kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes

The Right only wants a tik tok where white guys in Oakley's sit in their truck and do front facing videos explaining how to hit your wife without leaving a bruise.

i love having to send a cunty email to get the refund on an order I've been asking for for three (3) months

we found the same $10 bill on the sidewalk 2 dog walks in a row, I just gotta wonder if the tweakers in my neighborhood aren't noticing things as much anymore?!

i see you've been the subject of an unspeakably horrible tragedy, have you considered how to monetize it?

the popularity of post-apocalyptic fiction seems to imply that the only way for humans to restore balance with nature is to completely destroy our current system.

the sandwich thrower went free because if a cop is part of the violent fascist Gestapo apparatus, you could throw a fucking brick at them and I'm not gonna convict the thrower of anything

Republicans applauding the president singing the bill to end the shutdown that they caused.

Hobo Johnson's schtick has existed on college campuses for years, it just managed to escape containment and now it's everyone's problem.

the president has such thin skin (and huge ego) that we'll have to take the long way 'round and still have the ACA but his name will be on it, then he'll be fine with it

i cant tell these wispy waifish white girl singer songwriters apart anymore

Twin Peaks S3 rewatch: I forgot Nadine named her store Run Silent Run Drapes

Tubi has a pretty wild music documentary selection, watch this then get to browsing!

Every young artist with family wealth definitely built on shady business: "My work examines the liminal space via collective memory and vernacular gesture (I steal from minority artists)!"

William Friedkin on Gator: Unheralded masterpiece. You can't take your eyes off Burt Reynolds! No filmmaker today would dare to edit a movie with such powerful forward momentum. Nick Mullen on Heat: It's cool. Yeah... that bank robbery scene was badass. Yup.

83 year old John Cale is the only white guy with the charisma to pull off a soul patch

They should make tiny houses that are actually accessible. No I'm not gonna climb a ladder to get into my bed, I'm not a child

Charmaine Craig in Northern Exposure... oh my.

do people not realize that the whole point of the Connections game is to give what seems like very obvious clues that turn out to be fake-outs? I thought those games were supposed to make people smarter.

sometimes you gotta take the bad (Democrats predicably caving to Republicans) with the good (Kim Davis having to take her bigoted ass back home, where she will be condemned to the dustbin of history)

Whats behind the Democrat flip in Northern Virginia? I dunno maybe because Republicans are weird losers with shitty policies that only help their rich donors?

The problem with people playing music on public transportation is that no one is making money from it. This is why it bothers people. If the person playing music was sponsored by alcohol brands or mobile payment apps, this would be accepted or celebrated, because it doesn’t undermine confidence

Quest number Three

always a bummer getting a t-shirt from a record label you like and it turns out they used those Fruit of the Loom heavy shirts that are wider than they are tall.

Rich people are the ones always asking for handouts

it used to take metaphors to explain why the single-minded pursuit of wealth is corrosive to the human soul.

The Bee-Keepers by Bruegel shows traditional beekeeping protection from the 1500s: round baskets over the face. I wonder if people back then found it as unsettling as people do now. Sunn0))) saw it as interesting enough for the cover of White2.

Stavros: funny, puts in the work Adam: content to be self-appointed NYC cultural elite; mysterious wealth, will dabble in politics Nick: dirtbag, will pivot alt right when his cumtown cache runs out & people realize he's got no talent

Wanderer (Design 2), changed the cloak to look more like a Medieval pilgrim's

for all the annoying shit my dog does, she doesn't destroy my furniture and for that I'm eternally grateful

Quest (Number one)

Most of my neighbors have started putting up Christmas decorations (both inside and out), I'm reminded of the collection of carols I put out last year lordofoverstock.bandcamp.com/album/in-fields-as-they-lay

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Wanderer

I'm bummed The Great North was cancelled (to make room for American Dad, which is a good show but has been doing fine in syndication), but the finale was really good and has resulted in "Thank U" being stuck in my head.

Five Guys sent out a BOGO email, followed by another one saying the promo is extended through the weekend. Recession indicator!!

Husker Du live albums will continue until either Greg Ginn gives up the SST master tapes or he dies & they're sold to cover his tax responsibility.

The track Aaron Funk (Venetian Snares) programmed on the new Rosalía album youtu.be/xPaSuWrBAQI?...

Quest number zero

Hot Water Music & Bane just played the Grog Shop? What year is it?? If Aloha ever plays shows again there's a good chance they could recreate the time I saw them, Rainer Maria, and Trail of Dead at the same venue.

dope grindcore from Vancouver mechanizedapparatusrevolt.bandcamp.com/album/invasi...

There used to be a Maryland bank whose debit card color was close to the color of SNAP cards and it made for some very tense grocery store checkouts since some people are incapable of minding their own business

The Last Second of Life

Threatening innocent teachers' lives in honor of Charlie Kirk is definitely a way to prove to the naysayers that Charlie Kirk was a super nice guy with a positive message who in no way was a professional agitator and didn't sow evil for sport and profit.

stop hogging all the microplastics!!!!

Eric Adams is gonna insist people still refer to his as Mr. Mayor. "It's an honorific", he'll insist

Every college in the early 00s had a dance punk band (shit, my college had at least 2 I can remember), MGMT just had 2 really good songs and made a career out of them

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Reminder.

I told dick cheny the sybian was too strong but he wouldnt listen