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Now will Mone now repay the amount ordered?

Sun is shining. Dugs have been walked and are gradually winding down. Time for a wee drive and a roast dinner. Autumn Sundays are my favourite Sundays *picture of dogs for cuteness #JackNVictor

Hey Starmer, well done in providing access to everyone’s data to the creepy billionaire villain, hanging around with Epstein. After throwing a state visit for another of Epstein’s friends. Hosted by the brother of another of his good pals. At least you fired Mandelson, 3rd times a charm eh

Reform party, taking bribes, to benefit Russia. In other news, water still wet

Ooft someone must’ve been missing his Allen key when assembling

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They’re going to do it, and OUR fucking leaders are going to allow it to happen. We know this is sanctioned murder. The eradication of an entire people. And not one nation, not one leader, has stepped in, thrown forces to defend these people’s right to exist, to live, to love

I’d like to think I’ve raised one of these defiant young women. She is confident, self assured and supremely aware of her worth. As she fucking should be

No immigrant has ever sacked me, or cut my wages, or offshored my job, or closed my hospital, or stopped my mum's disability benefits, or crashed the economy. Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.

I have not woken up ready to face this week at all. I wish we could all just wear those wee jackets that rescue dogs wear. “Do not approach” “Definitely do not pet” 😂 It would make starting the week/day/everyday, all day interactions so much easier

I started to move my living room & kitchen around a bit. I’ve now realised that nothing fits other than in their starting positions and now I have to put it all back. I do this approx every 3 mths or so, always with a cunning plan and always with the same outcome

Think about just how atrocious the Epstein Files myst be when combined with all the actions Trump has so far taken to change the narrative #IDoStandWithKimbert #DontStopAboutEpstein

Good morning These wee shites got up at 4.30am and this is the state of them. The state of me would haunt yer dreams! #HaufShutKnife #TooAuld

The Dutch rip the hell out of Donald Trump and Disney for the ridiculous Jimmy Kimmel firing. This is what you call Free Speech, Trump.

Now what was that about weaponising the Justice Department that fat orange fuck has been bleating about for the last 8 odd fucking years???!??

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Anyone else notice Hilary Benn wince there at mention of the ECHR?

Our State Broadcaster is force feeding us fascism

Joy Reid is absolutely right. Their anger and rage will never be satiated. No action is ever enough. That’s why appeasement doesn’t work. These ideas need to be shameful again.

I’m a housing officer in a deprived area in Scotland and the area that I cover has its challenges, but I have never been ashamed of it. They are trying to organise a protest against migrants. There is literally no foundation for their gripe. None. It’s a complete nonsense and I am disgusted

WAPO is dead. If a columnist cannot directly quote the subject’s words then WTF happened to journalism and truth? If they find quoting the man’s own words following his death distasteful, then perhaps those same words were also distasteful when he was alive

Everyone needs to stop looking sideways & down! We need to look up 👀 Our frustration , our rage, our fear. It feeds the beast.

In light of Peter Mandelson being dropped as Ambassador due to close ties to Epstein When will Peter Mandelson be removed from the House of Lords?

Well said Stephen Flynn. Fuck you Starmer! I prefer my representatives to have a fully functional moral compass, not one who dismisses the outrage at having afternoon tea with a genocidal maniac as ‘student politics’.

That’s their fucking ‘alpha’?? A decrepit old fart, who doesn’t even have the wit to address & diffuse some mean remarks in real time. these amoeba brained arsewipes think he’s capable of hugely complex geopolitics when he stands & shits himself when faced with a handful of angry women?

Is Kaye Adams seriously conducting a phone in about Saltire flags??!? She works for an organisation that promotes the flag shagging antics of the racist, knuckledragging, hotel shouting, roundabout painting rightwing. Surely they’re not trying to conflate the two? Surely not

After Chicago, he’s going to Baltimore This isn’t normal. We should all be paying very close attention to how he’s treating his opposition at home.

Farage throws accusations, incites his rabble to riot over misleading information. He whines because he has to be the victim. When did a public school boy, slimy agitator, whose every idea and policy has proven to be utter dogshit, become the champion of the working class?

Whispers *that's the French flag mate*

Why it must be catching because these wee shites have done nothing but test their voices all chuffin day!

Just saw about #IanMurray Hahahhhaaaaahhhhhaahah That’s cheered me right up

It’s 8.00am and for most of today I will be manifesting 5.00pm

Douglas Alexander on #SkyNews being grilled on Rayners tax situation. The man was ordered to pay back £50k in fiddled expenses last time he was in Westminster. I don’t think he’s the best person to ask about such things

I love that he sat in front of Congress with his big frog face on and had his arse handed to him before running away, to tongue the orange rancid ring #FarRightFanny

Frogface looking a bit sheepish. Raskin has probably seen the intel in the Russian interference in the Brexit vote. It would have been gathered during the Obama administration

Absolutely this ⬇️ People are always looking sideways or down for folk to blame for the shit state of affairs. We all need to look up and start demanding changes. Wealth tax, appropriate corporation tax. Increased wages.

While bills rise and Westminster sits back, I am focusing on your priorities. We ended peak rail fares to make your commute cheaper - putting more money in your pocket. That’s the difference the SNP makes. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Radio 4’s PM programme managed an entire piece on ways to make rail ticket pricing more straightforward without so much as a nod to the fact that the Scottish Government has introduced flat pricing on trains *LITERALLY TODAY* Chapeau to the BBC for such stratospheric levels of myopia

It’s official. Soup & jumper season is here and I couldn’t be happier about it #CosyClub

#SkyNews stop both sides(ing) this issue. Those mouthbreathers voted Brexit and cut off the UK from cooperation with our closest neighbours. We need immigration, most claims are upheld and the folk out ‘protesting’ each day aren’t exactly racing to their 9-5’s. They are racists plain & simple

Religion. Believe what you want if it gives you comfort and a compassionate, humane code of conduct to live your life. But don't impose your, Beliefs, Ritual, Chants, Incantations, Thou shalt, Though shalt not's on others whether they want it or not. Then everybody will rub along fine.

Strange that he applied for a German passport after the Brexit vote that he campaigned so strongly for & that has now plunged the UK into the largest act of self destruction if he hates Europe so much 🤔 Almost as though he’s just a self interested prick

If his hand gets any blacker, he's not going to let it vote.

This, this and absolutely this ⬇️

What has the #ECHR ever done for us? A LOT Here's the FACTS

Same happens here, then they blame the migrants who have nothing for everything going to shit. Then the knuckledraggers, with their bubbling bias get so easily manipulated into blaming the vulnerable that they make tits of themselves and shame everyone with their disgusting actions. #FarRightUK

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

Prick on SkyNews trying to justify protesting hotels that house the most vulnerable because he fucked up, got himself charged, lost his job and ended up homeless. But he saw some African families receiving housing before he did so there’s that. Racist dicks

Why is it that advertisers can sell anything to anyone whilst quoting endorsement from ‘experts’, but when real experts in a chosen field advise the public they’re suddenly demonised and everyone then ‘does their own research’ ?