Gays and their trains

I cannot say this loudly enough: we need everyone to know what is happening at Delaney Hall. 300 detainees inside are on Day 7 of a hunger and labor strike as of today. ICE is beating, gassing, tasing and assaulting protestors outside every night, and it is getting worse.

I stand by the statement that most people look better with 75% less beard.

Went to Horse Meat London last night and ran into 3 people I knew. I love being gay.

Off to the London 🦅

See ya in the morning, London

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

Love that, at the age of 34 and zero skin issues my entire life, I have the acne of a teenager and 3 different dermatologists and multiple medications haven’t been able to figure it out after 2+ years.

I say this as someone who had to purchase this at a CVS last night and give my socks and underwear a whore’s bath in a hotel sink after I got stuck in Boston after what was supposed to be a day trip.

So if someone has American flags in their name/bio multiple times on the apps, that’s they’re way of signaling that they’re a republican, right??

3:30AM alarm to fly to Boston for a 1.5 hour meeting and my flight home keeps getting more and more delayed. (Before you come for me, taking the train wasn’t an option this time.)

I didn’t know REI was so freaky.

I say without hyperbole that this is the most brazenly corrupt action in US Presidential history. That it does not immediately lead to impeachment is a dangerous sign of how far the rule of law has declined.

Spritzes and mother

It’s just absolutely insane to watch them do this intentional sabotage thing right out in the open

Is everyone aware that you can simply choose to just not look at Instants on Instagram?

Can someone come rub my legs? I danced too much last night.

They're calling them the worst political instincts of all time

lol my rental in Dallas is a massive pickup truck. There is a more than 50% chance I hit something over the course of the next 3 days.

Last month 🎶

One day my body will let me sleep past 8AM even when I’ve gone to bed at 5.

Note to the gays- if you don’t have anything nice to say about the new Devil Wears Prada, at least wait a week or two until we’ve all seen it to share.

Hi friends! I’m walking in AIDS WALK NY on May 17th to raise money for GMHC which is an organization that supports those living with and affected with HIV & AIDS here in the NY metro area. I’m collecting a group bloomf donation via Venmo. If you want to contribute, my Venmo is halloimgreg!

imagine trying to explain this to someone from 1776

Sun is out. Blanket is laid. Edible is consumed. Fort Greene Park vibes are immaculate this evening.

The way this is EXACTLY where I have to go for work next week 😭

We did it, Joe.

Riding the train at 6AM with hundreds of runners and just know the normal commuters feel like this woman rn.

Might be the c*** d***. Might be the weather.

The sunglasses didn’t make it home last night🥲

Was really holding out hope that the forecast would clear up for Sunday but I am now forcing myself to accept that it’s going to be mid-40’s and rainy for my first-ever half.

Good morning

Opened my front door and my phone immediately knew.

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Had a friend run Boston in 3:22 today and he did not do an ounce of actual marathon training. Can I PLEASE get an ounce of that athleticism?

Guy with “masc dom” as his profile name holding two Pomeranians in his profile picture.

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X. I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!). So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

New Yorkers- have any of you used one of those at home IV services? I need a recommendation, there’s too many to pick from. I’m going out dancing Friday night and running a half on Sunday so need to expeditiously recover on Saturday. 😅

NYC study shows men are 2.6x more likely than women to bike to work. When protected bike lane coverage is high, women’s cycling rates rise significantly faster than men’s. When protected lanes are limited or fragmented, women’s participation drops sharply. Good bike investments give women choices.

Felt cute flying to Cleveland this morning even if my body feels like it’s deteriorating currently 🫠

Texting the youngest person I know to find out what a “khia asylum” is

More of this!

Follow up- growing increasingly concerned that I don’t have the energy in me for this 31 hour trip to Ohio for my nephew’s first birthday this weekend.

I simply do not have it in me today. My ability to feed the capitalism machine is at zero.

I know it’s a controversial opinion, but I’m brave enough to say it- a guy that smells good because he wears nice cologne is a turn ON

Going to London for the first time in a decade at the end of May. I welcome any and all recommendations. Touristy or not. (ft. baby Jake and Greg in London, March 2016)

There has been plague of 18 year olds trying to engage with me on the apps lately and I need it to stop.

burn it all down.

33,000 steps yesterday between my run and a DJ set. Who’s rubbing my legs this morning?