Nieltown
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Bigger Than Rod
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Hawk Gates
9 days ago
All dude respect
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Baja Blast but not Baja Bleast
9 days ago
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The Baja Blast Temptation of Christ
9 days ago
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Baja Blast of the Mohicans
9 days ago
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I put the “ass” in “bad ass”
10 days ago
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The grass is greener? I think you mean, “The ass is wiener”
10 days ago
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When you do the hokey pokey but fail to turn yourself around
10 days ago
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She whipped my cream until my peaks were stiff
10 days ago
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Free idea for my haters: Pay me!!!
11 days ago
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Microsoft Butt Stimulator
11 days ago
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The devil wears nada! That’s right - he’s butt naked!!!
11 days ago
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Peepee days and poopoo nights
11 days ago
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Purgatory is where you go when you’re too based for Heaven but too cringe for Hell
11 days ago
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I’m heading to China today for a high-stakes meeting with Xi Jinping
11 days ago
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Hating the Olive Garden is performative
12 days ago
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I’m tired of the dystopian cyberpunk aesthetic. It’s time for utopian cyber dad rock
12 days ago
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Indiana Jones and the Toilet of Poop
13 days ago
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Nintendo should give Zelda 2 the Samus Returns treatment
14 days ago
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I’m at the pee pee pants. I’m at the poo poo butt. I’m at the combination pee pee pants and poo poo butt
17 days ago
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Chili prices have skyrocketed ever since they closed the Strait of Hormel
20 days ago
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Just put all my sperm in one basket
24 days ago
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I just won the Nobel Peace Prize for inventing the Everyone Bagel
24 days ago
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a beer and he’ll kick back and relax for a while
24 days ago
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Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a crap
24 days ago
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They’re coming out with a woodchuck that can chuck wood
25 days ago
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Stop using AI. Create something beautiful. Make a spreadsheet the old fashioned way
25 days ago
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Caveman 1: Bro what are you doing Caveman 2: I’m heating up this food to kill germs and make it taste better Caveman 1: I’m skeptical Caveman 3: Let him cook
28 days ago
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Pro basketball? More like probe assketball
29 days ago
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Instead of leaving the peace talks in limbo, negotiatiors from Iran and the US should do the Limbo at the peace talks
30 days ago
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They should use AI to 3D print a new Strait of Hormuz
about 1 month ago
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If church had ads they wouldn’t need tax breaks
about 1 month ago
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The nice thing about a sound bath is that only your ears need to be naked
about 1 month ago
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Watching sportsball on the interwebs makes for some epic awesomesauce
about 1 month ago
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Stop ending messages with “lol.” End them with “iala” instead (“I am laughing aloud!”)
about 1 month ago
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Rob Cee
about 1 month ago
SHARIA LAW: A woman who commits adultery gets 100 lashes. SHANIA LAW: Best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun.
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Yeah I got a trolley problem. I am addicted to trolleys
about 1 month ago
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A logarithm is an exponent
about 1 month ago
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Joined at the tip
about 1 month ago
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I’m at Burger Peasant eating a Whimper, Jr.
about 2 months ago
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Hi, yes, thank you. My question isn’t really a question but actually a comment. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.
about 2 months ago
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Neil Armstrong more like Footstrong the way his whole deal was taking steps
about 2 months ago
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Find yourself a man who goes wee wee wee wee all the way home
about 2 months ago
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My self-care routine is basically just sticking my thumb up my butt and going “Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo”
about 2 months ago
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“Life is what happens when you’re standing next to the counter at McDonald’s waiting for your ten piece order of Chicken McNuggets and large Diet Coke” -John Lennon
about 2 months ago
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FAFO stands for “Fart Aloud; Fart Openly”
about 2 months ago
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Damb girl you must work at Hooters bc those boobs are owl I can think about
about 2 months ago
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Sour Creamin On Ya
4 months ago
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The Deuce Deducer
4 months ago
These guys (Kraftwerk) got it in 1981.
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viz
5 months ago
uptown unc
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viz
5 months ago
apex redditor
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