The straight thoughts are acting up

deadlock is trying to bait some of my mutuals to play the game

they should make an insomnia I can shoot with a gun

If league added a button that electrocuted all of your teammates in real life for literally no benefit it would take less than a week for someone to get flamed for not using it optimally

dude the current american mahjong meta sucks so fucking bad i hate how bricky the decks are but if you don't play them you just fuckin lose to orc yaku quickrush like i never thought i'd say this but i miss tenpai format so bad man

🌎 Carolina wren (Thryothorus ludovicianus) #NorthAmericanBirds #CentralAmericanBirds | #CarolinaWren #ThryothorusLudovicianus | #Wrens #NewWorldWrens #WrenFamily #PerchingBirds 📷: Photo by Trek_Jason🦜 #birdsoftheworld #birds

I love Spoink so much. I love this stupid little asshole.

naked boobies

The bit.

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

can you believe it guys? switch 2. just a week away. switch 2 is in a week! wahoo! i am so happy about this information. switch 2 just a week away. oh wow. can you believe it? switch 2. just in a week. it got here so fast.

I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.

a major issue with video games is that they produce a bunch of people who consider themselves brain geniuses for solving problems that were designed to be solvable. as a remedy, we should be making more games that are actively and irreconcilably hostile to the player. thank you

It’s that time again; 3rd annual Mira Bellwether Buy A Trans Woman A Pizza Day is Monday, March 31st.

Finally reunited

I want a shrimp who will fry for no one else. When I’m away he leaves his rice up on the shelf

i want a nostril piercing that lets me plug my nose and blow it like a whistle

Sitting on the couch at 4am sucking an unlit turkish gold while my friend tells me the only reason he hasn't made a female tulpa of himself is he couldn't stomach bringing another being into his body's torment.

outside trying to read and someone is buzzing a drone overhead; it moved so grossly through the air, it sounds like a shitty lawnmower, i want to blast it from the sky with my mind

they just tried to take a bad photo of Luigi but he raised his fist and an owl landed on it and there was a bolt of lightning behind him

Neurodivergently not contacting friends because the available channels they're reachable in aren't Established as A Place Where I Talk To Them

🐟🦈zombie fishes #sketch #illustration

I'm like Diavolo if his punishment was fumbling bad bitches

Explaining baseball to an American

when the adderall starts kicking in

nice to see the cis are up to their usual antics, casting men as trans women, defending it, and then ✨🌟💫✯¸.•´*¨`*•✿ CELEBRATING ✿•*`¨*`•.¸✯💫🌟✨ the lgb representation and then all the dumb asshats saying "lol azn men r feminine already lol"

Cuddle puddle but everyone has long hair and gets tangled up like a rat king

fake ass nonbinary i saw you doing dishes

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated

kind of want to catch mono i feel like id catch up on so much reading

me and the bad btch I pulled by being a lobster playing a banjo

ME: come on just let me ring it TACO BELL CASHIER: we don’t actually have one

Cannibals complaining about microplastics in their food

its actually crazy that this is still happening to me into my 20s. ill tell someone im epileptic then they just start spamming their flashlight at me with a challenging expression on their face