they recently watched "Airplane!" and blamed this man's *acting performance* on Tylenol.

Albums-We-Adore: Maxwell's debut album 'Maxwell's Urban Hang Suite' (1996). Do you love it too? album.ink/MaxwellUHS

i'm hip i'm down the last time i said "carbohydrates" instead of the very hip and very now "carbs"; trust, that was a long long time ago indeed

you say it's a mannequin, i say no kin of mine would dress like that

did you see that you are beautiful even through your tears have you felt loss, misery, pain have your efforts gone for naught, not for gain and yet… did you know you are magical in spite of all your fears will you rise from your premature burial will you show us you are brave

soft september sunsets warm winds whistle another apple pie for another day gone by

some digital art. it has been a long time since i've wanted to sketch. i hope it'll not be so long until the next time.

hi i liked my outfit ok love you bye

I lived right through my attempted suicide anniversary on Tuesday and didn't even remember it. It was 9/9/09. That day changed my life for the better bc I got hospitalized, diagnosed with schizophrenia finally and avoided homelessness bc hospital found me a group home

if someone came at me rn w/ a chicken salad sandwich i'd be astounded but also pleased very pleased

Sometimes there’s just a cup. Sitting there.

they've never done me wrong

on bsky we love baseball and maybe some other things starting with a "b". they might rhyme with "Gabe's", "bonds", and "newbs".

"the upper low will continue to bring pockets of vorticity* to the area tonight and the threat of thunderstorms will continue."** ah if only the thunderstorms believed more in themselves *vorticity: a whirling motion of fluid or air **excerpted from the NOAA forecast discussion for Los Angeles, CA

thrash upon me with various breads and cakes so that i know im alive

How are YOU celebrating Tori Amos‘s birthday today?

deleted my phone's contacts to once again feel the rush of the ringing roulette: answering a landline phone in the pre-Cambrian

what do an elephant and sycophant have in common? they're both phantastic.

Trying to get the FBI's attention. Just to be someone's most wanted.

i'm near your pet bird and i have just one question: did your cockatiel just cop a feel?

afar, afield, far- flung: your cares scattered on the wind like a lark

talk to me of your loves lost and won tell me of how you felt when first you had one how you reacted upon first seeing snow or has that happened yet, i want to know say something about what you'd love to do there's more to be done before we're through

you might wish to seek your fame on new land you might stake your claim whereas if nobody knows my name nor from under which rock i came you and i, we'll have lived the same

exiting the womb talkin bout: "i never subscribed to this mailing list"

Beautiful Red Tail Hawk on the course today. Caught him resting, and in flight.

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

"Hobbit" is a portmanteau of hobo and rabbit.

sorry for getting my telescope out of my closet after you took your underwear off.

fuck it, do the ai, melt the ice caps, new plan gang we are retreating into the ground. where my mole people at?

When you have a killer headache but have to fire the interior decorator anyway.

nobody's talkin' 'bout how charcuterie low-key sounds like a spot where they manufacture cuties 🥰

The only way Houston could have stopped Kurtz was to bring Martin Sheen out of the bullpen.

Assless chapstick

for what it's worth:

we've gone from: french fries to freedom fries to feudal fries.

Prof Wafflington contemplates Proust

Tapioca Pudding Jr., no relation.

it's time for a spirited game of caterpillar: you guess if that fluffy thing on the couch is a cat or a pillow.

i'll take thousand-island dressing please, or as it's known to millipedes: island dressing

the neighborhood has taken a vote and we’ve decided to let the pack of coyotes keep the denny’s by the freeway

i signed up for a 5-year #bipolar study. it's supposed to have about 4,000 participants. i'm excited to be part of what i hope will be pivotal research in gaining a better understanding of the disorder.

Nachos supreme are just regular nachos that vote 6-3 to let the government take away your citizenship.

these chores could have been a montage

Mood

Me, my sons, and my grandson getting our rock on at Mettalica Sunday. What a show!

New album out now. 14 Wolves by Octopus/Caveman You can listen on Spotify or any of the other streaming platforms open.spotify.com/album/3hSGCB...

just out here imploring my haters to learn the meaning of the word "imploring"