends with these folks!

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

The SAVE America Act is a voter suppression scam. It would take away the rights of working people to make their voices heard at the ballot box. The Senate must reject this bill.

I read the “Save America Act,” so you don’t have to. Most of the media apparently *hasn’t* read it because, if they had, they would be sounding the alarm about the provision in Point 1, below, which almost none of them have even mentioned. I hope this summary helps raise awareness. 1/

Didn't really think of it before but Peter Frankenstein isn't really the best character name... #Svengoolie

Have a drink or play darts? Why not both? #Svengoolie

"Benson left us dear...said he was going to go to the states, change his skin color and go to work for the Tates." #Svengoolie

When Ygor found the Monster, wonder if he saw the corpses of the Bride and Dr. Pretorius... #Svengoolie

"He...does things for me..." Ahh, so it's THAT type of a relationship... #Svengoolie

This flick has established the umbrella salesman in this town is doing alright... #Svengoolie

Just remember everyone, wherever Joe Bob and crew end up, whichever streaming service, let's not all use "shuddersucks" as our password... #TheLastDriveIn

Think mama need to spark that J BEFORE watching Vinnie's flick... #TheLastDriveIn

Madeline Smith is my other favorite Hammer actress who is still alive, from Frankenstein and the Monster From Hell and The Vampire Lovers. #TheLastDriveIn

What did he say about Stan Lee? #TheLastDriveIn

Joe is freeing his nips there JB... #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Ha! Thought the flick was channeling Hellraiser for a second...way to pay attention Bri... #TheLastDriveIn

Is Caroline dubbed here, like in The Spy Who Loved Me? #TheLastDriveIn

The Spy Who Loved Me was my introduction to Caroline Munro but was Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter where I fell in love with her. #TheLastDriveIn

Had quite a few comics back then with that game ad... #TheLastDriveIn

Kind of ironic both flicks tonight have had scenes in theaters but not drive-ins... #TheLastDriveIn

Normally I'd have my signature Heineken, and it's lone star on the can during the Last Drive-in but tonight drinking the actual Lone Star...here's to Joe Bob, Darcy, the whole crew and the Drive-in itself... #TheLastDriveIn

Think this was my favorite Joe Bob rant ever... #TheLastDriveIn

Did have the thought about checking out Twitter to see how the hashtag is doing over there but we all wouldn't be here if we didn't subscribe to the "fuck Elmo" mindset... #TheLastDriveIn

Never really occurred to me but Howard the Duck I think is the only Marvel Comics movie made into an 80s theatrical release. Could be wrong. #TheLastDriveIn

Damn, thought the kitchen table was big...that bed dwarfs it... #TheLastDriveIn

I don't think her delivery of "What the hell" was supposed to make me laugh so hard... #TheLastDriveIn

Porch of geese you say? #TheLastDriveIn

Her dad might be going crazy but his journal still had nice handwriting... #TheLastDriveIn

Ugh...the gas attendant was Flat Nose from Butch and Sundance...took me way too long to figure out what I knew him from... #TheLastDriveIn

She looks way too much like one of the Manson family...I'd keep running dude... #TheLastDriveIn

Local liquor store had two sixers of Lone Star so said what the hell and bought them both...first bottle is almost gone already; could make for an interesting night... #TheLastDriveIn

Called in to work so can watch the last regular episode of the Drive-in but we still have the specials coming out throughout the year. It's definitely not goodbye, just sounds like corporate whores being corporate whorery... #TheLastDriveIn

How I feel when someone blocks me.

Happy 50th birthday to one of my all-time favorite players, White Sox legend Paul Konerko. First player from my generation who used Metallica as his walk up music.

F*ck this guy.

If you see this, post a knight. I'll give you three, a dark knight, an emerald knight and the one popping out of the Central Power Battery...

Then the Soviets and US reverse engineered the Martian ships and wiped out all humanity before the 50s ended... #Svengoolie

Huh...so to the Martians, we're the little green men... #Svengoolie

Good to know people were stupid in 1938 as well... #Svengoolie

Who's up for a game of Simon? #Svengoolie

Ooh, what are the odds Sven sets tonight's song to the tune of the Bat Masterson theme? #Svengoolie

The Padre is going to learn the hard way the Martian God isn't the same one he's been worshipping... #Svengoolie

this is all a giant boon for Russia btw who gets a much needed price boost to their sanctioned oil exports.

And first words out of is, "ack ack ack." #Svengoolie