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Also, Mark Kelly gave Netanyahu a standing ovation and condemned the ICC. Fuck him.

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

Geologic Core Sample xkcd.com/3171/

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

If you're looking for a nice Christmas gift, I have just the thing for you: Homemade Arcade sticks from France. I've made a small batch discounted for early adopters ! Also you can buy my original catstick ! y-lab-arcade-controllers.sumupstore.com

47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.

Sos: urgent plea!!! If you are someone you know has been considering adopting a dog and you have patience and love to give, please, please, please consider this sweet boy.

smoked salmon too expensive! fish don't have fingers; how are they supposed to hold the cigarettes

Geez, i didn't think shopping for basic bitch computer cases would be so difficult

Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

This has to have been agony to keep quiet this long! #stargate #stargateisback josephmallozzi.com/2025/11/19/s...

Polar bears a BIG. This one had pass through only a few hours prior. #mammals 🌿

People act so proper when they're going 'bout their business Cup of coffee, friendly conversation 'Til they get home, 'til they get home Take the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion No one will know, no one will know

Tom Cruise

I dunno, i just fix moving lights and video walls for a living, but it seems like wearing ceramic plates (armor) only covering your chest & back without protecting covering your neck, shoulders or face is pointless. Seems like a lot of weight to carry for no reason.

Sales guy trying to sell the extended 100k warranty while my inner monologue says "sir, my current car has 212k miles & it's 2nd engine. My previous car had 286k when I abandoned it in a field"

My kid recently watched Back to the Future Part II for the first time, and he immediately thought of making his own version of this meme.

Evil Otto

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

I had to sit thru the entire new car buying process today with my parents. Jesus what a painful experience. Biting my tongue to not say "Haven't they replaced you with a coin-operated machine yet?"

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Random rant: I don't really care that much that chocolate hummus exists. Sure it's not good but why waste my energy being angry about it? The people who buy it will be punished by eating it and the people who make it will be judged in the next life when they face God

CBP is here to help

ICE making community inroads

Fuck yeah

Lessons taught but never learned All around us anger burns Guide the future by the past Long ago, the mould was cast

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Shit's so thick you could stir it with a stick- free Teflon whitewashed presidency We're sick of being jerked around Wear that on your sleeve

I'm way more excited for Stranger Things 5 than i should be. We didn't even start watching until about 2 years ago

She's lying. Mr Tits is an asshole that only does things for himself.

Twin Cities, Do you want this working popcorn machine and cart? Passing on at no charge. It’s a fun addition to gatherings. Was always a hit at funeral home community events. Would love it to a new home within the month!

I am begging you to look at this car my friend sent me

I wish that jock douchebag in Stranger Things 4 got a longer more drawn out death at the end

Since it’s apparently been forgotten substack platforms Nazis I will never follow a link from there an if you’ve built a following there you should find a way to go somewhere else

Some movies can be literal propaganda about a job occupation historically known to oppress black people IRL but if you sprinkle cute animals in it then people will consume it like it's a 5 star meal

You, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, got what I need but you say he's just a friend But you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, got what I need but you say he's just a friend

It's "Ah, Houston, we've had a problem"

do not talk to new york times reporters if you're trans do NOT talk to new york times reporters if you're trans DO NOT DO IT

In a world full of TikToks, be a Vine.

So, Chalk Girl has been my best friend since 2010 when we were in college together. It would mean a lot to me - and I do mean a fuck of a lot - if people would help her eat right now that SNAP benefits can't be renewed. If you'd prefer to go through me, my DMs are open.

I don't care about any of this, i just care that the right people are mad and crying

Dick Cheney is shooting angels in the face in heaven now

Well let me tell you about the Tommy Westphall universe hypothesis

I have a confession. Every single time I've tried to watch John Carpenter's The Thing... I've fallen asleep. I have no idea what's actually going on in that movie.

I lack their smiles and their diamonds; I lack their happiness and love I envy them for all those things, I never got my fair share of

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street