Chrome Agamemnon

Look at you, man. First one to wait at the light. You win.

Wrong Turn 2 is pretty good.

Cold Storage is pretty good.

What she meant vs what you thought she meant when she said "use the Hitachi on me."

Kalshi: Tap the Corruption™

whistlepig scurry!

Frank Herbert wrote Dune in the early 60s - sixty years ago - and even then - only twenty years after the invention of the digital computer - he predicted that thinking machines would get themselves cancelled.

Can't, writing a time travel thriller where the hero goes back to April, 30 1945 Berlin and hands Hitler a loaded PPK in his bunker.

Imagine if you had a teleporter, where's the first place you'd send a flaming bag of dog shit, and why would it be inside the world's worst person?

I've watched the Jimmy Kimmel Live intro at least a hundred times and I still can't figure out how the announcer manages to disappear each time after the camera passes him and turns around.

Greenland: Migration is pretty good.

My mother's cat, Desmond (named for saxophonist Paul Desmond). I call him Desmodius when he gets the devil in him.

Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl.

Sunny Nights is pretty good.

Awww. Telling my buddy to "use two hands" on my delta ring.

Kernt Balance

Because he dies in Shaun of the Dead, I keep thinking Bill Nighy is actually dead.

Sen. Cletus McRacism

WRL (without rule of law) is a niche prepper phrase that's meant to describe late stage societal downfall, typically resulting from overwhelming catastrophe, but it seems to also aptly describe our current situation in which The Law has gone rogue, declining to hold itself accountable.

5 am skunk scoot!

Curious to know how he managed to get a gun with a terrorism prior.

The Loin King

If you were wondering if plant based cat litter is edible, the answer is "yes"

Oh, you're a big fan of the Centers for Disease Control? Name more than two of them.

Children waiting for the day they feel good.

Flying like a cement kite.

Not enjoying this edgy remake of The Emperor's New Clothes. Zero stars.

Mickey 17 is still pretty good.

I observed the county sheriffs deputies doing their quarterly handgun qualifications today. There were two distinct groups: Young, fit, disciplined deputies training with 9mm Older, kind of fat, kind of disheveled deputies training with .45ACP

Welcome here from outer space. music.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZeR...

Who's this?

Sweeps Oscars

Calling the rod & gun club "the clerb," much to the consternation of the over-seventy membership.

*logging on to Polymarket with my leather suit and lube* "what is going on with all these statistics?"

Just thinking of Kristi Noem's husband getting to have her back home, that lucky boy.

Neat-o! What other long simmering world problems can we metastasize now that we've got on our hornet's nest kicking boots?

A thousand thundering thrills await me.

The ships sail out of the harbor And bodies come floating back

Dispensing with the pretense of even pretending to avoid the appearance of not being corrupt. gizmodo.com/trump-bros-b...

It's fun to take a trip. Put acid in your veins.

I ate no breakfast, then ate Arby's trash lunch, then ate no dinner, so now I'm probably going to live a million years despite probably going to eat Burger King breakfast and Popeyes lunch tomorrow.

The Rooster is pretty good.

Super Doot-y The collected works of Louis Armstrong

Big if true. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Shailene Woodley dies awful in Paradise.

Aphex Twin, Vernix Licker

We know God loves us because He gives us oily pits deep in the flesh of our scalps, among the roots of our coarsest hair, that burst and leak and scab repeatedly, satisfyingly, for days.

War Machine is pretty good.

Honking geese, high, almost beyond sight. A glittering, flapping line, caught by the descending Sun.