I love looking at videos of tiny houses but if you think I'm gonna use a ladder to get into bed, you're crazy

I remember downloading the Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Phantom Menace premier short as a .WMV file and watching it on my work computer

Home Shopping Network could have made a robust online presence and out-Temu'd Temu. The audience was there

I'm not sure how I lucked out, but it's been less than 2 weeks since I turned in my passport paperwork & my new one just arrived in themail

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

if you are obsessed with Euphoria but dismiss pornography, I've got some bad news for you

Last night the dog grumbled at 12:30am. She had her dewormer the day before so out of caution I walked her. A quarter mile later she had diarrhea. At least it wasn't in the house.

Mercury Rev

a house in my neighborhood does occasional backyard lotería but the announcer calls each card in the most monotone voice. C'mon dude, add a little sass to it.

are people scared of reminding Tom Scharpling that he spent 2011 making "hating Lulu" his entire personality? The best late-period Lou Reed album, and definitely the last good thing Metallica have ever been a part of.

Peas Porridge cold? Dude wtf

Do you think theres racist vampires? And would they only drink their own races blood, or only other races? This may be ny dumbest thought ever SEND

Andrzej Żuławski had a really bad divorce and made it everyone's problem. Im not sure a US remake of Possession can recreate thst specific European Cold War ennui and turmoil.

Autodidact

Today's task: silkscreen print the covers for my new black metal album. By about print 10 I got the hang of it

Latest antisocial tech in my neighborhood: motion detecting cameras that beep when someone stops for too long outside a house. Sorry my dog has to smell everything and walks really slow.

If you dont start singing "Love & Marriage" then we can't be friends

I dont recall Game of Thrones ever letting a story just breathe the way A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms does

19 years ago?! I feel like Methuselah youtu.be/IbROCpDPCaw?...

Dogs, first day in your house: i'm so scared and tiny Dogs, day 14: WHERE. the FUCK. IS MY DINNER.

finished season 1 of Common Side Effects, great show that ends on an Enya needle drop?! Godmode.

even the most psychedelic mushroom has nothing on the mass psychosis of capitalism

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my thing with the Flaming Lips drama is that Drozd found out the hard way that regardless of his creative contributions to the band, at the end of the day he was an employee that became unreliable and was let go. I think he expected a lot more grace from Coyne regarding his relapse than he got.

is Daniel Day-Lewis a good actor or has he only ever appeared in movies that align with his narrow skillset

every comment on a Nextdoor post is some Fox News related garbage, like "typical liberal nonsense". I'd like to add some word salad to other people's posts. Your car got vandalized? "Wouldn't happen in a 2 parent household"

"Mothers Day is arguably the most important day for Moms" is something a TV commercial just said

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2nd silkscreen burn turned out MUCH better, thanks to @bronxcheerleader.bsky.social for the tips!

You can't just build blocks and blocks of high density domicile without transportation infrastructure and retail, otherwise it just ends up like the domed cities in Oryx & Crake

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Typography Exploration (FlyLo) #typography #typographicexperiment #typographyexploration

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Discovering music, like when you'd overhear someone talk about a band, or see the last half of a video on MTV, then go searching for it, was a lot more rewarding than relying on a streaming services payola "Discover" feature

pretty sure it's cheaper to hire a call center & tell them what to say than to make an AI chatbot

Pete Holmes used to be 3 minutes into a 3 hour podcast and ask his guest "so what do you think happens when you die? Just lights out?"

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My 1st ever silkscreen burn didn't go well, but I learned a lot: - used too much photo emulsion - some graphic elements need to be enlarged Oh well, going to reclaim this screen and start again

Wish I could be as bad at my job as cops are allowed to be

No its cool, I love it when some pedantic twerp tells me all the stuff I'm doing wrong, how else am I gonna learn unless its from someone who thinks everything should be done perfectly the 1st time?

InDesign: use your library! Also InDesign: Whoops we can't find that element you've had in your library for years!

companies spent so much money on AI doodads that are 99% speculation, now we get the shoulder the monetary burden??? Sweet. Awesome. Capitalism at its finest!

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Found a Best Buy receipt from 1999 for a turntable and receiver

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'The computer is extraordinarily fast and extraordinarily accurate. but it is also exceedingly stupid and therefore it has to be told everything.' -Gerald Strang

others have said it before, but it's clear L*nkedIn is a data harvesting operation; anyone who actually gets a job on there is purely accidental