Imagine getting owned this hard by Hakeem Jeffries

He's playing your song, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov. The pair of you could not be more useless if you were going out of your way to do nothing.

Me: What we really need are candidates who are up for the fight and will stand up to the administration. Martin: Quit bitching. Me: A rallying cry for the ages. Why do voters not like these guys? politicalwire.com/2025/09/25/d...

I was thinking the same thing. The only way to truly fix this is to sunset everyone's old SSN and issue them a new one.

I hope they keep running with this because it highlights just how petty, thin-skinned, and stupid they all are.

Note to TV execs: The real advertising cash is in the resistance.

This by FAR will be the most accurate video you see all day. BY FAR

I was raised to believe we live in a just world, and I had convinced myself that if I was LOUD enough and EXPLAINED enough what had happened, people would understand and help. Instead people punished me, both for "inviting" the attacks and for disturbing them with the story.

😂😂😂❄️❄️❄️🤡🤡🤡

Cuomo not closing the gap

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

JB likes Andor, it appears

Releasing a Star Wars trailer like "break glass in case of PR nightmare.'

There's a non-trivial chance that Mourinho will be the next West Ham manager #EPL

26k views. These freaks are a tiny minority of voters.

They gonna nuke the Argentine peso? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

One of my favorite moments in the history of free speech: Larry Flynt publishing a satirical Campari ad featuring Jerry Falwell Sr. as an incestuous drunk who first had sex with his mother in an outhouse. Falwell sued. In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court found that satire is protected speech.

Getting like 5+ requests every day from new accounts following a shitload of people but very few followers of their own. Their posts are all re-posts or boring generic stuff. These are bot accounts and they are definitely up to no good. I am blocking every single one and suggest you do the same.

What's the over/under on the number of days before Trump starts wearing a uniform?

Camaro. I can't unsee this. www.jalopnik.com/1968389/2003...

This one is tough. RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbhI...

Joe Manchin's payoff (one of likely many), being lavished hundreds of thousands of dollars for a book no one will buy. politicalwire.com/2025/09/15/j...

You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. You go in the water. Clown's in the water. Our clown.

There is a major tell in this. Wealthy white people know that if they claim a vacation home as their primary residence, nothing of any real consequence will happen to them. So the admin assumes that folks of color do the same. /1

'How to Steal a Movie in 60 Seconds' -- By Edmund O'Brien www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtw4...

Wow, the same thing Arthur C. Clarke came up with more than 50 years ago. More techbro genius.

My favorite cartoon this week.

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

I’m choosing to remember Charlie Kirk’s contribution to American civic life in his own words.

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They're getting the band back together www.cnn.com/2025/09/09/p...

He'll be saying this as he's being led into the gulag

Holy shit, Blue Eyed Samurai is incredible.

Literally LOL

This fucking rocks

"For now, the lesson is clear: In a world of Schumers and Jeffrieses, in a world of Newsoms even, be like The Great Khan." 🏹🐴⚔️

Trump is genuinely scared of Pritzker, and he should be

The future sucks

Democrats intentionally stepping on their own rakes, as usual

Or, he could do what Putin did and just reshape is as the Department of Defenestration

This one is entirely plausible

The words, "Fuck that shit," come to mind.

My money's on congestive heart failure

Arsenal supporters learning what Chelsea fans have known for two years: Noni doesn't pass the ball.

That Draft Kings spokesperson looks like the kind of guy who borrows your trimmer and then never returns it. Just a compete creep.