I'd still sign over all my possessions to Mya

Mya, tell them I can’t hear a word you saying, boop. And the video should not be 30 minutes long. Mya tells the True Story behind her hit song "Take Me There."

Giancarlo really has been that dude for 35 years, goodness

man's attempt to make Phoenix habitable was folly

Some emotional support coochie would heal me.

I feel bad about how funny I think this is

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY MADE MARKWAYNE MULLIN DHS SECRETARY

OH MY GOD THIS IS REAL www.trabi-world.com

Truly a mystery

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Curt Cignetti got asked if he would ever take an NFL job: "I'm not an NFL guy. ... I've always been more of a college football guy."

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

Clay Helton in his first four full seasons at USC: 34-18 Lincoln Riley in his first four: 35-18 Technically progress!

now this is my type of carryin on

This body type has inspired a lot of surgeries

We used to be a proper country

Malört.

The Community Note.

This standard is only ever applied to trans kids. I do not see it applied to other kids who hit puberty faster than other kids. I did not see it applied to Derrick Henry, who was built like a car when he was running over future accountants and gas station attendants on Florida high school fields

I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

A pitcher tried to pick me off at 2nd several times in a row. After about the 6th time the 2nd baseman faked the throw back to the pitcher and tagged me out when I stepped off the bag. I've thought about that for 30 years

Winter Soldier, Civil War, Black Panther

This is who you're arguing with online...statistically

You dating Musiq Soulchild?

same with Oklahoma

New Mexico's cannabis industry would like to thank Texas for the support

enabling this is the kinda love I wanna show to somebody's daughter

Trained me and mine to be ghosts and to operate anywhere on earth - and space - then fucking ghosted US. “There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” Ernest Hemingway

this is too dope

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

Alan Ritchson and Matt Gaetz going to school together was not on my bingo card

that picture may literally be one of my favorite things to exist

😭😭😭😭

....you illiterate SOB and step up your vocab...

I need someone to put this reply to the "Meet the Grahams" beat

this is probably right and YUCK I hate HOAs so much

The HOAs won’t let the kids jam out in their garages anymore :(

😭😭😭😭😭😭

CRACK???????? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE?????????? Absolutely diabolical.

the recipe was not lost here

In THIS home we still give KT Tunstall her respect

Less alcohol is great, but I think the vices of choice have also shifted from alcohol to pills, weed and even harder stuff.

Tallest - 6'2" Shortest - 4'10" I'm 6'5"

I truly imagine Ryan Day winning this NC and kicking Lou Holtz into a casket WWE style

I have watched this VERZUZ more than all the rest combined I swear. I throw out Jada quotes from it like once a week

i'm sorry lucy did we not look up the photo under the wiki entry for "sex"

lou holtz will be super hot in a matter of time