If you live somewhere that it snows, and your mom won't let you smoke inside...may I recommend secondhand firefighter pants from ebay. Warm as fuck, waterproof,and you look cool too

Bullshit

Never Forget.

Twin Peaks

Oooh, neat. An ICE advert on YouTube.

I don’t know what I was expecting adult Elián González to look like but “could play Luigi Mangione in the movie” wasn’t it

BREAKING: Amazon announces “Melania” documentary will go straight to VHS

Dexter

You Won't BELIEVE How It Happened

time to flex the fact I have a cs degree with a concentration in digital security: for basically everyone on Earth, you're fine using Signal. your biggest risks are still always 1) snitches and 2) someone (including you) getting your phone unlocked nonconsensually by cops

Kristi Noem is an ugly cunt

Hey kids! Are you bored and want to have a bunch of people who don’t follow you have arguments in your mentions? Make a post about Politics™ today!

Shut Up Wesley...go back to Threads you rape apologist @wilwheaton.net

Remember when we bullied Wil Wheaton off Mastodon? It can happen again

Gotta be 2010’s Birdemic: Shock and Terror It’s 1 part a ripoff of The Birds, 1 part Al Gore level climate change PSA, 1 part over exposed lighting & bad CGI (as seen in the GIF), 1 part porno plot type romance, & all parts so atrocious it’s actually phenomenal

Me personally, I was entertained by the ways he could talk out the side of his neck.

Just thinking about Coach Buzzcut for no reason

Houston officials: please stay home and do not drive on the ice, you will crash your car Houstonians: i have got to go crash my car on the ice

"Troop 350064 is a trans immigrant troop in the Twin Cities, Minnesota that can’t safely do cookie booths this year. They’re asking for cookie purchases and donations to spread love, and they’ll use the funds to support neighbors and their community." digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop3...

we're fighting a civil war right now but only one side knows that's what's happening and it's not the side I want to win

Well, when an opportunity presents itself

Bobby, Alfie and the mystery cat #hideandseek #catlovers

hahahahahahahaha

The tick thing isn't true, but you should leave the opossums alone cause they're adorable

I regret to inform, they don’t eat ticks

Every time somebody says rabies I gotta tell the story. Without hyperbole you will never know true terror until you've had a rabid cat make a run at you then you spend the next few days being startled after midnight by an animal bonking its head on your glass patio door & yowling in an unholy manner

I'm getting a hell of a show in about 4 hours

Just donated, please do likewise if you can. Reposting this helps too. Thank you. Link: www.miwrc.org

Hey blue maga dipshits? shut the fuck up already

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

Here's an unpopular take. IDGAF about the Epstein Files. There's nobody shocking on any of the lists, and we already know these people are rapists and felons, but they're above the law and nothing involving voting or classified files will change that.

Most of this is pretty sound...except "allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise." #1 Digital radio technology has not worked this way in 35+ years #2 You can find a rogue transmitter in minutes with any $50 scanner. You're only painting a giant target on yourself with zero payoff

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You dont need to watch it. Its a campaign speech and he looks and sounds like shit.

Some of my Stargate art to enjoy. #scifiart #scifi #fanart #stargate #stargatesg1

Avoid Nazi collaborator businesses. Astro Beer Hall in DC hosts ICE’s masked secret police for happy hours. Not only that, they protect them when people complain! Tell a friend!

PS here are some other film script bots to follow: @robocop1987.bsky.social @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social @diehard1988.bsky.social @jaws-1975.bsky.social @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social @princessbride1987.bsky.social

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

I have way too much bullshit on my array, and that's not gonna change soon

🎙️ Soul and R&B legend the Reverend Al Green’s moving version of “Everybody Hurts” is out today on an EP titled “To Love Somebody” via Fat Possum Records. Check out the EP here: algreen.ffm.to/tolovesomebody

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

TGIF

why are people laughing at this? this is NOT FUNNY!! please do not laugh

the e-waste continues to accumulate