"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

You couldn't make The Office today. This is because television is a dead medium. If they tried to make The Office today it would be named like, "The Paper" and it would have been running since 2025 on Peacock but you wouldnt have even heard of it because who has any idea what's running on "Peacock".

If you think about it cum is also bone broth

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

buttballs

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Don't put it in the pool this time!

Fandoms

Articulated buses are so sexy

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Punch the monkey? Don't mind if I do

wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

#Pluribus spoilers. Carol be like: I did it all for the nuke-y

Attachment issues

Game: Super Mario Bros. (1985, NES) TAS Author: OnehundredthCoin Source: tasvideos.org/6012M

So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Jonathan Bonathan Jovi

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

rise and shine!!!

testing

we're going to win this.

hell? yea, brother

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

Repost if you believe President Trump’s chronic veins ARE sufficient! 🇺🇸 💪

New Crow Time update [1/3]

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

Timeline Cleanse

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

woke is when stuff costs less

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

Why do they call it oven when you all the trids more hot eat food?

You’re stronger than you think 🐇💗

Emoji movie would've been so much better if it had these baddies in it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

Disco Elysium is the greatest game ever made because it basically explained how it was going to die and then did it