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Score settled, beef quashed! Just another day in Coral City!! #stripedparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #mouthoff #coralcitycamera

Chell got a 4 day weekend so today is www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVs...

I like that the origin story for the philly cheesesteak is not "pissed off cook maliciously complies with a customer's order" but the rare "cook mcguyvers food for himself while on break, and customer is like holy shit dude make one of those for me" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat%27s...

i love how this doesn't trigger the link warning dialog because it's on their own domain

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

They should have paid the man. "Disgruntled employee lights massive warehouse on fire." "All you had to do was pay us enough to fucking live!" "Cops are still assembling the details of his motive." Lmao. Yeah bruh, I'm sure his motives are so difficult to ascertain.

this goes hard as fuck

I met the lady I been married to since 2004 here I think.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

"I asked chatgpt--" yeah well i asked my friend joe and i asked my friend jake and they said it was fhqwhgads

If you're old enough to remember this...how's your back and knees feeling? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFg...

Big Bear birds! Watch the eagle babies! There are two and they are so cute omg 😭 I watched Mom feed a baby and it almost killed me Friendsofbigbearvalley.org

THE CHICK IS BEING FED THE CHICK IS BEING FED WATCH NOW

If you still have a substack and you're promoting it here, you're a nazi. Sorry, thems the rules

Hey...I like turkey

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Here are some safer alternatives! www.aspca.org/news/your-gu...

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

I was told that Iran keeps shooting down F35s so I asked how many F35s we have, and they told me "oh we just go get a new F35 afterwards" so i just said, "sounds like you're just feeding F35s to Iran" and then they started crying.

Babies spend their early language acquisition mostly mirroring. Videos like this remind me that every parent should be pouring nothing but loving, kind, and positive words into their babies because it's the first things they learn

I knew Roy Clark as simply the co-host of Hee-Haw, til he was a guitar god the likes of Eddie or Yngwie (metal guitar is just electric flamenco guitar, so don't come at me) www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhiK... www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrc...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQIJ... Sometimes you need a little getaway music to get your day started. Also a reminder Steve Martin is and always has been a banjo pickin' motherfucker.

SUBDIVISIONS

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago

Thank you @batfandotcom.bsky.social for reminding me this exists. Share it far and wide. More people need to experience its majesty.

Shovel your way out of the shit

good morning: frequently one of the things I struggle with when I stumble across my beloved unicorns is how I would even begin to construct a playlist for the first time I’d drive it www.the-collectors-club.com/cars/bmw/z1-...

okay let’s not get confused: Star Trek is good and Star Trek is shitty and sometimes Star Trek is a submarine battle in space and sometimes Star Trek is an intentional political allegory and it can be any combination of these four things each episode

I'm almost 20 years late to this party, but this album is great from beginning to end

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Kevin Murphy!

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

I wish a 3 day kidney stone on every doctor that says this shit

Fuck Hogwarts houses. What Starfleet division are you?

Th F-1 rocket engine is pretty fucking absurd is you think about it, or even look at it

And because I've seen the comparison: This is not an H.P. Lovecraft situation of "separate the art from the artist." Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.

My second attempt FAILED so hard I didn't bother taking pictures.

Cloud OpenAI Sora 2025-2026 Late into its run, the AI video slop generator Sora was symbolised by a sparkly-eyed cloud, shaped like OpenAI's 'blossom' logo. Before he could decide on what to name this mascot, Sam Altman terminated the failing platform and a deal with Disney along with it.

Imagine having to explain to a trans person you don’t give a shit if they live or die because you’re a hufflepuff. Disgusting.

Democrats will do anything except move left. Literally anything

I'm gonna unpack a lot more at a later date, but nothing like learning 3 months after dad's death that they was never actually life insurance money for my mom, the dollar signs writen in the will don't actually have any physical assets backing them up.

AFTER 25 YEARS, HUBBLE HAS LOOKED AT THE CRAB NEBULA AGAIN AND GIVEN US A BEAUTIFUL NEW LOOK!!