I've got some good news & some bad news. Bad news is you're dead. Good news is: Welcome to Heaven! Well, the Pearly Gates at least. I am obligated to inform you that Heaven (and its various subsidies) are now part of the Kaiser Permanente Family.

oh no, if the Democrats win the mid-term, they'll investigate the crimes the GOP has brazenly been bragging about? C'mon now. Everyone knows the Democrats as a unit are ineffectual and just as liable to commit crimes as Republicans.

sorry but your little life does not generate revenue. Data centers do. Therefore you will just have to go without a little water in order for the rich to keep getting richer. Maybe you should have thought about being born rich?

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sick of thinking? complex topics a nuisance? there's AI for that. Now be a good little consumer and suck on the teat of your corporate overlords

Where do people send black metal albums to get reviewed? I should try to do some promotion for my new album.

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Ancient American proverb: "I am the center of the universe, all of my thoughts are True & Correct, and anyone who questions me is my enemy and should die"

The Whistful Dream Pop mafia does not want to see fat people making dream pop. Only waifish little elves. And that's a shame.

the AI panopticon is gonna be like how I'm banned from Ebay for no reason (I signed up and they immediately went "you're banned for suspicious activity" before I ever bought or sold anything)

Love Goes to Building on Fire is a great book because it satisfies No Wave nerds but will actually expand their horizons by discussing pretty much every music genre that was fertile in NYC at the time

i hate it when someone shitposts and the AI decides it's a legitimate discussion and not just poopoo

Typography (Insanity)

I read a news story about a guy who damaged his eyes using a theragun on them, now every ad I see is for a theragun

I got a 7oz tub of spice rub from a fish market in Florida and it turns out that's a lot of rub, this thing is gonna take me a few months to get through

the actual act of watching Heat: "Speak up! I can't fucking hear anyone! Why is the diegetic sound the same volume as the dialogue?!?"

Nick Land decimated his cerebral cortex with amphetamine abuse & now he's a doddering old alt-right fool, but his pre-N*zi writings are interesting in that they're undiluted paranoid drug ramblings.

there's a throat lozenge in Australia called Throaties which sounds like slang for oral sex that kids will be saying in the 2030s.

imagine the dumbest guy you went to school with, who has the simplest taste in everything. Now imagine he's in charge of financing a movie. That's who filmmakers have to attract to get a film made.

Typography (Destiny)

everyone's got their favorite era of Zappa, but if you prefer Thing-Fish, you should go to jail immediately

(Finishes reading Stoner) well there wasn't any weed in this book at all!

if you ever happen to be on Grissom Rd in San Antonio, please know that the Las Teresitas restaurant building used to be a Pizza Hut in the 90s, and Pizza Hut moved across the street into what used to be a Baskin Robbins

Watch more streaming so you watch more commercials and buy more shit you fucking proles!

there's a lot of comedians out there now going "you can't call for the extermination of an entire race of people anymore, because of woke"

Clive Davis was fired from CBS records in 1972 for embezzeling $20k to bankroll his son's bar mitzvah

Seconded

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the limited edition custom hand-silkscreened version of my new album is still available, ready to ship! #blackmetal #diymusic lordofoverstock.bandcamp.com/album/ad-mmx...

I realized Southwests recent changes were just to attract people from other airlines who are fine paying more so they dont have to interact with the hoi polloi

You know how some people refuse to listen to Michael Jackson ever since his trial? Im like that with Kid Rock, but because hes the court musician for the fürher

Happy Solstice! It's hot, it's sunny, the day is long, the rocks are telling the right time for once. What more could we ask for? (photo credit to Jeremy Flint for Discover Britain Magazine)

The early years of paleontology was just rich white guys trying to name a bone after themselves. Questionable behavior if you ask me.

Squarepusher is just Jamtronica for people who hate fun.

Theres always 1 guy at the CSA with a loud voice who has Opinions on everyone's choices

The only thing little kids want to do in airport terminals is run as fast as they can

Forget the Criterion Closet, I want to see what you perverts would take from the Vinegar Syndrome closet

My music is being used in a dataset to train AI, so if you use one of those apps to write your music for you, 1) you're a loser, 2) its based on something I made a decade ago using PureData and Audacity

So, since WWII, US foreign policy has been led by the Truman Doctrine (essentially that the US is the worlds police), which is why the US has a strong foreign base presence. Hegseths latest tantrum basically reverses that

my sister was on Midday Maryland www.wmar2news.com/middaymaryla...

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Pink Floyd hated the Space Rock tag despite writing 2 songs based on Childhood's End (Let There Be More Light and Childhood's End)

Women used to deal with sexual assault by stabbing men with hat pins, and the governments reaction was to ban hat pins www.smithsonianmag.com/history/hatp...

Im childless yet feel compelled to buy a Blatz baseball cap

Nowadays all the extremely purple prose seems to be the sole territory of sports writers

if Taylor Swift wasn't a popular artist but you heard those two words, you'd think it was a 1960s British car or a company that makes specialized ham products

Shadow Ticket was finally available from the library so I'm reading wisecracking privat eye Pynchon at the beach.

Fix Or Repair Daily not beating the allegations

Rick Rubin is such a soulless piece of shit

The Nazis are the ones celebrating!