Been sayin’ for many years…

The original Zuton’s version of “Valerie” will never leave my head. Recommend it to everyone.

Monday being a little rough with you? Take the edge off with my latest Let's Get Soft column, which takes a hard look at Air Supply's "The One That You Love" album: www.jefitoblog.com/lets-get-sof...

I keep all my Dallas Stars opinions to myself… but I bet you can suss them out.

Fucking hilarious every NFL slurper is out here telling us how genius the Ty Simpson pick is when we all know it was pure nepotism and it will crush the Rams’ Super Bowl chances this year.

“No,” said Frog.

I love the local Growler. Kid outside trying to get dad’s attention. Dad on phone, drinking a beer, “I have to get this work stuff done. This is going to pay for…”

Lambo? Check. Illegally Modded truck? Check. Wee blonde white women wearing tactical pants driving truck? Check. All happening in a TJ Maxx? Check. I’ll give you one guess and one guess is all you’ll need to know which state this TJ Maxxing happened in.

Just waiting for the Jon Bois meme…

It’s the Playoffs. Let Gritty have a gun.

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All this HBO hype about “The Assembly Cut” is not going to trick me into watching Alien 3 again. It’s a shit Alien movie and a shit movie, period. Fuck everyone who decided to kill Newt and Hicks.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Oh God, accidentally sat next to four middle-aged Lakewood tech bros talking about startups, angel investors, and comparing their ranches. There hasn’t been a break in them talking over each other for 15 minutes.

Thank GOD for the Taylor Sheridan Cinematic Universe otherwise our white dads would have absolutely nothing to talk to us about/have to go to therapy.

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Shaka, when the walls fell.”

Ironwood Daily Globe, 1954. I like her priorities. www.newspapers.com/article/iron...

This guy’s a dick. Tried to get a high five and he turned his back on me #NotALizardBro

So the big studios are abandoning the US and turning the staff workers into contractors to get out paying for healthcare. The United States is losing one of its defining industries because of not having universal healthcare and the people are going to be even more vulnerable to the industry.

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Just catching my offline friends up on the day’s news

OK, new task for NASA and the team that fast-tracked the COVID vaccine: clone AOC. We’re gonna need at least 30 of her.

OK, Springsteen and Tom Morello doing “Clampdown?” Mighta got chills.

Would love for you to bring some of your energy to our situation, Mr. President.

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

historic rejection of JD Vance

JUST IN: Viktor Orban conceded his defeat in Hungary. The far-right leader & Trump ally will no longer be prime minister. What remains to be seen is the size of his defeat — and whether the opposition wins a supermajority to amend the constitution and reverse Orban’s rule.

Man, this is great. A pleasant over-produced AOR hit I always liked, but this live version cooks. So much energy, and the drummer is killing it. Not to mention the keys guy. I love that era when they were constantly fiddling with their Fairlights mid-song. Midnight Special remains undefeated.

Don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with the moon. Who wants to deal with this bullshit? youtu.be/cj7LEAq7Y_I?...

lower the flags to half mast 🫡🫡

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Motherhubbards out here eating “ramp”.

I know it’s unrealistic, but I wish the Russini thing would be the spark that takes down the entire NFL pundit infrastructure. From reporters, insiders, hosts, commentators to announcers, there are better people available and we deserve them.

Can I just say, if William Fichtner is in your movie, your movie is good

Tremors is a perfect movie.

Finally muted Followill. I appreciate his history on The Ticket. I appreciate his history with the greatest era of The Mavericks. But he has now proven to be nothing but a corporate climber. He has no issue working for the worst people on the planet. He has options he chose not to take.

Keep thinking about the crews of Challenger and Discovery. I hope their souls are justified today.

This person* gets me. *who just sent me seven detailed replies.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

News used to be better

Obsessed with this song. youtu.be/rIuMpwQK6D4?... Five stars; all-timer.

Good god, my car reeks of updog.