This is absolute nonsense *BEZOS: US DOESN'T HAVE A REVENUE PROBLEM, IT HAS A SPENDING ONE

this video is amazing. there were people gathered and ready to celebrate in the first half of the City game while I took the coward's route of blocking it all out.

Arsenal winning the league is great but it didn't solve all of my problems. They should try winning the Champions League as well, just in case.

4 hours of sleep. Woke up and almost teared up but I have a headache and a big smile on my face.

MLS says a stopped clock would “improve consistency and fan understanding.” For example, stopping play could help fans understand that Continental is the smart choice in tires

This is it... www.instagram.com/reel/DYjG9Ee...

he hasn't had any sleep. partied through the night.

This is the only title race Pep lost in 10 years.

It happened

think I might have watched every video on the Internet within reach. starting on the podcasts.

At a loss for words. I have a deck to finish tonight but I'm happy.

ETA application approved. See you at the parade.

When you think of the unlimited resources and bigger budgets other clubs have and the rules some have broken to achieve their success, this is a point that rarely gets acknowledged when judging Arsenal's performances over the last 30 years.

Never in doubt ❤️ ❤️

😭😭😭😭😭

CHAMPIONS

I'm trying to watch the Chelsea - Spurs game instead but the score line of the other game is on the screen. Don't want to look. If I can't see it, it can't hurt me.

Why didn't they try holding a lengthy press conference to explain that spying is just one small part of their compulsive match prep and doesn't actually help much

Tonda Eckert looks like a Bond villain

Perfect

"Don't draw conclusions," the mayor says. "Ignore the video on Facebook of a 75-yo Black woman being beaten to death," says the mayor. The mayor adds, "The police who just killed a guy yesterday for being too crazy for them have the real video that will make it clear she needed to be beat to death."

I'm like 95% certain it will all go to shit on Sunday cause there is a vengeful god and he wants to punish me in the worst way possible

For 30+ years, recent college grads had lower unemployment than the broader workforce. That reversed in the 2020s. Today, recent grads are at 5.6% vs. all workers at 4.2%. My @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Chart:

Lmao

I've had one for 5 years and I can't imagine living without it

"What if our best athletes played soccer?"

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

Peak Heart Rate @ West Ham: 172 bpm Peak Heart Rate today: 109 bpm My fitbit keeps the score

You always want to be the guy who replaces the guy who had to replace THE GUY

Just 6 more nightmares

Sir, another graduation ceremony in which the students booed AI has dropped. "College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names" (via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)

Opta has Arsenal at 85% to win the league and 60% to win at Crystal Palace on Sunday. If City win tomorrow, do the odds of winning the league drop overnight from 85% to ~ 75%?

Neymar?

Burnley's last shot was at 57' It wasn't the most scintillating second half but Arsenal's ability to put the clamps on a team from threatening is as good as any team and probably better. 1 more win.

No goal difference. Win on Sunday.

Ødegaard told him to meet him outside

It wasn't a red card challenge for Kai. And it wasn't a penalty. There's nothing to even out

Only four players have more assists in the Premier League for Arsenal than Bukayo Saka. Tonight's was his 50th in the competition. 94 Bergkamp 74 Henry 70 Cesc 54 Ozil 50 Saka

Aged 24 years and 255 days today, Bukayo Saka is the second youngest player in Premier League history to register both 50+ goals and 50+ assists, behind only Wayne Rooney (24 years, 84 days). (Opta)

Pep is leaving

Jaidon Anthony is trying too hard for an Hale Ender

Remember when Robin Van Persie was shown a second yellow card for shooting after the whistle?

Find a way to complain about THAT one

Kai!

that wasn't a penalty

Was side-eyeing that while on my call and it seemed more feisty than it needed to be