Just running around mitigating shit

Remember how we all used to get along back when words meant something but then the Tower of Babel fell and now we all disagree based mostly by weaponized misunderstanding?

Im not proud of myself when something I predicted comes true. I’m pissed off probably

That's what I was afraid of

love is the whole point bc it's the only thing worth fighting for

sing to me of small town murders, my sweet irish grandma (RIP)

I don't think my sleep schedule can get any more fucked, but I see every night as a new opportunity.

Why yes I’ve gotten better at recognizing passive-aggressive questions

I don't like modern country music, but this I can get behind 🤘

I’m a little bit more dead inside. Hopefully, it’ll make me funnier

Agreed.

The single most important lesson for Dem politicians

Me

Please don't tell me I must migrate again to another website to not talk to people.

WHERE ARE YOOUUU . AND IM SO SORRY

Working on it

'Little Witchkin' Art by Margaret Clark #SpookySeason_bsky #MenWithCats

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." #FamousGraves #RodneyDangerfield

❤️‍🩹

bring back shame. we gotta convince people that being a bad person is bad again

I need a place where 4 people find me funny. Don't make me go back to Tumblr. I'm too old!

JS has been in my top 3 since his MTV days.

More drugs?

if your soul is good street cats will befriend you

If she can recite the words to the Log Song from the Ren & Stimpy Show by heart… hold onto her bro

stop trying to gerrymander Asstown

He broke my 7 year old heart the first time I ever saw him in Edward Scissorhands. I knew he was an important man. I love him 💜

Some fuckery

He'll claim he's never heard of them.

No we don't stash our weed in the kangaroo’s pouch—that's her weed.

The Haunted Mansion at Walt Disney World Florida approx. when it first opened.

Werner Herzog voice: “I’ve seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence. Story, acting, everything. They look completely dead. They are stories, but they have no soul…They are empty and soulless.”