Hello from New Hampshire. Dunkin’ Donuts is ass.

Its current major storyline has finally reached the stage where people stop keeping stupid secrets, which helped make last week's #GH fairly fun. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

Its current major storyline has finally reached the stage where people stop keeping stupid secrets, which helped make last week's #GH fairly fun. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

If you wonder why I choose to write thousands of words a week about "General Hospital," I don't blame you; I wonder myself sometimes. But then something like this comes along to offer a delightfully bonkers reminder of longform serial drama's unique narrative potential.

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

Last week's #GH was pretty skippable overall, but it had its moments. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it all down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

Hey so if you're in the USA, the FCC is floating the idea of making shows put a warning up if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph saying this is messed up would help a lot! You gpt less than a week. Submit your comment by May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...

My latest Blindspotting column offers a first-timer's perspective on Iggy Pop's "The Idiot" — an album I ultimately found easy to respect, but hard to enjoy: www.jefitoblog.com/blindspottin...

Last week's #GH was pretty skippable overall, but it had its moments. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks it all down: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

100% agree. My brother and I had ridden our bikes downtown to see MEGAFORCE, and we actually looked at each other about 20 minutes in, said, "This sucks," and left.

Oh man. I think mine might have been MEGAFORCE (1982). It promises every single ingredient that should add up to a great time for an eight-year-old kid at the movies, but is actually one of the dullest “action” films ever made.

My latest Nielsens column looks back at what we were (and weren't) watching this week in 1986, including a certain all-star sequel miniseries led by one Patrick Swayze: www.jefitoblog.com/the-nielsens...

This #GH column was delayed by Mother's Day, which is fitting, because last week's show was driven by a lot of mom-related action: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

My latest Nielsens column looks back at what we were (and weren't) watching this week in 1986, including a certain all-star sequel miniseries led by one Patrick Swayze: www.jefitoblog.com/the-nielsens...

This #GH column was delayed by Mother's Day, which is fitting, because last week's show was driven by a lot of mom-related action: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

In which the mighty @milesklee.bsky.social points at the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine like Donald Sutherland in the closing moments of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and eloquently, persuasively argues that it is "a reminder that we are not meant to play god": flaminghydra.com/issue-559/

My new blog post explores a bizarre flap over the bodies of a lost tribe of ancient 8-foot-tall giants that thrilled newspaper readers in December 1930. “Traces of a Prehistoric Race of Supermen”: The Real Story of the Soyopa “Giants” jasoncolavito.substack.com/p/traces-of-...

Objectively hilarious. Are we certain this world we're living in is real?

Great googly moogly, would you look at all these incredible 1976-themed mixes? Whatever your musical mood might be, the madman @alanranta.bsky.social has you covered. Dig in:

It was a scattered week of random asides and wheel-spinning on #GH, but things look like they're about to pick up. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

Monday being a little rough with you? Take the edge off with my latest Let's Get Soft column, which takes a hard look at Air Supply's "The One That You Love" album: www.jefitoblog.com/lets-get-sof...

It was a scattered week of random asides and wheel-spinning on #GH, but things look like they're about to pick up. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/05/crit...

Monday being a little rough with you? Take the edge off with my latest Let's Get Soft column, which takes a hard look at Air Supply's "The One That You Love" album: www.jefitoblog.com/lets-get-sof...

I had a great time. Can’t recommend these guys highly enough!

"Why are all the journalists laid off now" this is why. Pretty simple.

Last week's #GH sent a couple of young lovebirds to New York for "Aladdin" on Broadway, but in all other respects, these episodes were not a whole new world. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

Last week's #GH sent a couple of young lovebirds to New York for "Aladdin" on Broadway, but in all other respects, these episodes were not a whole new world. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

Yes please. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

A brilliant piece of writing, and one I read not as vicious per se, or at least not *all* vicious — it's also an urgent, earnest plea to understand the value of engaging with the world.

Have you ever wondered what happened to Louie Louie after he scored a Top 20 hit in 1990 with "Sittin' in the Lap of Luxury"? Probably not! But I'm here to tell the story anyway: www.jefitoblog.com/the-one-afte...

Have you ever wondered what happened to Louie Louie after he scored a Top 20 hit in 1990 with "Sittin' in the Lap of Luxury"? Probably not! But I'm here to tell the story anyway: www.jefitoblog.com/the-one-afte...

Last week's #GH included some tearful blackmail, some sloppy spy work, and a baby. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks down the highs, lows, and many in betweens: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

Last week's #GH included some tearful blackmail, some sloppy spy work, and a baby. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime breaks down the highs, lows, and many in betweens: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

"I think it's important to try a little harder — I'm scolding myself now — to remember that things get better while they get worse, that one is not happening at the exclusion of the other. I can't live any kind of acceptable life while fetishizing the past." www.patreon.com/posts/on-fet...

A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...

Soap fans know that whenever someone gets behind the wheel of a car, an accident is about to happen. Last week's #GH indulged in that trope, as well as a few others: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

Soap fans know that whenever someone gets behind the wheel of a car, an accident is about to happen. Last week's #GH indulged in that trope, as well as a few others: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

I am basically in this situation right now, and let me tell you, it rules

Why not just listen to a rock tumbler?

There's an emotionally poignant boner joke, a thing that shouldn't be possible

Last week's #GH forced us to reset the show's "Days Without a Long-Lost Twin Incident" counter back to zero. Read all about it right here: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

Last week's #GH forced us to reset the show's "Days Without a Long-Lost Twin Incident" counter back to zero. Read all about it right here: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/04/crit...

Last week's #GH was close to perfect. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime urges you to see for yourself: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...

Check out Jeff's thoughts on last week's #GH

Last week's #GH was close to perfect. My latest for Diagnosis Daytime urges you to see for yourself: diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...

Joan Collins with the slowest motion fall. The men in costume. The marbles. Lots to unpack here.

While last week's #GH didn't accomplish much, it did include a pregnancy scare, a little in flagrante delicto, and a comically stupid assassination attempt. Read all about it! diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...

While last week's #GH didn't accomplish much, it did include a pregnancy scare, a little in flagrante delicto, and a comically stupid assassination attempt. Read all about it! diagnosisdaytime.blogspot.com/2026/03/crit...

the age of fun dirtbag first amendment warrior al goldstein is over. the age of fun dirtbag first amendment warrior afroman has begun