Yep, there are only so many public coffers for you grifters to loot

I can't shake the feeling that Liverpool always wanted Iraola, and not Alonso. But they had to placate LFC fans who still revere Alonso so they waited until he had signed with Chelsea and made it official before they sacked Slot. The timing feels almost scripted. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

"We walk a fine line, just this side of camp. Careful calculations are made. We sense that while it might be wonderful for Krystle and Alexis to have a catfight in a koi pond, it would be inappropriate for Joan to smack Linda with a koi."

Markey is a real one. Don't let his age fool you.

I had a robin that was hanging around for days and shitting all over my car. I ended up trying a plastic bag over my side mirror, thus the bird was able to claim a default victory and move on to other things.

The NYT is the enemy

Sidney Greenstreet as Count Fosco in the 1948 version of The Woman in White is one of the best casting decisions ever made.

I still can't get over his name being Pratt. It's like meeting a jerk called Jerkk.

Emperor of an abandoned oil platform in the North Atlantic

lol

It has never been about the jobs, it has always been about transferring hard-earned taxpayer money into the pockets of already-wealthy scumbags.

The fact that she's perfectly normal is very suspicious.

Me on the Lower East Side circa 1986

This dude and Malcolm Gladwell were engineered in the same petri dish, I think

'I really liked the Dead Kennedys until they went woke.'

They're gonna get like 12 guys

Kathy Hochul sucks, just in case you didn't know.

LOL. Not with Chuckeem Jeffmer in charge.

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So it wasn't supposed to do that?

The best ARPG about to get better. Now we're talking! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_29...

Sound familiar, @reprileyny.bsky.social? Is it possible for you to be more useless?

Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats!

It appears someone is worried about congressional subpoenas. He should be.

He can catch up with Eichmann's kids while he's down there.

This is becoming a running gag. politicalwire.com/2026/05/28/u...

That's kind of the idea

Hear come the judge

I knew this would happen when I wrote this in 2024

Might start an all-female anti-AI company called Miss Anthropic

When Talarico cracks 50 percent I will sit up and notice -- but this is a substantial lead. Let's hope the rumors that he's hired Lis Smith are untrue. If you want someone to go after the victims of your client's sexual harassment and assault, she's your girl. She's not much use for anything else.

People who say his politics are hard to pin down either have not read his work, or they have and they are very stupid.

LOL. This guy thinks he has a shot at the nomination.

She's really awful

The Chuckeem Jeffmers of the party want to keep the cash flowing, dontcha know. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

The Vietnamese cinnamon I got from Penzey's Spices is so potent I can still smell the since consumed oatmeal raisin cookies I made on Saturday

Double-helix in the sky tonight Throw out the hardware, let's do it right www.youtube.com/watch?v=isuM...

Mine in the June 1, 2026 issue of The New Yorker

The bubble is between this dipshit's ears

what’ve youse been getting up to in the movie theater bathroom

Steyer and Pritzker are two of the very few major Dem politicians who have not thrown our trans siblings under the bus. The fact that they are not threatened by billionaire money -- because they are already billionaires -- might have something to do with this.

I'd like to believe this. The fall of Orban was the first leg of the stool, Putin would be the second.

I did not have Woke Pope on my apocalypse bingo card

We need an entire temporary cabinet level department to fix the government and claw-back every cent the Trumps have stolen, along with a temporary select committee on Capitol Hill to fix the law so this can't happen again. I am not confident either will happen.

"And you need send me $5 right now so I can continue my job occasionally saying things like this!"

Why does he have three last names?

Leaders We Deserve and Led By Donkeys should exchange notes.