Slob Hoskins
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silly nonsense from your friend 🇨🇦 he/him
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I can crack a coconut between my thighs but i always pee from the strain and i dont want to get piss on your coconut.
about 2 months ago
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I would like to shrink all my bones but keep my meats the same. i need this done before the weekend and I can pay cash.
about 2 hours ago
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crooning about kissing my cats noggin
about 11 hours ago
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being sick is so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for my body and my "immune" system. bullshit system if ya ask me
about 11 hours ago
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I dont want to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt. I just wish he would stop laughing at my efforts
1 day ago
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if he was Un-Reelected that means he lost?
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1 day ago
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rina
2 days ago
being at the age where everyone you know is having children
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back to bed until moral improves
2 days ago
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fuuuuuuck
1 day ago
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Olympic hockey referees are also in the epstein files
1 day ago
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I have the email addresses of the entire US Mens Hockey team. folks, they're all in the epstein files. 😒 go canada
2 days ago
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portrait of a cat who just licked my powdered jelly donut
2 days ago
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i love cat so much
2 days ago
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back to bed until moral improves
2 days ago
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Simon of Cyrene offered to help Jesus and the Jesus sais heeey, thats my cross to bear, bub. Then Jesus took out his claws and killed dozens of romans. forget what happened after that.
2 days ago
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hoorny for sleep.
3 days ago
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im not even scared of spiders. am scare of nuclear war
3 days ago
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robot spiders are a joke to me.
3 days ago
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me: has anyone seen my DVD of Powder (1995)? grandfather: i seen it. quite a picture. me: not like that gramps! the dvd case is empty! grandfather: this it? [he lifts his non alcoholic beer and throws the Powder DVD he was using as a coaster, as a frisbee] me: hey!! you old shit! (the end)
4 days ago
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going down to the courthouse to change my cat's name to Judy
4 days ago
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Judy the cat. (sorry reader. i just inceptioned you into thinking of a cat called Judy.)
6 days ago
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my cat is purring so hard she's floating above my lap
7 days ago
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thinking about posting a picture of my cat and then writing the caption "her actual face" and then the picture is just a picture of her actual face. I think it will do big numbers
8 days ago
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I'll grant some small spiders are cute but most spiders should not be shown at me
8 days ago
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no one is more immune to propaganda than me and maybe Arlan here
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9 days ago
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this weekend marks the first weekend in history to have both Olympics and superbowl on the same day in a weekend. sports fans having the life we all want today, super superbowl sunday.
9 days ago
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Gallifreyan Jedi
10 days ago
billionaires should not exist and i don't care whether we accomplish this by taking their money or by doing the other thing
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I'll marry "Mare" of easttown if she'll make me the happiest man in the world. easy decision. next.
10 days ago
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[pointing at a group of parents] They did sex and now we all have to deal with it.
16 days ago
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lil puddin
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17 days ago
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i have the kind of narcolepsy where i pass out the instant I cum. It makes driving impossible.
17 days ago
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they made weed that makes you piss the bed everywhere again
17 days ago
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busty people are jugular
19 days ago
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*!JUMP-SCARE!* (just a photo of graham linehan)
19 days ago
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chewbacca has diabetes 😥
19 days ago
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mr. cannoli
24 days ago
damn living in the pedophile epoch kinda sucks huh
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simple reason i wont click a link to substack or twitter: those websites pay nazis
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25 days ago
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hard to believe but it's already March
29 days ago
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Jesus fucking christ. I can't believe I'm watching another street execution in America. Be safe everyone. never stop fighting. a just future exists.
about 1 month ago
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*** non-silly post *** to my friends living under fascism: I'm floored by the strength and resilience i've seen. it may get much worse, which is why you must keep fighting. any way you can, give em hell. *** non-silly post ***
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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porkin' beefs fishy chicken meat shack for gravy boys
about 1 month ago
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Hi, sorry for my late response. Just going through my inbox from December and A CHRIST CHILD WAS BORN IN BETHLEHEM!?! What are out next steps? lets schedule a zoom to talk strategies.
about 1 month ago
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brute-forcing a dartboard puzzle in Blue Prince is a proud and noble tradition
about 1 month ago
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David Buchanan
about 1 month ago
some people are so good at having bad takes that you could invert them all and end up with consistently good takes
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I'm learning Japanese so I can respectfully ask if Hideo Kojima would consider using Alt Text
about 1 month ago
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J Edgar Hoover, I have a good plan to kill you and this is your last warning you fed pig fuck. this is not a joke.
about 1 month ago
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MAN MARRIES GUN Concluding the breif ceremony with a kiss on the barrel, a formerly lonely ma... [You have no more free articles this month. Already have an account? Sign in]
about 1 month ago
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saying strange things to your cat is one of the main reasons to
about 1 month ago
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hard to believe it is already February
about 1 month ago
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Watching THE PITT and I like how the show is good.
about 1 month ago
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