An American Werewolf in London? Woof! #Svengoolie

And now we return to the alternate ending of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?" #Svengoolie #HouseonHauntedHill

Those organ keys could use some Bon Ami. #Svengoolie #HouseonHauntedHill

Yeah, just walk about with the head out in the open... Weren't you just yammering about scaring people? #Svengoolie #HouseonHauntedHill

For most Vincent Price characters, that head in the box counts as flirting. #Svengoolie #HouseonHauntedHill

But you thought you could beat those odds, eh? Sister, you're a lil' dim. #Svengoolie #HouseonHauntedHill

Better Homes and Gardens never has any good write-ups for in-ground acid baths, and that is how why I do not read Better Homes and Gardens outside of waiting rooms. #Svengoolie #HouseonHauntedHill

I'm not sure this makes sense, but this is exactly what I would've expected John Waters' handwriting to look like

Always some unannounced guest dropping in, wanting to make their problems mine.

But I would have gotten the haircut right.

Oh, thank whatever is listening, a Vincent Price flick next week. #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

"So up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right- What does 'B, A, SELECT, START' mean?" #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

"And Steve?" "Uh-huh?" "Can you please get the dead guy out of my tent?" "No dice, baby." #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

Promising development. Get closer. Put his hands around your neck. #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

So their corpse will be as far away from your act as possible, man. #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

Is that a Bowery Boy? I friggin' loathe the Bowery Boys! #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

"You show me this clip show every time I come over, Pop. Lemme take the dead guy for a spin.' #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

Mmm, tanna leaves. #Svengoolie #TheMummy'sHand

Great, the one committing the blood offerings is dead, and her blood is mixing into the water where the innocent died, yes. No go out to where the lad drowned, yes, good... #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

Miyamoto Musashi she ain't. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

"Today is his birthday. And all of these shenanigans technically count as ritual sacrifice. Now I'm not the greatest necromancer, but I'm more than willing to give it the old college try!" #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

Heh, she sure will take care of ya. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

Oh, let the poor axe sleep. The lil' fella has had a busy day. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

That was a pretty little ditty. I wonder who played it, because it sure wasn't Harry. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

Officer Dorf? *raises eyebrows*

Lady, that was an insult to goats. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

EASTBOUND AND DOWN! LOADED UP AN- Wait, wrong movie. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

#Svengoolie #Fridaythe13th #HouseofSvengoolie I can see that the closed captions are going to be working overtime this movie.

Anything to stop the campfire classics. #HouseofSvengoolie #Fridaythe13th

YEE-HAW SPRING FOREVER. youtu.be/uvJTtInfxfs?...

"Come closer, son, watch the BFG burn with me." #Svengoolie #SonofFrankenstein

INSPECTOR: Mrs. Frankenstein, your son Peter is under arrest for the murder of Mr. Benson. MRS. FRANKENSTEIN: Inspector, how could he? He is but a child! INSPECTOR: The perfect cover for his horrific midnight rampages... #Svengoolie #SonofFrankenstein

"You are not under arrest. We simply need aitbay for the onstermay." #Svengoolie #SonofFrankenstein

"Come! I have some councilmen that need to make your acquaintanceship! Heh heh heh heh..." #Svengoolie #SonofFrankenstein

"Two bullets! In his heart! I wonder if that explains the tachycardia?" #Svengoolie #SonofFrankenstein

They shoot squatters 'round these parts. #Svengoolie #SonofFrankenstein

#dj-peach-cobbler Welcome to being old, babe.

@hermanator52.bsky.social I've been hanging around for a bit here, as has Cindy and Pam. I've seen Newt and that nice Kiwi lad as well. But in all fairness, I am here to try to be a better online dweller. It isn't going well, honestly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j...

Oh Darin Morgan, why did you hafta be right? youtu.be/z-EfEaFWh3w?...

The Mist? Wowza! #Svengoolie

"It took me bu'erfly net, it did! Lucky I gots me institutional shotgun!" *BLAM* *BLAM* #Dracula #Svengoolie

"I'm off to get me bu'erfly net, I am!" #Dracula #Svengoolie

"Professor, exactly what are you a professor of?" "Cultural anthropology." "Ah." #Dracula #Svengoolie

"Tobacco products, blah!" #Dracula #Svengoolie

Run, Aerith! #Dracula #Svengoolie

*starts searching Wiki for Transylvanian armadillos* #Dracula #Svengoolie

I've been in a couple cabs with that kinda service. Couldn't blame them, really, with my lousy tip. #Dracula #Svengoolie

Ahh, the classics. #Dracula #Svengoolie

Ho ho! I like this Christopher Lee character! Smack that inspector into compliance! #TheGorgon #Svengoolie