"We have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future, in place of 'search and destroy,' substitute the phrase 'sweep and clear.' Got it?"

This would be the third or fourth time this week that Trymp has threatened to deploy the US military somewhere to jelq his ego.

I'm so mad about everything right now I might just go in my basement and buy prep stuff online about it.

These guys (Kraftwerk) got it in 1981.

Our "stop the bleed" training kit this year has a big rubber bologna log with various wounds on it.

Here, we see the difference between fuels containing carbon (left) and those with no carbon (right) based upon the luminescent properties of their exhaust products. The solid fuel boosters put out 6.6M pounds of thrust, while the three liquid hydrogen main engines produced 1.2M pounds.

filling my house with bottles of piss "for later"

Daytime Running Lights? More like Daytime Rude Lights.

The Deuce Deducer awoke once again from uneasy dreams, having overindulged in beef and chocolate of the prior evening.

My bank, BoA, "offered" me CDs while I was logged into the banking app, but wanted my zip code before it showed me anything, and then showed me "0.3-3.1%" - so, a range from terrible to lackluster they could have offered anyone.

It's because the dara centers were given preferential rates to attract them to the area, isn't it. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

Rental Family looks too nice for me.

Enjoy some Swiss slow burn. music.youtube.com/watch?v=KLUq...

Stephen Miller is the person in the administration most likely to die from nursing a grudge.

I love when people say "we can figure this out." No we can't. We evolved to cooperate at a tribal level at best, and then only if some big hairy dude hits us if we step out of line. Solutions to global problems disintegrate with the first person who says "yeah, but what's in it for me?"

You don't say. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

How reduced fat sausage patties are made:

Gonna go booger picking later.

Jeff wants you to know that military spending at levels proportionate to Reagan's famously contientious administration are what these times demand. "Peace through constant skirmishes worldwide" www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Accidentally ran over a bunch of schoolkids in the crosswalk because I was preoccupied with looking at my speedometer trying to keep it under 20 in this school zone.

And to think, those of us who grew up in the 80s hearing about our grandads fighting Nazis figured we'd never have a chance (or need) to do anything that good in our lifetimes.

Is today the day we've finally had enough and overthrow the cruel, corrupt and illegitimate administration? No? Probably not? Well, all right. Maybe next week?

Is there any compelling reason to eat mushrooms beyond flavor, especially if you think the flavor is unpleasant?

Of all the waste people heap at the curb, Christmas trees certainly smell the nicest.

I remember laughing quite a lot at Dilbert, back when I was new to the work force and it was new to syndication and stuck to lampooning bosses and coworkers. But then Adams wore out the rubber on those tires and the sexist and racist belts started showing through.

While we're abolishing ICE let's un-perpetually reauthorize the warrentless data collection and most of the rest of the PATRIOT act. You know what? Let's close Gitmo, too.

Jeff wants you to know that usury is good, actually. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

This is kind of a big deal. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

As far as I can tell the federal government has fired everyone whose job was to do things FOR people and kept everyone whose job is to do things TO people

Being an adult is just being able to afford a bunch of candy you can't eat

Make a serious movie fun by Elmer Fudding the title. Wed Wock West (at wast!)

What's behind the boost? Whale fucking. Next question. www.npr.org/2026/01/12/n...

Trump orders execution of everybody, Supreme Court says "okay" in 5:4 ruling

Make a serious movie fun by Elmer Fudding the title. There Will Be Bwud

Seems like we're getting close to the end now. The Fed chairman is releasing his own hostage plea on YouTube.

Make a serious movie fun by Elmer Fudding the title. The Woad

The networks are better twenty minutes in the future.

We all remember the irritatingly charming old couple, the Mintons, from Cat's Cradle, but let me tell you I was stuck behind them in the line to order at Popeyes, as they charmingly dithered and discussed their many choices for how they could maximize the sharing, the duprassness, of their order.

Ah, eleven days into the year and no headlines of mass shootings. Time to take a big sip of coffee and open the Gun Violence Archive.

More than any other detail the murderer's own video elucidates is that he was stalking her, winding himself up, which makes a claim of self-defense impossible. He is protecting no-one's safety by pressing and engaging and circling her.

Back in the late 60s my mom and dad worked for a big department store in Chicago and they did buying trips to Scandinavia and had fondue parties and wore turtlenecks and bellbottoms and all that cringe.

The G-rated porn of leggings, and the angels who wear them.

Is the poet shooter still on the job? It's probably too much to ask that he be jailed and treated like any other alleged murderer or violence committer pending an investigation and trial, but can he at least be not in a role where he is tempted to trigger himself by standing in front of cars again?

You don't say.

If being taunted by middle aged white lesbians to "maybe go get some lunch, bro" fills you with blinding rage, it's probable you shouldn't have access to firearms, either at home or on the job.

Have people tried wearing face masks, ball caps and weight vests with no credentials to avoid harassment by ICE?

Barry White: opera for people who "don't like opera"

Whenever I'm pissed about stuff and don't want to be pissed about stuff I listen to this a couple times. music.youtube.com/watch?v=LAhn...

Today's headlights would disintegrate a medium-sized Victorian child.

We've replaced the government at this fine country with a steaming pile of shit. Let's watch our hidden cameras and see if anyone does anything at all about it.