Going to a hookup turned friend’s wedding in a couple weeks and can’t wait for the inevitable question of “so, how do you know the grooms?”

They're quite literally pillaging the government.

Every Democrat—no, every person with any decency—should be a no show for the State of the Union. Thirsty Donald *hates* to be ignored.

My need for a vacation has never been stronger.

I’m personally stoked to see Wuthering Heights this weekend because I haven’t read that book since AP Lit in high school and don’t remember a damn thing that happens so I’m just there to watch Margot and Jacob be horny for each other.

Wow the exact same amount he was suing the IRS for. He just took it. Not only impeachable but [Redacted] as well.

This is a truly horrifying memo. It says that the policy of the US government will now be to proactively seek out and arrest likely tens of thousands of refugees who entered legally under Biden and subject them to detention, where they will be interrogated about their status.

This is such a read considering I’m not really balding at all

Wow.

I’m always very suspicious when non-news accounts post about Twitter being down. Like how do you know?

Retweet. But you also owe me a present.

Having to go to Williamsburg twice in one weekend

James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes. The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

The number of pictures I’ve taken in this hotel bathroom this week is unhealthy

If the US did what the French are doing right now, the effects on Twitter and Facebook would be enormous.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Why are so many gays asking what my Super Bowl plans are? Like I’m gonna be at a dance party entirely unaware of anything going on at a football game.

idk probably when me and my brother (also gay) started doing full length recreations of Broadway productions with our Barbie’s.

Something to think about before your next Amazon order

They just blindly shot through the fucking door. "Additional photographs show damage consistent with a bullet fragment lodged in a bedroom wall down the hallway — suggesting it traveled between a mattress and a portable crib in a room where several small children sleep."

Gooning to Food Network because I have cable in the hotel room

Shaved clean to do a little at home spa evening last night and feel like a child

Sugar and Spice could never.

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

Boosting! ICE just abandons the people they've illegally kidnapped sometimes thousands of miles from home. Help them get home.

I need someone to help me pick a thirst trap to post. They’re all just so unique and different.

New York Times covers the Economic Siege of Minnesota’s ICE occupation, a deliberate administration strategy to punish an entire blue locality. We need more national coverage alerting the nation to what’s next for them. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/b... (gift link)

Why are we always surprised every February when a giant guinea pig tells us it’s gonna be winter for six weeks longer? Like, no shit. It’s February.

Can Nikki Glaser just host everything?

I can’t tell if this is (albeit bad) PR for the Super Bowl half time show or not?

TEYANA TAYLOR?!? Excuse me 🥵

Sombr is Troye Sivan’s Waluigi.

Sabrina, you fucking icon, you.

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These are all Black people. The regime is betting that you wont care Jamael & Trahern the way you care about Alex & Renée

Are you fucking KIDDING me???

I know we love to shame people for armchair activism and only posting on socials but if I haven’t seen you post a damn thing but you’re extremely active on the internet, it’s a little bit like…

You must, and I do not say this lightly, watch this video. Sound on.

Random song that will make me shed a tear every time.