i wanna be in the nyc snowstorm rn someone transport me

Good morning

Now watching:

I need to **** ***

Monday again

Finished the first gay hockey book and i was just giddy the whole final 100 pages

The sun coming out on Sunday afternoon after being cloudy all day really just ruins my mood

my reading for this morning

Woke up needing to be put through a mattress

I’ve been drinking red wine so all your posts and Instagram stories beware

let’s kiss and go back to bed

I have 250 pages of the first book to finish before watching episode 3 of #heatedrivalry, how am I supposed to work today??

Did I miss the @vamospeat.bsky.social recap of this week’s episode of RHOSLC? Because this episode is GOOD

It’s 39° and gloomy and I’m off work today, so I will be playing my switch all day and cuddling my dog thanks for asking

I’m hard

Seated for Heated Rivalry

While I love my in-laws, they leave my house today and I cannot wait to do unspeakable things to their son

Sorry if you see me being horny and wanting to fuck my mutuals. It’s just that I’m horny and would like to fuck my mutuals 🤷🏻

Watching sinners again and the things I would let Michael B Jordan do to me are illegal to even put into words

Had too much wine and want to *u** my husband but my in-laws are here and won’t leave us alone

So what underwear is everyone buying for Black Friday?

Looking forward to the thirst traps that reveal generational wealth oomfies 🤩

Almost time

Good morning, stream Audrey Hobert

Can’t wait for Julianne and Derek Hough to be off my screen for the next 9 months

Elphaba spotted in DC

If there's one thing about me is that I very much want to see all of you in your underwear

wicked: for good (2025)

I miss putting in my speedo on Saturday afternoons and having a cocktail in the pool

At this point watching #dwts should be considered self-harm with the amount of anger I feel when Derek Hough speaks

The way my balls are hanging while crawling into this hotel bed right now. They’re heavy and low.

Jersey your services are no longer required #RHORI

“I don’t kiss and tell” okay can you film it then or

West coast time has my central time ass ready to go to bed and it’s 6:22PM

if you save a person’s post you should have to give that person $5

Headed to Malibu for the weekend and there’s more here this came from if you’re a good boy and click here cash.app/$jwh829

How Hump Day finds me

I’ve started playing Disney Dreamlight Valley on my switch and it has completely consumed my spare time (this is not a complaint). I love my little character and planting/harvesting crops and completing all the little quests and decorating. Beats doomscrolling by a mile

more bulges on the feed please.

join the movement

Bugonia was one of the best movies I’ve watched all year.

I need a fat ass on my face rn

Currently