All I’ll say is that it got it right.

Going to a school musical at a private school that costs $70k a year tonight. Gonna find me a rich daddy to have an affair with.

Shame they can’t seem to pay most their workers a living wage. 🧐

Good morning I bring good news

I don’t know why but people who use my name frequently in text conversations make me uncomfortable. Like why are you ending every question with “,Greg?”

As the social planner of the couple, my job is to buy tickets to various events and only inform my husband that we’re going with about a week’s notice.

I’m always so jealous when I talk to Australians because it’s like “Oh, you’re one day closer to the weekend than me. That must be so nice!” fully knowing they have the same number of days in the week as me.

Thirst trap break

They updated the set times- headliner now goes on at 1:30

Was praying the DJ we’re seeing on Saturday would have a closer but they just released set times and they are the closer playing from 3-5AM.

Listening to Berghain by Rosalía, Björk, and Yves Tumor on repeat this morning

Took an edible and went to target

Found out today that Gmail quietly added a thing where AI scraps all your emails, including attachments. Disabling it is easy but, of course, buried. Here's how: www.instagram.com/reels/DQ7b8o...

Discovered the magic that is the West Elm Outlet in Brooklyn today.

I promise you don’t need to look at my Scruff profile multiple times a day, it didn’t change since you did that yesterday.

Apartment lobby playing Padam Padam this morning. Happy Friday, 🚬s

Got weighed at the doctor earlier today while still fully clothed and they didn’t subtract a few pounds before putting it in the system.

It is taking EVERYTHING in me not to message him right now.

Liking everyone post about Mamdani winning

An absolutely lovely day to vote!

I wish there was a way to mute Instagram posts after a certain number of story shares. Like I am aware Jonathan Bailey is the Sexiest Man Alive and am very team JB, I just don’t need to see every last story of the People post.

Us snoozy humans are hit particularly hard this time of year, please bear with us as we struggle to adjust.

Now taking recommendations for non-AirPod headphones. My AirPods randomly refuse to connect to my phone and I have to factory reset them and go through this lengthy process roughly every six months that usually involves a trip the Apple Store and I refuse to deal with it anymore.

Gay from Texas trying to tell me why I shouldn’t vote for Mamdani

Drunk dancing. I mean, I did show up to Basement at midnight on Halloween/November 1st so that tracks…

Just three bros who went out dancing

Setting a goal for myself to do more simple acts of kindness for strangers (and people I know). With how depressing the world is right now, I really gotta shift my mindset towards community building even in the most trivial seeming scenarios.

With SNAP/EBT cuts looming I highly recommend downloading this app! Basically restaurants and other food businesses will have available bags of random food they don’t wanna waste for ppl to buy for hella cheap! This has saved me sooooo many times when I only have $5 and need some food.

After traveling for the last 21 days, I have never been so happy to see my couch.

Work travel means drinking with straight men who use these trips as an excuse to get drunk while away from their families.

Got called a racist because I didn’t respond to someone whose only message to me was a picture of their dick.

What is it about baggage claims that bring out the most annoying qualities in people?

I just know my first edible in 2.5 weeks is gonna hit like something specialllllll tonight.

2 people have posted about using Twitter in the last several hours.

Started on accutane as a last resort because I have some sort of non-acne acne that no dermatologist could truly figure out and now I’m rapidly losing my hair.

Saw some cliffs today

Had to resist the urge to pull off the side of the road every half mile during our drive earlier today but every so often the urge was just too strong. Ireland; your weather is crazy and roads are tiny, but damn those views…

The British Museum is out of control

I never know how to respond to being compared to Haley Joel Osment (and it happens often)

We don’t talk about how good this movie is.

3 days of all day meetings followed by after-work work activities call for a Friday afternoon nap.

Truly addicted to reading reviews for Poof 🥺

Kinda want a tattoo as a souvenir from Paris but Jake might murder me if I get 3rd in as many months.

Violently stoned at the airport bar bonding with the very heterosexual middle aged man next to me over our love of Aperol Spritzes. *he ordered a Mich Ultra because he didn’t trust they could make a good one here, he was right.

I’m bringing 2 suitcases and my backpack for my trip so I reallllly don’t want to take to the subway but it’s just so much quicker than taking a car nowadays with all the construction chaos at JFK.

Dunkin essentially doubling the number of points it takes to get a free cold brew is going to be my 13th reason.

I leave for 3 weeks of travel on Thursday and I am not ready in any facet of my life for it.

Just got double vaxxed and have a work offsite for the next 3 days.

Every Saturday morning I wake up and get to play pharmacist by organizing all my pills into their daily little holders like a proper little mentally ill gay boy.

Was going to log off early for the weekend and then I got a bombshell call at 4:02PM.