Shits gonna go so hard on an academic press book in like 40 years

oh no, anything but the globalist world cup

ah, a retweet from the sensible, not-a-gutter-racist ideologue chris rufo

it can only bad happen www.levyinstitute.org/publications...

I always laugh when idiots here claim America has some kind of special great warrior culture. Read history. We ain't unique when it comes to skill at arms. What we are best at is entertainment. Rap and rock will outlast the U.S. Army in human memory.

The interesting thing about why Norway dominates at international sports is that they have a culture of not permitting ranking or competition in kids before they turn 12. It promotes cooperation and enjoyment instead. Along with affordable access, it means sports there are more equitable.

Just learned the horrible news about Mitch McConnell. My condolences go out to his family and staff. Having to deal with his persistent will to live every day must be horrible.

How shallow must your ideas be to alarm(!!) people in finance? What the hell are they suggesting?!

3am at the diner after a 4 martini night asking for more tzatziki on my gyro but I can't remember the word tzatziki

this is so fucking funny man

The security guard at the door:

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.

Yeah it almost feels like this

the fox news freedom what now

White House using up its entire Adderall reserve this evening.

"and another thing: i haven't lost the Mandate of Heaven. please don't put in the newspaper that i lost the Mandate of Heaven."

Pausa de hidratación

Wouldn't it be funny if they walked out of there and were suddenly like this Onion bit youtu.be/lpzVc7s-_e8?...

The end of consensus reality, baby

maybe it’s a bad idea to teach your followers that any science that conflicts with doing exactly what they want to do is bullshit

i can’t stop laughing at this

looks like ICE agents got the day off today

first as farce then as farce

Disturbing example of how easily libertarian motifs ala Rand can combine with anti-democratic and racist sentiments

Patriot Tears Up While Pretending Washington Monument Is His Penis

Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction https://theonion.com/historians-theorize-declaration-of-independence-started-as-twilight-fan-fiction/

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.

They are using...volunteers from law enforcement for the firing squads in Idaho and, brother, those guys need to be removed from the police force and placed on a watch list. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

FUCK

In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you.

Happy birthday America! We always have it in our power to begin the world anew for the better.

Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/

"Is America Good or Bad" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 250 years of heated debate

Founding Fathers Smile Down On America From Outer Space https://theonion.com/founding-fathers-smile-down-on-america-from-outer-space/

Apollo: I give you the gift of foresight Me: Nice Apollo: BUT! Your curse is that no one will ever believe you Me (already buying lottery tickets): Ok brother

watching the way this administration acts is what i imagine it feels like to have a failson

this is the immigration equivalent of "but what if a whole lot of cis guys announce they're women and take over womens' sports"

By the time I started working with mostly HIV positive clients in 2016, it was so normalized to me as just taking a pill to manage. It wasn't until a client was diagnosed just minutes before intake and broke down crying before it really hit how life changing it still was.

great america state fair just fundamentally doesn’t understand what a state fair is. state fairs are not grand celebrations of all that make us proud to be americans. they are lynchian phantasmagorias of family-friendly kitsch braided with licentious perversity and just a sprinkle of cosmic horror.

More unbelievable: Cabo Verde tying Argentina in regulation or Adam Sandler officiating Taylor Swift’s wedding…

Andy Reid Seated At Empty Wedding Table With 12 Dinners https://theonion.com/andy-reid-seated-at-empty-wedding-table-with-12-dinners/

Hellmann’s Introduces New Line Of Mayonnaises To Match Every Skin Tone https://theonion.com/hellmann-s-introduces-new-line-of-mayonnaises-to-match-1850641117/

Are our political and economic problems an anomaly or the predictable result of choices that were made and could be unmade? No one can ever know and frankly it's unpatriotic to even ask