this social media team istg <mwah>

More than anything, they hate that we laugh at them. Read this from @dennycarter.bsky.social at badfaithtimes.com

money rots your brain pass it on

good morning to these folks and these folks only

I hope people understand that when I say "pedocon theory needs to be pushed constantly", I do not mean as a joke. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Global Sumud Flotilla is live as Israel threatens to stop them from breaking the starvation siege of Gaza. A reminder that they are not entering Israeli waters, but Palestinian waters. Israel intends to violate international law once again. www.youtube.com/live/uEN2bWF...

good morning

hey is the IRS open today

I appreciate all the quotes yelling at me for being surprised. I am hearing you and I will try to do better at cynicism going forward. Thank you for this opportunity to learn and grow

Alt text: still from the movie The Princess Bride with the caption "Hello. My name is Pete Davidson. You killed my father. Prepare to laugh." See it's funny because Pete's dad died in 9/11 but Pete got an insane amount of money to do standup in Saudi Arabia so 🤷‍♀️

reposting this (an excerpt from the district court's opinion in AAUP v. Rubio, a case about the government targeting noncitizen students and faculty for their pro-Palestine advocacy) w alt-text ! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

does the hague still hang people?

wait i saw this movie

like I can't even bring myself to read the petition what the actual legitimate fuck they are considering (and will grant?) cert

it is exhausting how many people conflate "I was a child and not paying attention to the world" with "absolutely nothing bad was happening anywhere"

You don't have to read posts you don't like. Ever! You can read whatever you want. If you read a post you don't enjoy, try reading a different one, or a book

hmm I wonder how the Niners are doing <turns game on> oh

I call Ezra Klein "Ezra Wolf" in my mind because I *just* got the Naomis straightened out and now this fuckin guy comes in to throw me off

trying to explain to my kid (?) (26M) why he should get a credit card so he can start building credit. bless him he is a weird combination of naive and astute

I call my bed a med bed and naps are my bedicine

Weird how the trial for the pro-Trump, white nationalist mass shooter who is accused of murdering two students at Florida State University (FSU) is about to start and hardly any news is talking about it. www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...

Trust me gang I will not drop this investigation into who brings drugs into prisons, no matter how unsolvable a mystery it may seem

Please join us tonight, rain or shine, for a mass mobilization to make clear: We want ICE out of New York City. We won’t stop showing up until they stop abducting our neighbors.

FUCK ICE

“And behold, she had her boat through the impossible strait.”

find yourself someone who loves you as much as i love this movie also good luck with that #BestSongHeardToday

like I'm glad it wasn't Fallon but it's so deeply undignified that we have to be out here riding for Jimmy Kimmel I try to think of it less like "hooray, his important voice has returned to the airwaves" and more like "hooray, the FCC didn't destroy the livelihoods of hundreds of innocent workers"

Listen, if I annoy you mute or block me, I'm not everyone's cup of tea and frankly I'm shocked more people aren't constantly doing so, I'm a bit of a dick. That's not only your right, but your prerogative to remove things you don't need that annoy you if you get nothing. But block lists suck lol.

all kidding aside, the cold open to season 3 was . . . everything

<cue Badalamenti>

l a e r s t' i t i h s oh

Summon the Board of Directors - stat!

everyone please calm down about the rapture, all good Leftovers fans know it's not until October 14 anyway. You'll be fine for another month I promise Let the Mystery Be - Iris DeMent

hi hello welcome fall with this toe-tapper: Autumn Leaves - Bill Evans Trio #BestSongHeardToday #musicchallenge

I get a little inspirational tickle in my belly not gonna lie #LFG

Sidewalk chalk outside the building today says "sleep fitfully, fascists."

I realize I’m probably stating the obvious, and even worse I admit I don’t really know the solution to this: the reason liberal “strategists” keep reaching out to the right is because the right isn’t the side they see is their enemy. The right isn’t trying to get them all fired.

Hey Chris who was it that made central and South American banana republics who was it who forced regime change in Iran Chris did you know it was your own CIA Chris did you know America did all that and now America is Americaing America Chris hey Chris did u know

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

good night everybody, try to get some sleep Peace Piece - Bill Evans Trio

It's sobering, in its way, to realize that there was truly nobody (save, perhaps, his children) who knew him that loved him as a man. He made himself into content, and he died as content, and his funeral is the most content of all. Soundbites to soundbites, bits to bits

9/21 is here again and we’re kicking off the holiday season as one does #EWFDay September - Earth Wind & Fire

Nice lineup ya got there . . . shame if <redacted>

Me, scrolling: Hmm, I don't know enough about this to have an opinion, so I'm not going to get into it. Is this maturity?

Took the melatonin before I remembered it was Friday and I could have eaten half a nighttime gummy instead. Stand back friend I AM TAKING BOTH see you in the am j’en suis sûr

evergreen. no context even.

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