Where r the gays getting their cunty little thongs that they wear hiked up over their hips so they show above their jeans???

Sometimes Americans r so dumb that I think no one would believe we had schools if it weren’t for school shootings.

Went on a 3 mile run in this heat and humidity after not running for 3 weeks. Who wants to come rub down my thighs calves and booty. Play ur cards right maybe can rub my h*** too

Has no one mentioned that Lisa Todd Wesley’s work partner Marian is Eggs from Trueblood

this is me when i scroll bluesky.

What if we got a T-shirt gun like they shoot at football games but instead of shirts it was white claws

I am NEVER in any of those skircle things. Even for some of yall I interact with daily. Do you gotta suck dick to get into one?! Tf?

See this is why I never lend out my books cause most of the time I never ever get them back and if I do they r a mess or stained. Once got a book back that smelled so strong of smoke u could smell where it was on my bookshelf

Sometimes I read people’s tweets and I’m like “don’t u get tired of posting the same content over and over” and then I’m like oh god I wonder what people think of my tweets” lmao

Sounds like that Astronomer CRO is gonna need a Jet2 Holiday after all this though I doubt he’ll be saving £200 for a family of four

WILL become a twunky tatted up gay before long. Watch this space.

My hammies and butt are so sore and it’s making me walk as if I pooped myself 😩 I need someone to rub them down

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Have absolutely been feral for twunky tatted up guys lately 🤤

Super hot twunky blonde dude with defined abs and a hella nice chest walking shirtless down 9th ave as I’m walking to the gym. PMO.

Anyway, enough of that.

Not to toot my own horn but wild these photos are 10 years apart 🤭

Did Amazon have a sale on DJ equipment? Literally everyone is a DJ now.

Good morning.

Reading the news every day

Lmfaooo

First poster for the final season of ‘Stranger Things.’

New Yorkers will post a video of the nastiest most unhinged shit you ever seen in a public space and be like “just another day in NYC ✌🏻😁. Love my city”

While AMC Lincoln center is closed they better not charge me the extra cost since that’s my home theater!

This guy with terrible form spent 20 minutes on 1 machine to do 3 sets and then I finally got the machine and after 1 set this dude asks me how many sets I got left. Dear reader I almost threw my dumbbell at him.

The stinky roid gays are at my gym 🤮

Yesterday I walked out the elevator of my building to bout 20 people all under 30 standing in my lobby. Just hanging out. Not talking or anything. Like they were waiting on something. Today my husband saw a realtor showing off an apartment on the first floor. Assuming yesterday was an open house 😟

Hope with cuomo and adams both running as independents neither of them get enough votes to win and just take votes from each other so that Zohran wins

Back to work today

Lil French press tattoo healing nicely 😋🥳

If you need to be 18 at minimum, then the options for year selection when picking your birthdate shouldn’t start after 2007. Why do you have 2025 as an option for birth year when making an insurance claim? Trying to file for your time spent in NICU? Be so for real.

Gym just emailed they are open on Sundays now. 😍 I probably won’t go still but I like options!

If you bought the switch 2 what did you do with your switch?

I committed to quitting smoking but I’d push a baby off my 4th floor fire escape for a joint right now

James Charles is just a Roger character from American dad and u can’t tell me otherwise.

Don’t wanna be a party vodka/molly gay anymore. Transitioning to a wine and cheese gay!

2 years in a row we’ve taken a European vacay over fire island and it’s been THE superior choice. we will be doing it again next year. Mhm 🙂‍↕️

Haven’t had my headphones in with music playing in over a week and always makes me realize how much I NEED music. Adding albums I love to a playlist for my 9 hour flight tomorrow left and right. Just devouring albums and CANNOT wait to feel nourished.

America First people are fucking LOSERS

I distinctly remember Gaga saying she would never name her tours after her album. It was “boring” but she’s had the born this way ball, the art pop ball, the mayhem ball. Like… what happened?

Walking all day the last few days has done wonders.

Every time someone says “maha” I read it in her voice.

This button exists!!!!

I miss my little guys 😩

4 different countries

This guy I follow on TikTok has a pug and the pug was with a sitter from Rover. He got attacked by the sitter’s dog and lost an eye. He’s now permanently disfigured and I can’t stop thinking bout him :( don’t even know him but so sad. I miss my 2 pugs so much and wanna hold em close.

Me making deliberate eye contact with a hot guy mentally willing him to come over and say hi first cause I’m too shy too

Gonna take a lil social media break for a few weeks once I’m back in the states and I can’t waiitttttt

Fire Island Pines should not be developed like Puerto Vallarta