I'm not sure who is panicking more: republicans or corrupt dems.

Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place

am I having a stroke

Why will no one respond with immediate impeachment or send armed officer to arrest him and take him out of the atrocity place that used to be the White House.

Festival of Lights must-have <sincere>

so, so good. run it as a political ad.

See if they're going to do this kind of meaningless garbage then why can't you FUCKING draft some FUCKING articles of impeachment and make a show of it

When they need to do this you know we are getting somewhere

if you want to escape the regular daily misery of late (end?) stage capitalism might i suggest beginning an extremely addictive habit and then trying to quit? Focus on what really matters - like how much you want a gd cigarette a;lsdkfj;alsdjf;lkj

I know we're sick of Nuzzi discourse by now but don't sleep on what I hope is the last word here

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Sounds about reich

There's an alternative universe without a COVID pandemic where these wild reactionaries were never unleashed on us.

The Great Caucasian God is underrated. It’s basically a folk version of Dr. Strangelove followed by an explicit break and second verse where he makes it explicit that none of this is funny nor good and anyone who could ever identify with it are already dead and soulless. youtu.be/RJiwovX3mNA?...

José González and Junip really looked out at a gray-blue winter overcast and went "yo i know exactly what this sounds like"

Practice letting people know that you appreciate them. It costs nothing.

this is meant to be a deterrent i hope?

At least when the AI bubble pops and sinks the American economy it will happen at a time when people are genuinely doing well personally

quoting this so I can pin it

1. FIFA tourists already love the sport of *football* (not soccer) 2. Match, not game 3. He looks terrible

I understand that many people want the AI bubble to burst but I promise we do not want to rerun 2008 it sucked real bad

forgot how racist she is

I think the kids call this "being ethered."

Brian Eno on David Graber? SIGN ME UP

Bluesky: "We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover." <proceeds to show me five posts from people I follow>

having more vivid dreams since i quit smoking and i do not recommend this as it is very unpleasant

“The lunatics are in my head”🎶 Bodie singing “Brain Damage”

It's still wild to me how much we've memory holed Occupy Wallstreet.

the timeline cleanse we need omg

you think ten years makes you safe? my brain is cursed bitch

“USA out of the Caribbean! And Long live Free Palestine” Seen in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico

Jeffrey Epstein doesn’t exist in a vacuum. He implicates the ruling class, the way they do business, and the whole capitalist system. www.jphilll.com/p/epstein-im...

watching these guys and remembering how down bad the entire fucking party was in jan 2021 and getting angry all over again that they were allowed to survive. fuckin flat lining and dems desperately giving them CPR

florence pew: thread

flu + covid + same day same arm = see you Monday lol

theres "rfk junior sober" (stilll doing drugs) and there's "alexis Simpson sober" (getting a thrill from putting citric acid in the laundry rinse cycle)

Vote in stupid online poll

Happy Friday. Let’s make cookies. defector.com/at-long-last...

2nd Friday smoke-free but still craving those two each day. Was wondering if anyone near me sold loosies because I just want the two! And then of course, this earworm came to me. #BestSongHeardToday Loose Lucy - Grateful Dead

idk about the UK but landlords often don't pay any taxes on their rental income - they get a "paper" loss from the deduction for depreciation. It's called passive income for a reason.

Taking a quick break from all this <gestures helplessly at everything> to say: I haven't smoked for a full week! Can I get an attagirl?

No accident at all that the same names recur, over and over, for the last couple of decades and turn up in the Epstein emails

okay this made me lol I love Kumail

these notes look like something I would have scribbled during a manic episode - lucky for me I got a handle on that sort of thing before the internet happened

just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car he was married at the time

We don’t live in a clown world. We live in a higher dimensional clown tesseract that folds in on itself.

starting to think maybe merrick’s in the files wyt