I hate 9:00 games, but not as much as I hate ICE #BBN #cbb

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor

Bourbon beats whiskey again #BBN #cbb

#BBN #cbb

Go Cats and fuck ICE #BBN #cbb

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

Battle of the mids #BBN

Go Big Blue‼️ #BBN

a friend made this and because i am not selfish i am now sharing it with you, namaste

Obligatory #BBN

Oh, we’re like bad bad

Today is the first celebration of “CEO Self-Awareness Day.” If you’re a #CEO, how is your work affecting the world? Self-awareness is important, just ask Brian Thompson and Luigi Mangione. #CEOSelf-AwarenessDay

Dick Cheney, the gay marriage advocate?

How about that 😼

"We need to be talking about them": honoring the Eastern KY mother and daughter brutally killed at home www.shayinformed.com/we-need-to-b...

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

i'll end it all rn

This weekend, we learned of the serious allegations made against U.S. Senate candidate Zach Shrewsbury. In light of these allegations, which we find highly credible, we have withdrawn our endorsement for his campaign. Our full official statement below.

Ayyyy 🖊️🦑

Parenting Experts Warn Babies Can Hydroplane In As Little As One Inch Of Water theonion.com/parenti...

This “big, ugly bill” is dangerous and will destroy rural health care. In Kentucky alone, 35 hospitals are under the threat of closing, stripping care from families, cutting jobs and crippling local economies. 1/2

The bar where Miranda tried to order a glass of wine at at 11AM is now a weed store :(

This is why we have... why we need Pride.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel theonion.com/the-oni...

6 years ago today, Tati Westbrook uploaded ‘BYE SISTER.’

I need to know everything about the Pope's time at Villanova and if he attended basketball games. His senior year they beat #8 Notre Dame by 2 at home. I need to know if he stormed the court.

Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.

Luigi Mangione being a Virgo moon explains everything

this hasan vs ethan debate

London marathon

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone theonion.com/unpopul...

One of the wilder political things in recent history is that Project 2025 publicly released a 900 page document laying out their plans to roll back 100 years of human progress and then during the campaign Republicans just said "no we're not :)" and then they won and now they're doing it all.

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

Spent the weekend seeing some Kentucky greats. #MyMorningJacket #WynonnaJudd #TylerChilders

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....