“The royal family is essential for tourism” THE BIGGEST TOURIST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD IS FRANCE AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID

🎵The grand old duke of york 🎵 He got ten thousand years

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

I'm trying to make sure that i challenge my opinions. I don't want to turn into a reactionary old man, and I welcome viewpoints that may differ from mine. So, would anyone like to explain why Harry Styles curating Meltdown isn't a giant pile of bollocks?

Today's show now on Mixcloud for your pleasure. A Warp Records special - tried to not go to heavy on the obvious choices. Full TL in the next post. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Today's show now on Mixcloud for your pleasure. A Warp Records special - tried to not go to heavy on the obvious choices. Full TL in the next post. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Will be doing a @warprecords.bsky.social special on Twitch tomorrow - all vinyl + FX, all Warp, 2pm on twitch.tv/ursamal archived on Mixcloud afterwards.

Last nightt's show now up on Mixcloud - all over the place, from Photek to Julia Kent to Michael Jackson to Manhattans to Laurel Halo to Tito Rodriguez. Full TL in the next comment... www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Last nightt's show now up on Mixcloud - all over the place, from Photek to Julia Kent to Michael Jackson to Manhattans to Laurel Halo to Tito Rodriguez. Full TL in the next comment... www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Going liver on twitch.tv/ursamal with underprepared vinyl nonsense. 2-4pm ish.

British English is so interesting sometimes, it has lots of unique vernacular like “bangers” for sausages, “bishy-barney-bee” for ladybird, and “master of the dark arts” for “compromised politician who’s best friends with a billionaire pedophile”

Enjoying watching the arsenal/chelsea match, and the one guy in the crowd who's too close to the stadium mics.

Yesterday's show online at www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove... - goes from Mike Oldfield to The Fear Ratio via the Severance soundtrack, disco, glitchy dnb, IDM and lots of other nonsense. TL in the next comment.

Going live on twitch.tv/ursamal in an hour. Currently playing the Severance s2 soundtrack so expect...spooky pianos?

RIP. Today is a sad day. youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...

live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal now - underprepared and tired. Anyone fancy a dance?

Yesterday's show now online - not the neatest mixing i've ever done, but it's Monday, be grateful you're getting anything. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove... TL in the next post

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Scott Adams is dead, long live Gary Larson

Yesterday's show now online - not the neatest mixing i've ever done, but it's Monday, be grateful you're getting anything. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove... TL in the next post

Live on twitch.tv/ursamal in 40 minutes. Pre-warning - there may be Enya.

YESSSSSSSSSSS #thefootball

Today a friend and I had lunch and discovered the true form of liquid categorisation. Join me on a journey of stupidity.

Yesterday's show now archived - two hours of vinyl messing about including Gil Scott Heron, Nils Frahm, Peaches, Lady Blackbird, Actress and more. Full TL in the next post. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Just watching Fallout s2e3 - there's a cameo to cheer me up!

Yesterday's show now archived - two hours of vinyl messing about including Gil Scott Heron, Nils Frahm, Peaches, Lady Blackbird, Actress and more. Full TL in the next post. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

The world is falling apart, but I have records, and will be playing them on twitch.tv/ursamal from 2pm UK time.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Earlier this week, we had to say goodbye to our cat Grizelda. I know everyone thinks their pet is special, but she really was a special cat. I have never known an animal with such character, such sass, and such ability to immediately win you over. If she wanted to. This will be a long thread.

Earlier this week, we had to say goodbye to our cat Grizelda. I know everyone thinks their pet is special, but she really was a special cat. I have never known an animal with such character, such sass, and such ability to immediately win you over. If she wanted to. This will be a long thread.

Live on twitch.tv/ursamal in ten minutes. I appear to be feeling moderately funky today - Jimmy Edgar, Mass Production, Bob James, Nicolette and Bob James lined up for the first hour, let's see what happens after that.

Totally failed to post my show from the weekend - Donna Summer, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Roni Size, GoGo Penguin, Actress, Bob Jones, Shackleton...quite a mix for two hours. All vinyl, unplanned, through FX and loopers, every sunday. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove... Full TL in next comment.

Totally failed to post my show from the weekend - Donna Summer, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Roni Size, GoGo Penguin, Actress, Bob Jones, Shackleton...quite a mix for two hours. All vinyl, unplanned, through FX and loopers, every sunday. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove... Full TL in next comment.

Dear Bluesky. Please help settle a minor instance of a long-running argument. In the attached picture, does Homer look green? (...we can't do polls on here, right?)

Watching Pluribus. John Cena has turned up. He's in everything these days isn't he?

Quick trip down to the record fair in Dundee. Bought too many records to justify this close to christmas. Will be playing them in half an hour on www.twitch.tv/ursamal Come keep me company and look at the pretty lights.

I love how we all try to reason with cats like they're at all willing to cooperate with us.

It's a trade off isn't it, being on here and not on Twitter any more? On one hand, i'm not supporting fascists, or being bombarded by companies trying to sell me stuff. On the other hand, I lose the ability to publicly complain about a company....

Yesterday's show is now online, tracklisting in the next comment with Alt Text. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Yesterday's show is now online, tracklisting in the next comment with Alt Text. www.mixcloud.com/ursa/hangove...

Will be live on Twitch in about 30 mins. Vinyl + FX playing laid back interesting music for a sunday... www.twitch.tv/ursamal?sr=a

Will be live on Twitch in about 30 mins. Vinyl + FX playing laid back interesting music for a sunday... www.twitch.tv/ursamal?sr=a

Much better than stealing heavy stuff like gold. This way, you have less cargo.

all you can eat gyoza buffet

Just saw the list of gritter names for this year and they have outdone themselves These always make me smile

I much prefer travelling by train rather than flying. Even though it's slower. Even though it's more expensive. By why is it always so shit? Just being kicked off the train at Carlisle. No idea how we're supposed to continue the journey. Apparnetly LNER won't be accepting southbound tickets, so

What are they planning to do with the valuables? Take them to Cash Converters? Stick them on Vinted?