Ebeneezer Scrooge taking DMT with machineelf Jacob Marley Scrooge: Jacob you're just some bad gas Marley: No dawg, I'm the DMT you took Scrooge: what? nooooo! humbug! Marley: Open your third Christmas Eye my dude

Ebeneezer Scrooge smoking a joint with the ghost of Jacob Marley. Scrooge: Bro, those chains are so lame. How you get them bro? Marley: I forged these chains in life bro. Scrooge: Get real bruh Marley: I'm so real, I FORGED THESE CHAINS IN LIFE BRUH! Scrooge: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I know I'm going to be in the minority here, but I'll stand by my stance "it's probably you having random bad luck with people and won't notice if it doesn't continue". Alternatively, "you've aged to a point of being personally competent enough you consistently notice others' incompetence".

Glad to see not everyone has fallen for tricknology

She might feel like a sucker now, but she'll probably be happy to be avoiding being one of the accused in the post-regime show trials America's revolutionary wine mom councils will be holding.

After reading the article and looking at those cuts, I think this is probably fake (we never see the robot fire or where the shot that hit the guy came from). But this kind of writing just pisses me off. No, if its staged, this video doesn't tell us anything about how easily chatbots go off track!

Boring capitalists want to deepen gambling addictions. What else is new? Want a REALLY fucked up project? A US-Israeli start-up planning to dim the sun with aerosols starting in April. If it works, they can extort money for centuries or else we face "termination shock" www.ciel.org/news/us-isra...

Sorry Trump, but the US has a Somali Constitution. Facts don't care about your feelings!!!

2 thoughts on this. 1) I had a couple of lay overs in SF visiting family for Thanksgiving and every single billboard/ad I saw was for an AI company. The city seems dependent on AI being the "4th industrial revolution" 2) This is the male equivalent of "Gen Z boss and a mini".

LMFAO! This was the "Butler, PA secret"? I assume then he's got nothing else of actual public interest in his posts and is just trying to pretend he does to keep people reading about his bad ex and his poor relationship decisions.

Hilarious that they like the phrase that literally promises nothing after an election when they could go for something totally anodyne and popular like "End Corruption". Unless of course, fighting corruption is actually against their interests.

I wish we could just go back to calling this "machine learning". Because that's what this was: an impressive achievement for machine learning techniques that Google has a long history of using. The "AI" term is meant to evoke newer methodologies that aspire to make Machine God which wasn't this.

Best part of a vacation? Coming home to my cats 🐱🐈🐾

I think its safe to say now: Waymos are just kind of fine. They're probably a bit safer than a taxi, they're not gonna replace transit or even regular drivers (maybe the latter in the distant future), and their foibles are pretty minor annoyances on the road. They've got a place in transportation.

Answer here is easy, poker isn't politically coded, but it is male coded. And so idiots who think that only feminine people have left wing politics get confused.

Just got back from my first open water scuba dives and it RULES! Breathing underwater is a trip and getting to hang with fish, turtles, and octopi is an amazing experience. I am now acquiring a hobby I can spend every cent I earn on!

Musk's idea of what makes a party "fun" is really telling. "Hey let's watch my chat bot roast this one guy. Be more vulgar. More vulgar. Meaner. Put a rocketship up his ass." And of course everyone there would laugh along because anyone who attends a Musk party wants his money.

Khashoggi is the last murdered journalist the Western press still cares about. Shirley Abu Akleh was murdered by Israel 3 years ago. Most people who put on press jackets in Gaza were murdered by Israel. But does Netanyahu get this treatment? And yes MBS is evil, but he's murdered other people too!

Briefly in San FranSICKo and just witnessed what in Atlanta counts as war crimes against cars

The headline is basically click bait (its using Oracle's market cap change to define this "negative $74 bn" but the story details are fascinating and if OpenAI isn't sending Oracle a hundred billion a year by 2028 they are fuuuuuucccccked

Olizza Nuzzi and her numerous (sometimes clearly bitter) exes are providing America with amazing soap opera content

Look at that chart on data center construction. Notice anything weird with it? While "planned" has exploded, underway seems to have peaked last year and even accounting for 2 month left in the year there's not much likely expansion. Built has been falling since 22, and "stalled" is exploding.

