YUCK! It smells like freshly cut grass out here

starting to have second thoughts about the contractors i found on craigslist

hey bud make like your hero and make your neck just do that all on its own

So this school bus is for sale near me. They want $20,000 dollars. Sir or Madam a zero mile engine is $4500 from the manufacturer and those tires are at least a decade old. I'll give you $750 of it runs www.chathamstartribune.com/news/article...

I had other shit going on last year. I missed this release youtu.be/FoVog2eaP8U...

Any escape might help to smooth The unattractive truth But the suburbs have no charms to soothe The restless dreams of youth youtu.be/EYYdQB0mkEU...

I chose this to start my day today youtu.be/qSWn9qbaFu8...

Anybody want a Nintendo Wii, with games and such?

Sharing this again: armthedolls.com/so-you-want-to-buy-a-gun

normalize blocking people that just mildly annoy you

Greetings, citizens! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #SpaceGhostC2C

Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone, but something might be found To take its place

Time for some early 90's garbage alternative rock

Lara Flynn Boyle looking kinda rough this season

It's like Woodstock for people who don't have custody of their kids

LIKE GET OUTTA HERE

dude i had to quadruple check this wasn’t ai… but yeah this is simply what baby toucans look like. WHAT

Look, I'm late to the party & kinda slow. I didn't know Stewart Copeland of The Police brother was co-founder of IRS Records, and their father was one of the founders of the modern CIA

I saw @emophilips.bsky.social on Tuesday in Greensboro. It was a delightful good time.

Hey Plex maybe if you'd stop fucking up your only product you wouldn't have to raise prices like that. You could simply keep your existing customer base, rather than constantly having to attract new ones

I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account.

I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account.

"All the suspensions lightly making fun of bluesky management were done by a human. Who we assure you all has all the judgement and thick skin of lowtax"

11 days later I got this same warning telling me that the head of trust and safety is terrible at don't their job, and it's a giant cry baby that's doesn't like their public actions being scrutinized

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

I got played so hard, soooo fucking hard...for 5 years.

The thing about those photos of John Travolta is that they 100% look like John Travolta. You can't fool me. He's just wearing a hat

Chip's Challenge and SkiFree baby!

I worked at Disneyland for 9 years. The AP/Disney Adults were the worst. " Let's throw 3 packing blankets on the ground in prime Fantasmic! viewing area at 3pm, and other entitled fuckery"

I guess the bus from the 2025 movie Roofman is for sale near me. Somebody give me $5000 www.imcdb.org/vehicle_2043...

I'm no "theme park journalist" but I did actually, literally work at Disneyland and "Disney Adults" deserve all the criticism they get

Meanwhile it's 50F in the middle of May in redneck Carolina

I want a Berserk arcade cabinet

I'm enjoying the obsession with the phrase "Comfort Colors" in nearly every post

Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.

Yaaaay, she's back

@dangertits.bsky.social our bus might need this on the front, maximin overdrive style

My apologies Ted Turner, I knew nothing of you, and was clearly unfamiliar with your game.

I think it's very funny they keep banning people for stating, correctly, that the head of trust and safety on here was caught liking porn on his official account.

This is from @cara.city who has been suspended for 3 days along with many many other people for stating a simple verifiable fact.

Ted Turner was, y'know, imperfect, because no billionaire should even exist, but I respect the way that his own employees could repeatedly dunk on him on national television and he simply did not give a shit. If anything, he thought it was funny. Current billionaires could learn from this example.

I feel this song more than most. I have some fond memories from my third shift fuckery days, but boy howdy was it unhealthy work

Thinking of that Slurm episode of Futurama where Fry is nauseated to learn the terrible truth of his favorite beverage but keeps drinking it until Leela slaps it out of his mouth as I scroll this hellsite while waiting for my cardiologist to come back into the examination room. No reason.

Still, as I've been warning, the time for trans people to make firearm purchases was a long time ago. That window may now be closed outside of private sales.

Maybe if we just voted harder