playing peek-a-boo in my new undies

Every morning the @mta.info just disappears trains from the schedule - fuck off you cunts

and one more for you ;)

new polaroid drop 💦 send me a DM if any of these catch your eye, and I’ll mail them to you. get ‘em before they’re gone

behind the scenes 💧

squeeeeeze

NJ Transit today was like NAH NOT TODAY

I despise the 9-5 commuters

Big money ruins everyone

Casino bid was cancelled NOW the NYTimes claims Broadway is in trouble - something smells fishy

Honestly, he got it. This is an impossibly hard thing to get right. I can quibble about some parts, and it’s impossible to do normie content that’s also sufficient for the moment, but he did as good a job as is possible. Especially glad he rightfully called out the threat to journalists.

Enticing me with an Earth without Christian fanatics… bring on that rapture baby

“Everything has changed but everything looked the same”

Disney doesn’t know that I never forget a cunt move

🌹🌸🪻🌻🌺

Got my Cj Henry fix

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

Literally everyday the @mta.info has completely fucked us on our morning commute

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Truly despise the fucking cunts at the @mta.info

Hey @mta.info what the fuck is up with TWENTY MINUTES BETWEEN TRAINS YOU FUCKING PSYCHOS

I’ll never be sad I’m not on Twitter anymore but I really do miss old Twitter

You have to be kidding me with the DAILY fucking train delays during rush hours on the fucking N W line

Who would’ve thought taunting people and getting a rise out folks would have consequences…

The @mta.info said fuck off if you wanna get anywhere this morning

I’ve got about one concert in me a year - just not my thing

Watch the High school Catfish - if you thought your mom sucked before you’re gonna think she’s an angel after this one…

Definitely the worst Conjuring

No more circuit party friends

Why do people give audition prep for shows they’ve never been in - please tell me what your expertise is for that show that you can’t even get cast in yourself ???

83° today for all you fall clothed folks

It’s not supposed to last forever

Space Command in Alabama where they don’t even believe in science…

Stop putting lemon into other flavor muffins

Bad taste in books is so unattractive

You fucking cunts #MTA

Polaroid has a chokehold on my wallet right now

I think 4 copies of one book might be too much BUT I don’t care lol

We’re not lucky enough for him to be dead

Being emotionally attached to a logo…

🦅

The HK scammer went from a little story from my circle of friends to full blown news story

doing a polaroid sale ☀️🧴💦 send me a DM if any of these catch your eye, and I’ll mail them to you. all are up for grabs unless they’re marked as sold get ‘em before they’re gone ;)

After deactivating Facebook for 8 months I officially deleted it - feels so good to delete the boomers and old classmates that don’t matter in the least

Using AI is loser behavior

The amount of idiots today working out literally on top of me is WILD

RT if you zoomed. 🔍