The Woke Mob strikes again! God forbid the Pope enjoy video game music concerts. 🙄

Atlanta Poncey-Highland folks! Please be on the lookout for this sweet kitty! Lost last night near north and highland @videodrome.bsky.social

hell yeah brother! This is what pop country should be, 100x better than that one AI song that topped the country charts

OK the trash pandas are on their way to becoming pets. I assume the only reason humans didn't encourage this centuries ago was they don't hunt pests or do much work, but not like my cats are doing much of that these days but they still get to live rent free. Raccoons could pull that off!

Enjoy ❤️

This is insane. Platner gets nazi tats, lies about knowing what they were. Is bsing his blackwater career, and his step-brother who is hanging out with him writes propaganda pieces/books about how Israel is defending the West from evil Arabs. www.amazon.com/October-War-... 0 Chance I trust this guy

My gay friend made a woman at the bar a femcel and I'm so proud of him

I have been aging like fine wine compared to this

They're handing anyone who wants to go for the throat fantastic clips to attack right wing candidates with. Show "he was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls" and then follow it with "Republicans are obsessed with justifying assaulting your teen daughters". It's 100% accurate!

Notable thing here, men NEVER had a significant increase in this response, even during the Biden admin or the height of Me Too. So I think a compelling story can be told about this tracking the rise of misogyny in US media/politics all while so many whine about men's issues.

Putting everything we can see in emails now together is staggering. The US (thus the West) is run by elite pedos who work directly with Israeli intelligence while promoting anti-"cancel culture" narratives while high level media cozies up to them and helps them run their PR. Gotta say, this sucks!

I did listen to this song (with adblock on) and...its slop. The instrumental part is stomp-clap with an occasional bass string plucked followed by a slightly hoarse guy singing generically about being his own person (how is he his own person? who knows!). Its like all "good" AI: totally mediocre.

I've noticed Axios particularly does this kind of reporting ever since 10/7. "Democrat leader privately very mad at Netanyahu/centrist caucus member is therefore totally blameless". I don't believe these "sccops" are anything but PR for Dem leadership.

Its official, the kids are alright. He's even got a cool personal hero (radical socialist WW2 French Resistance leader Jean Moulin).

🟡 Dr. Mohammed al-Hindi, Deputy Secretary-General of the Islamic Jihad Movement, on the U.S.-backed UN draft that would place Gaza’s reconstruction and governance under an international “Peace Council” led by Washington: “We agreed… to the idea of a technocratic committee — that is fine — but we...

Ran into this little ditty and I've got to say its a delightful song www.youtube.com/watch?v=py99...

I agree most executive leaders of large cities/states are underpaid for the complexity of work they're expected to do and this encourages corruption. But and even bigger problem is low legislator pay, especially in Southern states. Georgia house members get near poverty wages, $17k/year.

This map is highly misleading. In the American electoral system, votes don't influence policy.

Its official, sandwich guy did nothing wrong!

Really fun seeing guys whose favorite past-time is talking about all the offenses they think should get people killed without trial, from drug smuggling to blocking a road, all clutching pearls at the suggestion folks might not care about that rhetoric being used against them.

I'm gonna start calling these "drunk dad takes". They're the kind of beliefs that don't really make sense when you think about them or look for empirical evidence, but that will get you a "hell yeah brother" from drunk dad's at a bar. Conservativism is like 80% drunk dad takes.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works ye mighty and nothing contained therein should be construed as financial advice. Investment involves risk including the possible loss of principle.

Remember that time Nate Silver thought Eric Adams could be president after Biden? Pepperidge Farms remembers

It's official!

This man is gonna be the first NYC mayor with a million votes since John Lindsay in 69!