Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.

What happens when the best two teams in the world collide? We just found out. Before last night, Bayern had conceded 3+ xG in a single game just six times in the ENTIRE Opta database. That's now 7, after Arsenal blew them away. Our analysis: theanalyst.com/articles/ars...

Bayern’s open play final third passing against Arsenal. It’s like there was a force field stopping the ball getting into the box

Even worse than it seems, given that Irish GDP figures are essentially meaningless.

one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!" my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times

Today's migration stats illustrate the migration doom loop in action... (from my presentation at the IMF last week)

The pictures in this article about Wojciech Szczęsny are incredible gq.pl/ludzie/gwiaz...

No. The correct way to understand this is to stop trying to make things fit together. You can watch different people playing Sherlock Holmes, in entirely different stories, without trying to make it add up. Stories are a dressing up box, not a jigsaw.

Last season: Liverpool replace a beloved manager, squad doesn't change, team stays good This season: Liverpool replace key players while others age into their mid-thirties, manager doesn't change, team gets worse Clearly the manager is the issue here

The Labour government said they would massively cut immigration. They have succeeded. The people who hated them, still hate them. The national conversation is still entirely about immigration, and completely toxic. Completely foreseeable, completely foreseen.

the captaincy group after today looks like: Odegaard > Saka > Gabriel > Rice > Merino. Gabriel Jesus probably in there somewhere when he plays.

This is cool. Cloudflare generates random numbers for encryption by taking a photo of a wall of lava lamps and converting the image to a number www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

Gabriel was with the bench at the weekend and today, not with the injured guys. Maybe he isn't as injured?

What is Saliba doing with his arms?

Streetcars crawling up Spadina. Note the left turning cars taking priority over the streetcar.

Arteta has the injured guys giving the team a guard of honor after the games this week.

Arsenal.

Full time analysis

Gabriel Martinelli now has 11 goals in European competition for Arsenal, bringing him level with Dennis Bergkamp, Robert Pires and John Radford. #ARSBAY

Congratulations to Noni Madueke, the 546th Arsenal player to score a first team competitive goal for the club. (HT @hente_afsc) thearsenalcollection.org.uk?p=37683

5 - Arsenal have won their first five matches in a UEFA Champions League season for the first time since 2005-06, the season in which they reached their only final in the competition. They are the only side with a 100% record in the Champions League this season. Marching.

The Madueke badge tap, brother may I ask one more favour of you for Sunday?

Sweet nights

Sweet days

i hadn't even finished all the NLD content yet

Vincent Kompany dressed like a fisherman who has come ashore unexpectedly.

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Noni!

One of these teams is Aston Villa who have turned it around and are on the right track, the other is Tottenham who are a mess and not good. It's quite funny how sequences of results make a huge difference to the stories we tell. I don't know if there is actually that much sperating these teams.

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The nicest thing you can say about Arsenal is they can make any game boring

I guess nobody is brave enough to tell Manuel Neuer how bad his mustache is.

Saliba followed Kane into the Bayern box

Former Arsenal defender Pascal Cygan says he intends to send a signed jersey to Zohran Mamdani after being name-checked by the newly elected New York City mayor during an interview on the Adam Friedland show this week. More from @adamcrafton.bsky.social 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...

Nwaneri should be starting this game.

The pre-match show on CBS is sponsored by plaque psoriasis and psoriatic arthritis medication.

Could also be a 4-3-3 with Bergvall upfront and Gray in midfield

MLS, Mosquera only changes. Odegaard back.

Are they more suited to the Champions league than the league this season?

California Republican suddenly supporting a national partisan gerrymandering ban. IT’S GAME THEORY BABY THINK OF THE STRATEGERY, WE PLAYING DEFECT-DEFECT NOT DEFECT-COOPERATE, IT’S TIT FOR TAT, CONSIDER THE INCENTIVES

scary but I also don't think it's outrageous. We're that good and no one else has shown they can keep up yet. Chelsea are next man up.

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

On budget day, think of George Ward Hunt, who delivered his only budget in 1868. On arriving in the Commons he discovered that he'd left his speech behind, & had to run home to get it while MPs sat grumbling in the Chamber. That is why chancellors show the red box to journalists before setting out

People are talking a lot about Woke 2 but ESG 2 also rises

This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention

An agent describing the team as a ‘boat driven by itself’ is pretty damning and echoes what Jonas said when he departed

Bruna Caroline Ferreira, a Brazil native and the mother of Leavitt's nephew, was arrested near Boston on November 12, her attorney, Todd Pomerleau, told CNN. https://cnn.it/49FElI3

After Biden commuted the sentences of 37 men on federal death row last year, the Trump administration is retaliating by sending them to the supermax. Prisoners are locked in cells smaller than a parking space 22-24 hours a day. One prisoner told me he fears he won't make it out alive. My latest: